slappy1 All American 2303 Posts user info edit post |
to set in?
I just had one of my greatest ideas to date - a spoonful of peanut butter topped with leftover (from Sunday) brownie batter. This was literally like five minutes ago and my tummy has started churning.
wish me luck! 2/7/2012 7:30:27 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114240 Posts user info edit post |
more like
how long does it k for food poisoning ] 2/7/2012 7:30:55 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
Usually about 7 minutes. 2/7/2012 7:32:11 PM |
ssclark Black and Proud 14179 Posts user info edit post |
longer than that 2/7/2012 7:32:11 PM |
slappy1 All American 2303 Posts user info edit post |
Placebo effect? I would think it would take hours to be affected by something your body deemed nasty 2/7/2012 7:33:08 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
15 to 30 minutes, depending on the active reagent. If you lose control of your bowels and your rectal walls begin to inflame, it's working. 2/7/2012 7:33:32 PM |
ssclark Black and Proud 14179 Posts user info edit post |
not many hours, but longer than 5 minutes. ^ that
[Edited on February 7, 2012 at 7:34 PM. Reason : <>] 2/7/2012 7:33:41 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
I think it was closer to an hour for me, worst night of my life by FAR 2/7/2012 7:34:57 PM |
slappy1 All American 2303 Posts user info edit post |
Maybe it's my IBS reacting to the THOUGHT that I could have it...because I've definitely got the 'reah
[Edited on February 7, 2012 at 7:35 PM. Reason : Auto] 2/7/2012 7:34:57 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114240 Posts user info edit post |
this information is NOT awesome 2/7/2012 7:35:31 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
you'd know if it was food poisoning, theres no doubt about it 2/7/2012 7:36:17 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114240 Posts user info edit post |
it
it was
soap poisoning 2/7/2012 7:36:44 PM |
slappy1 All American 2303 Posts user info edit post |
I just wanted to know if I should start prepping 2/7/2012 7:36:46 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114240 Posts user info edit post |
prepare your anus.jpg 2/7/2012 7:37:06 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
theres nothing you can do put squirt out your ass an dmouth at the same time for hours
but I think youre fine 2/7/2012 7:38:02 PM |
PrufrockNCSU All American 24415 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/salmonella/DS00926/DSECTION=symptoms
Teh Moar Yuo No.
[Edited on February 7, 2012 at 7:40 PM. Reason : ] 2/7/2012 7:39:22 PM |
Eaton Bush All American 2342 Posts user info edit post |
for me 1-3 hours 2/7/2012 8:11:27 PM |
ActionPants All American 9877 Posts user info edit post |
Anywhere from 30 minutes to a few days, depending on what was in the food. I think 5 minutes is very unlikely! 2/7/2012 8:11:40 PM |
BettrOffDead All American 12559 Posts user info edit post |
also a bunch of norovirus is going around nc lately. its liquid from ass and mouth from 3 days 2/7/2012 8:12:09 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114240 Posts user info edit post |
oh god
norovirus fffffff 2/7/2012 8:12:47 PM |
blasphemour All American 57594 Posts user info edit post |
When I had bad oysters it took about 24 hours, and i shat and threw up for another 24 hours straight. 2/7/2012 8:15:35 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
I ate some pretty questionable chicken like 20 minutes ago.
Fingers crossed. 2/7/2012 8:30:10 PM |
GREEN JAY All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
wow, just wow 2/7/2012 8:31:34 PM |
slappy1 All American 2303 Posts user info edit post |
I'm back to 100% guys
Thanks for all the warm wishes and get well e-cards 2/7/2012 9:48:50 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
How do you bowels feel? 2/7/2012 9:50:30 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114240 Posts user info edit post |
I love slappy 2/7/2012 9:51:01 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
Yeah, slappy1 is cool. I think I'm going to send her a FB invite or a smiley or some ill shit like that 2/7/2012 9:52:39 PM |
slappy1 All American 2303 Posts user info edit post |
My bowels are back, baby 2/7/2012 9:54:46 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114240 Posts user info edit post |
tell her how you feel about her bowels, EMCE 2/7/2012 9:55:07 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
I mean, I wouldn't let her shit on me or anything. But if she asked me to look at an impressive turd of hers, I might take a look. 2/7/2012 9:59:32 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114240 Posts user info edit post |
lolololol 2/7/2012 9:59:56 PM |
EuroTitToss All American 4790 Posts user info edit post |
After the KKC, I bought some fried chicken from Harris Teeter and was too busy to eat it, so I left it in my car. 4 hours later I consumed it. 8 hours later I evacuated stomach contents. 2/7/2012 10:08:39 PM |
aaronburro Sup, B 52902 Posts user info edit post |
I've had bad chicken at McD's and been shitting my back out before the night was over. that was no fun 2/7/2012 11:01:20 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
getting the massive squirts is not food poisoning 2/7/2012 11:12:43 PM |
aaronburro Sup, B 52902 Posts user info edit post |
yeah, but holding leaning over into the tub hurling while you shit your back out most certainly is 2/7/2012 11:15:09 PM |
slappy1 All American 2303 Posts user info edit post |
Lol 2/7/2012 11:44:39 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
thats the ticket 2/7/2012 11:45:47 PM |
BIGcementpon Status Name 11318 Posts user info edit post |
This thread is actually relevant to my interests, but I don't think food poisoning is why I have a slight fever right now. Not ruling it out yet though. 2/8/2012 12:14:30 AM |
settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
this thread is so slappy1
it made me happy
she's really here 2/8/2012 9:39:47 PM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
hang near the shitter and leave all the doors open 2/8/2012 9:48:33 PM |
evlbuxmbetty All American 3633 Posts user info edit post |
i think it takes up to 24 hours but can happen sooner...
gl with that. 2/8/2012 10:21:01 PM |
Beethoven86 All American 3001 Posts user info edit post |
The one time I am certain I had food poisoning, it set in at 4am after a 9:00 Arby's dinner the night before. 2/8/2012 10:26:31 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
Pics or it didn't happen
2/8/2012 10:28:40 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
I once Arby's-puked onto a guy shitting at the TKE house during pledge week Fall '05. He didn't even try to come at me, just moaned an elongated "Fuuuuucccck yyyyyoooouuu". He didn't even seem mad; more like disappointed. Didn't make a big deal about it. I enjoyed the rest of the evening with no further trouble, and was actually strongly considering joining, that is, considering joining until I learned that sodomy was a prerequisite. 2/8/2012 10:53:04 PM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
Any way to tell the difference between food poisoning and a "stomach bug" derived through some other means? I've never understood how people could call it food poisoning unless they knew other people who got sick from eating from the same batch of food. 2/9/2012 12:36:13 AM |
settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
is it possible to have sex in a skydiving jumpsuit 2/9/2012 1:00:58 PM |
slappy1 All American 2303 Posts user info edit post |
yes
although not ideal 2/9/2012 1:56:03 PM |
MisterGreen All American 4328 Posts user info edit post |
i once read somewhere that the average american gets food poisoning approximately once a month, and may not even realize it.
also, salsa and guacamole account for 25% of all food poisoning cases in the USA. pretty crazy statistic if you think about it.
i suppose it would vary how long it takes to set in, but my guess would be within a few hours at most. 2/9/2012 2:28:13 PM |
y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
3 hours is my all-time record.
and that was after eating spaghetti in ecuador.
2/9/2012 2:36:25 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
How does it qualify as food poisoning if you don't actually notice? Are they just counting that as ingesting the bacteria that cause it? 2/9/2012 2:40:40 PM |