CAN'T

FUCKING

WAIT

Willis and Van Damme slated to be bad guys

[Edited on November 18, 2011 at 9:17 PM. Reason : ]

11/18/2011 9:16:23 PM

Is that Chuck Norris?!?!

11/18/2011 9:39:56 PM

holy shit, CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!

11/18/2011 10:24:04 PM

wasn't willis in the last one, not as a bad guy? kind of like a planet hollywood reunion between him, arnold, and sly

[Edited on November 18, 2011 at 11:34 PM. Reason : s]

11/18/2011 11:33:03 PM

i follow terry crews on facebook

he friggin rules

11/18/2011 11:39:34 PM

And, of course, they have to put a chick in there, as if that will attract more of us men to see it.

11/18/2011 11:39:45 PM

At this point, they probably put a chick in there to give women a star to associate with

11/19/2011 8:52:20 AM

where the fuck is wesley snipes?!? passenger 57 mutha fucka!
it'd also be cool to work in danny trejo, Michael Dudikoff, and Don "The Dragon" Wilson

11/19/2011 2:34:50 PM

^ I think Wesley's still in prison for not paying taxes.

11/19/2011 2:44:49 PM

oh shit

11/19/2011 2:55:25 PM

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"At this point, they probably put a chick in there to give women a star to associate with"

The only wonen who are going to see this movie are being dragged there by their SO's.

11/19/2011 3:57:46 PM

i hope this one undoes the suck of the first

11/19/2011 9:47:29 PM

^^my girlfriend agrees

11/19/2011 10:03:13 PM

VAn Damme is in it too

holy shit

11/19/2011 10:58:49 PM

All it's missing now is Carl Weathers

11/19/2011 11:43:32 PM

First one was underwhelming.

but I will still see this

11/20/2011 2:24:36 AM

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"it'd also be cool to work in danny trejo, Michael Dudikoff, and Don "The Dragon" Wilson"

they definitely could use all 3 of those, i absolutely love b action movies from about 85-95, they are some of my favorites of all time, i sort of wish they hadn't killed Gary Daniels (the Brit) in the first one, and i'm still sort of hoping they bring him back as his twin brother in this one, also Olivier Gruner, David Bradley, Mark Dacascos would be incredibly awesome additions.

Even though I was disappointed with the first one, with the incredible cast it still didn't feel like the greats action flicks of the old days, i will probably still see this one opening night too, i just can't help myself

11/20/2011 2:30:29 AM

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" with the incredible cast it still didn't feel like the greats action flicks of the old days, i will probably still see this one opening night too, i just can't help myself"

qft

11/20/2011 2:57:48 AM

the first one wasnt bad, it just wasnt good. it felt rushed.

11/20/2011 9:12:02 AM

They're still missing Carl Weathers

11/20/2011 6:15:57 PM

I am crazy, b/c I enjoyed the 1st one. It was just like the 80's B movies.... and it was fun as hell to watch all them interact. I will def be keeping up with this and be there opening night.


III

11/20/2011 8:52:29 PM

liam hemsworth? thor's little brother? how the shit does he make the list??

11/21/2011 6:35:03 AM

i thought the first one was fantastic. it was exactly what i wanted.

11/21/2011 1:39:04 PM

OH

FUCK

YES

11/21/2011 3:21:10 PM

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"The only wonen who are going to see this movie are being dragged there by their SO's."

eh, some of us like an action flick. can't beat the cast. loved the first one.

11/22/2011 12:34:43 PM

Next time I'll deflate all your balls.

11/28/2011 1:44:49 AM

I'll watch this if Van Damme gets a rematch with Bolo Yeung

11/28/2011 7:58:12 AM

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/lions_gate/theexpendables2/

12/15/2011 6:37:00 PM

still can't figure out why they cast liam hemsworth. what about jackie chan or something? or hell, the rock would work too. i guess they want actual acting

12/15/2011 9:20:07 PM

acting has no place in a cheesy action movie, only presence

12/16/2011 5:31:25 AM

That much is obvious, the trailer wasn't much more than a quick flash of all the actors in the movie.

12/16/2011 7:55:47 AM

Oh I am pumped..... Let's Rock & Roll!!!


III

12/17/2011 9:59:53 PM

DOLPH

12/18/2011 4:02:17 PM

PG -13?

1/23/2012 9:27:39 AM

no.

1/23/2012 10:27:14 AM

Bttt

8/15/2012 12:57:07 PM

Quote :

"PG -13?"

From IMDB:

Quote :

"Motion Picture Rating (MPAA) Rated R for strong bloody violence throughout"

Or, to quote The Expendables: The Musical
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGPxlMpzqYQ&feature=g-u-u

Quote :

"PG-13 is for pussies."

8/15/2012 2:38:42 PM

So that story where Chuck Norris refused to be in the movie unless it was PG-13 was just a rumor?

[Edited on August 15, 2012 at 3:15 PM. Reason : -]

8/15/2012 3:15:24 PM

Quote :

"Expendables 3 is already in the works!"

8/16/2012 10:12:10 AM

The action was better than the first one, the dialog somehow got worse. Not that i was expecting an Oscar worthy script, but it was fucking terrible, and in many places just didnt even make any sense. Terminator 2 lines and references are not good, funny, or necessary, please please please stop doing this in every movie Arnold is in

8/18/2012 6:25:18 PM

But was there fake fire?

8/18/2012 6:50:45 PM

LOVED IT.

8/18/2012 9:46:21 PM

Yeah, they over cheesed the lines. I wish the ending was more epic, but otherwise I got my money's worth in the first 5 minutes.

8/19/2012 2:00:24 AM

^yeah, the opening action scene was pretty fucking epic

8/19/2012 2:56:07 AM

amaaaazing movie...who goes to an action movie for the script? you go to see bitches get killed!

8/19/2012 3:48:59 AM

If it has Axls seal of approval it must be good, i shall be seein this over my break

8/19/2012 4:51:11 AM

saw it last night; awesome movie, loved it. it is what it is: a straight-up cliche action flick with some really corny lines. but man was it good! anyone else's theatre erupt in cheers and applause when Chuck Norris's character first appears? mine went nuts lol

8/20/2012 8:15:34 AM

Was the thread dead in Jan? How can it revive after 7 months?

8/20/2012 8:22:48 AM

I didn't mind the cheesy lines TOO much, as people said, I paid for action and that's what I got. My 2 biggest gripes:

1) Hemsworth's small soliloquy about his experience in Afghanistan. It wasn't all too horrible, but combined with the music they were trying to give it far more gravitas than Hemsworth was able to pull off - it was almost cringe-worthy. Rourke pulled this off MUCH, much better in the first one (probably because he's a far superior actor)

2) As someone already said, they 2 or 3 Terminator lines were just stupid. I don't mind that they are crossing movies like that, hell I thought the Rambo line wasn't terrible and laughed at the Die Hard reference. But couldn't they at least have picked a Terminator reference that hasn't been used in all his other post Terminator movies?

Also, although I loved the idea of having Norris in the movie, his lines kind of sucked, and the "Chuck Norris fact" reference could have been better

[Edited on August 20, 2012 at 9:39 AM. Reason : CN]

8/20/2012 9:36:50 AM

^what was even worse then Hemswoths soliloquy was the Asian chicks line right before it- "hey, you were in the army weren't you? I could just tell." really??? You are on a plane full of mercenaries, of course he was in the army, they all almost certainly were .

8/20/2012 9:49:55 AM