Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
In a while. Who has it?
This has been a krallum presentation 2/17/2012 5:03:36 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
The one he plagiarized? 2/17/2012 5:12:46 PM |
GrayFox33 TX R. Snake 10566 Posts user info edit post |
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Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
I thought god was the resident plagure
I'm Krallum and I approved this message 2/17/2012 5:32:15 PM |
settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
fuck FroshKiller
dude is old news 2/17/2012 5:34:19 PM |
GrayFox33 TX R. Snake 10566 Posts user info edit post |
Is this "rant" a TWW meme, of sorts?] 2/17/2012 5:35:29 PM |
settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
fuck GreyFox
Mew Mew 2/17/2012 5:36:15 PM |
d357r0y3r Jimmies: Unrustled 8198 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Before you post that religion thread
Hi. You're probably new to the Wolf Web. In fact, I'm willing to bet you're new to college in general. It's an exciting time, isn't it? I'm sure that you have been exposed to many ideas and perspectives you'd never realized existed, and you're just bursting with enthusiasm at the thought of sharing a few ideas of your own with your peers now that you find yourself in an academic environment that seems perfectly suited to such an exchange.
Why don't we go a little further? Odds are you consider yourself very intelligent. In fact, you're probably so intelligent that you've figured out all the quirks and kinks of organized religion--or at l east Christianity. Yeah, that's it, isn't it? You were probably raised in a Christian household and resent that upbringing for limiting your personal freedoms, so it's only natural that you'd seek to undermine Christ's teachings and save others from having such a faulty belief system for their own good. Pretty cool of you, isn't it? You've really got it together.
FUCK YOU YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT COLLEGE KID
LET ME TELL YOU A SECRET
NONE OF YOUR THOUGHTS ON RELIGION ARE RADICAL OR EVEN THOUGHT-PROVOKING
IT'S NO SECRET YOU GOT THEM OFF A FUCKING WEBSITE
WE'VE ALL READ THE PROSELYTIZER QUESTIONNAIRE TOO
NOTHING YOU CAN SAY IS GOING TO LEND A FRESH OUTLOOK
DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND
THAT FOR SEVERAL FUCKING CENTURIES NOW
SOME OF THE MOST EDUCATED PEOPLE IN THE ANNALS OF HUMAN HISTORY
HAVE DEVOTED THEIR LIVES TO ANSWERING DEEPER THEOLOGICAL CONCERNS
THAN YOUR PETTY BULLSHIT
ABOUT THE DISCREPANCIES IN THE GENEALOGIES OF CHRIST IN THE GOSPELS?
I MEAN
HOLY FUCK
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY COCKSUCKER WHO EVER NOTICED THAT OR SOMETHING?!
WAKE THE FUCK UP
YOU'RE STILL JUST A STUPID KID
AND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IS SHAMEFUL
INCONSIDERATE
AND DISRESPECTFUL
BECAUSE MAYBE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY
TO LIVE ACCORDING TO A STRICT MORAL CODE
AND MAYBE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY
TO ACTUALLY TRY AND DEVELOP A STRONG, HONORABLE CHARACTER
BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT
FOR YOU TO ATTACK MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF PEOPLE
NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TRY TO PLAY THE VICTIM
TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY "FORCE THEIR BELIEFS" ON YOU
BY HANDING OUT A FUCKING PAMPHLET
I MEAN HOLY FUCKING CHRIST
WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IS TEN TIMES WORSE
GET OVER YOURSELF ALREADY
THIS REBELLION AGAINST MOMMY AND DADDY ISN'T IMPRESSING ANYONE
WE'VE SEEN IT BEFORE
YOU ARE NOT THE FIRST
YOU ARE NOT EVEN REMARKABLE
STOP ARGUING WITH GARY
HE IS MAKING A FOOL OF YOU
I SWEAR UPON THE BODY AND BLOOD OF THE PIERCED FUCKING JEW KING
THAT IF YOU PULL THIS SALISBURYBOY, SYLVERSHADOW KIND OF SHIT ON ME
YOU WORTHLESS WICCAN PANTYSTAIN
I WILL SPLIT THE TENDER TISSUES OF YOUR WEEPING ASSHOLE
WITH A HARDCOVER EDITION OF THE NEW INTERNATIONAL VERSION
OF THE HOLY FUCKING BIBLE
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUCKING SMART
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO THE SAME SHIT WITH ANY RELIGION
BESIDES CHRISTIANITY OR JUDAISM
WITH SOME BOOK BESIDES THE BIBLE OR THE TORAH
YOU AIDS-FELCHING CUM FLAKE
SO PUT THAT IN YOUR FUCKING PIPE YOU JUST BOUGHT FROM BUDDHA'S BELLY
THE FIRST WEEKEND YOU WERE UP HERE
AND SMOKE IT
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT COLLEGE KID
and that's my word.
--FroshKiller" |
2/17/2012 6:14:47 PM |
aaronburro Sup, B 52902 Posts user info edit post |
thank you, kind sir 2/17/2012 6:19:26 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114240 Posts user info edit post |
2/17/2012 8:09:28 PM |
paerabol All American 17118 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "YOU WORTHLESS WICCAN PANTYSTAIN
I WILL SPLIT THE TENDER TISSUES OF YOUR WEEPING ASSHOLE
WITH A HARDCOVER EDITION OF THE NEW INTERNATIONAL VERSION
OF THE HOLY FUCKING BIBLE" |
I would like to borrow this indefinitely. If it makes it in the liner notes of our next album, you'll get a mention2/18/2012 1:52:55 AM |
slackerb All American 5093 Posts user info edit post |
http://brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=612866 2/18/2012 8:07:50 AM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=614425 2/18/2012 10:07:44 AM |
lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
I first saw it as "before you post that political thread" back on THW
and it was posted by BobbyDigital
and it included some line like WE'VE ALL SEEN THAT GODDAM MICHEAL MOORE FILM 2/18/2012 10:10:17 AM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
I've never actually read it all the way through
reading capital text has a similar effect as looking directly at the sun for my brain 2/18/2012 10:11:02 AM |