jcg15 All American 2120 Posts user info edit post |
Help! 10/12/2011 5:14:20 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
oh I thought you were gonna give me solutions just in case I encounter this problem in the future.
my bad 10/12/2011 5:15:23 PM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
go out back, come back with some dirt on your pants, tell them you took care of the dogshit problem 10/12/2011 5:15:26 PM |
craptastic All American 6115 Posts user info edit post |
Tie a shirt around your waist? 10/12/2011 5:17:38 PM |
BIGcementpon Status Name 11318 Posts user info edit post |
last minute sick day, negotiated via email 10/12/2011 5:18:05 PM |
y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
something akin to the billy madison peeing one's pants solution?
except for doo-doo? 10/12/2011 5:20:21 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
Shout ethnic slurs incessantly and no one will notice your shart problem 10/12/2011 5:21:06 PM |
settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
fake a seizue, sometimes they make you shit 10/12/2011 5:22:55 PM |
BIGcementpon Status Name 11318 Posts user info edit post |
got any chocolate in the office? spill it in your chair and sit on it "accidentally." 10/12/2011 5:23:11 PM |
y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
tell folks someone "beat the shit out of you." 10/12/2011 5:26:51 PM |
BIGcementpon Status Name 11318 Posts user info edit post |
Have your GF or wife to bring you new clothes. put them in a lunchbox to be all sneaky. 10/12/2011 5:28:33 PM |
wlb420 All American 9053 Posts user info edit post |
use your socks to clean up, oh wait.... 10/12/2011 5:30:28 PM |
raiden All American 10504 Posts user info edit post |
Hahahhahah.
Stay in bathroom till past 630pm when everyone is gone, them leave. 10/12/2011 5:53:29 PM |
craptastic All American 6115 Posts user info edit post |
Use a stapler to make a skirt out of printer paper and do a hula dance to your car. 10/12/2011 5:55:26 PM |
GoldenGirl All American 6475 Posts user info edit post |
lol awe! 10/12/2011 5:55:34 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
just go ahead and start crying 10/12/2011 5:56:39 PM |
Schmitty All American 982 Posts user info edit post |
wipe, toss undies, go commando 10/12/2011 6:00:43 PM |
settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
I have reason to believe there was nothing accidental about it 10/12/2011 6:01:48 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
1) Handwash your underwear in the sink with soap.
2) Ring out your underwear in the sink, then squeeze within paper towels until water is no longer absorbed by the paper towels. This will help that your pants will not obtain a wetspot.
I've never had this experience but my Macgyver within me would take this action. 10/12/2011 6:19:51 PM |
joepeshi All American 8094 Posts user info edit post |
Early quit? 10/12/2011 6:21:02 PM |
Snewf All American 63348 Posts user info edit post |
go put the damn sign back to 0
10/12/2011 6:46:53 PM |
BigFletch All American 3302 Posts user info edit post |
Threads like this are the reason I love TWW 10/12/2011 10:08:17 PM |
XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
I have reason to believe the person in question was: A, already going 'commando' and B, the pants were thin, very thin. 10/12/2011 10:13:52 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
hope those dockers were scotch guarded 10/12/2011 10:19:16 PM |
BIGcementpon Status Name 11318 Posts user info edit post |
Ok OP, come back to complete the story. 10/13/2011 3:40:00 AM |
Byrn Stuff backpacker 19058 Posts user info edit post |
Invent a completely new identity. Your former personality is dead to you. Refuse to acknowledge anyone that calls you anything other than your new name.
10/13/2011 7:10:16 AM |
evlbuxmbetty All American 3633 Posts user info edit post |
i need to know what happened to this individual 10/13/2011 4:26:07 PM |
sparky Garage Mod 12301 Posts user info edit post |
tell your boss you shit your pants and have to go home to change. it happened to me once and this is exactly what i did. he gave me the rest of the day off. 10/13/2011 5:13:05 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
This thread needs an update 10/13/2011 5:15:40 PM |
synapse play so hard 60935 Posts user info edit post |
the world demands to know
what was the outcome of said sharting jcg15 10/14/2011 8:04:17 PM |