JCASHFAN All American 13916 Posts user info edit post |
So, this weekend, Loonack informs me that once, in High School, she saved a woman from an exploding fucking car . . . seriously, ask her about that. Ridiculous. 1/24/2012 10:00:32 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
[Edited on January 24, 2012 at 10:09 AM. Reason : not for the internet!]
1/24/2012 10:04:45 AM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
she was telling me this time about hanging on a ladder from a helicopter firing a minigun and single handedly pushing back nazi forces 1/24/2012 10:05:54 AM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
she does enough kegels that she can suppress most modern hand grenades in her cooter with little to no damage 1/24/2012 10:10:15 AM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
She is a cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything. 1/24/2012 10:16:19 AM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
you two should ...
nvm yall already did
1/24/2012 10:16:54 AM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
She doesn't sleep. She waits. 1/24/2012 10:22:44 AM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
she works at a police department with a cartoon cat 1/24/2012 10:24:33 AM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
there was once a dodo bird uprising - and all that stood in their path was lunak. 1/24/2012 10:27:19 AM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
she dropped a dead man rigged with a gas bomb into a tar pit
why do i remember so much of this movie 1/24/2012 10:29:51 AM |
AxlBonBach All American 45549 Posts user info edit post |
she knows how to get to carnegie hall.
JOHN PRACTICE. 1/24/2012 10:34:44 AM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
^^ i heard it was based on a true story, but they felt that the only way to fully capture it was to change the lead from a female to male because people wouldn't believe it otherwise 1/24/2012 10:37:48 AM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
1/24/2012 10:56:51 AM |
settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
that comma is painful 1/24/2012 11:20:48 AM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
Action figure? Is that similar to a sex doll?
I'd take a LunaK sex doll. 1/24/2012 11:45:39 AM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
yes, but with kung fu grip 1/24/2012 11:49:44 AM |