settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
i usually drop my load outside of the vagina, but i've noticed if i bust inside, my orgasm's intensity goes up like 23%
i think it's because usually when i'm fucking i'm taking care of business and when i pull out i relax
but if i stay inside while i nut, my mind stays in fucking mode and thus the intensity stays high
discuss 10/15/2011 10:04:42 PM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
for some reason that part made me laugh 10/15/2011 10:05:17 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
She probably doesn't even notice whether you are in or out. 10/15/2011 10:07:14 PM |
PaulISdead All American 8715 Posts user info edit post |
evolution is a bitch 10/15/2011 10:29:51 PM |
GrayFox33 TX R. Snake 10566 Posts user info edit post |
I cannot stress this enough:
10/15/2011 10:30:45 PM |
Wolfpackman All American 1882 Posts user info edit post |
confirmed 10/15/2011 10:32:46 PM |
CheesyLabia Suspended 926 Posts user info edit post |
after that 30 second ordeal, what does your "buddy" do the rest of the time intercourse is supposed to be happening? 10/15/2011 10:35:44 PM |
settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
do you have any jokes that aren't recycled classics? 10/15/2011 10:42:33 PM |
ALkatraz All American 11299 Posts user info edit post |
It's 44% if it's in her ass. 10/15/2011 10:44:57 PM |
CheesyLabia Suspended 926 Posts user info edit post |
^^ recycled classics are always better than a surprise in 9 months with 18 years of child support
10/15/2011 10:49:26 PM |
settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
shut up
you are boring 10/15/2011 10:54:25 PM |
GrayFox33 TX R. Snake 10566 Posts user info edit post |
Though it has been used as a joke previously, it is not a joke in this instance. In fact, despite it being used as a joke so predominantly, it is the best summation of what biology (and women) are trying to do to you.
"I've got a bad feeling about this."
10/15/2011 10:55:16 PM |
CheesyLabia Suspended 926 Posts user info edit post |
^^ thanks dnl jr 10/15/2011 11:14:41 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
A true pro would have said "mega loads" or "huge loads." 10/15/2011 11:15:11 PM |
CheesyLabia Suspended 926 Posts user info edit post |
you're talking about dnl - it's called in the legal term "RAPE" 10/15/2011 11:16:34 PM |
settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
dnl wouldn't rape you with esgargs' dick
there's a recycled classic 10/16/2011 8:31:20 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
evoooolllluuuution 10/16/2011 8:35:08 AM |
settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
10/16/2011 8:37:46 AM |
smoothcrim Universal Magnetic! 18959 Posts user info edit post |
10/16/2011 9:14:19 AM |
theDuke866 All American 52766 Posts user info edit post |
Bump for juxtaposition 10/16/2011 12:15:57 PM |