Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit post |
That's right. Iran's female ninjas
Quote : | "Currently about 3000 to 3500 women train in Ninjutsu in independently run clubs throughout Iran working under the supervision of the Ministry of Sports' Martial Arts Federation. " |
I feel like the title of this one is "haters gonna hate":
BOOM
2/18/2012 10:03:09 AM |
lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
k now we just need them to overthrow the Islamic régime 2/18/2012 10:08:07 AM |
Meg All American 6759 Posts user info edit post |
i've seen those same multi-colored mats in preschool classrooms
[Edited on February 18, 2012 at 10:10 AM. Reason : ] 2/18/2012 10:10:40 AM |
Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit post |
KUNOICHI - In Japanese, literally translated to "Nine and One". The meaning for this name is derived from the number of orifices on a female body. A male has nine, a female has one more (vaginal opening) and possesses the skills to make use of this orifice as well.
The kunoichi is trained differently than the male ninja. Their training teaches them to use their gender as an advantage, using poisons and hensojutsu (disguise/impersonation), and of course, the deadly art of shurikenjutsu. They can throw metal chopsticks, nails, and small knives with lethal precision and they can easily hide them in plain sight. (In their hair they can place chopsticks as decorative hair ornaments holding together a little bun, but can also be very deadly in the hands of the kunoichi.)
Kunoichi were
taught the arts of dancing, singing, musical instruments, and the tea ceremony to aid them in getting close to their targets.
An important kunoichi weapon was the Nekote (steel claws that were put on the fingers. See picture below.). Generally the kunoichi's physical skills were used as a last resort or in self-defense, and those skills were most effective in combination with psychological warfare or in a surprise attack.
and then, and then .... there is this
... thanks google images! -] 2/18/2012 10:13:41 AM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
are eyeballs considered orifices? thats the only way I count nine 2/18/2012 10:29:21 AM |
Meg All American 6759 Posts user info edit post |
yes 2/18/2012 10:35:33 AM |
arghx Deucefest '04 7584 Posts user info edit post |
any vids? 2/18/2012 10:40:07 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
2/18/2012 10:52:33 AM |
Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit post |
so, my friend is not a ninja, but she is in the Marine Corps, and she can kick a lot of ass.
2/19/2012 5:31:01 PM |
Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
that is one boyish frame
I'm Krallum and I approved this mesage. 2/19/2012 5:32:48 PM |
Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit post |
^yea, she is not what you would call a girly girl 2/19/2012 5:33:17 PM |
Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
yeah i couldn't figure that out when you said she was a marine
sand coon ninjas are hot though.
I'm Krallum and I approved this mesage.
[Edited on February 19, 2012 at 5:35 PM. Reason : and i doubt she could kick my ass] 2/19/2012 5:33:52 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
PLEASE let me be a kick-ass female ninja when I grow up....PLEASE!!! 2/19/2012 5:34:02 PM |
Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit post |
^ hey, it is pretty ninja to squeeze out something the size of a watermelon out of your vagina. twice. magic AND physically improbably, the ninja code. 2/19/2012 5:36:19 PM |
GrayFox33 TX R. Snake 10566 Posts user info edit post |
I, too, go to Yahoo.com sometimes. 2/19/2012 5:37:05 PM |
Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
are you calling her kids fat?
I'm Krallum and I approved this mesage. 2/19/2012 5:37:36 PM |
mrfrog ☯ 15145 Posts user info edit post |
bump for quagmire02 10/1/2012 9:04:18 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
^ thanks, man 10/1/2012 9:07:12 PM |
LaserSoup All American 5502 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "hey, it is pretty ninja to squeeze out something the size of a watermelon out of your vagina. twice. magic AND physically improbably, the ninja code." |
Case in point: Octomom...lets not forget the Dugger or Duggars (whatever, that creepy family cult thing)10/1/2012 10:17:55 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
octomom:shotgun::duggarmom:assault rifle 10/1/2012 10:24:05 PM |
Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit post |
lol, please tell me this is a twwer
[Edited on January 16, 2014 at 5:19 PM. Reason : big ninja pic] 1/16/2014 5:17:50 PM |
Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit post |
followup the orginal post
Iranian female ninjas suing Reuters over report: state TV http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/regions/middle-east/iran/120329/iranian-female-ninjas-suing-reuters-over-report-state-
[quote]The Iranian government today revoked press credentials for Reuters staff in Tehran after a group of Iranian female martial artists protested a Reuters report that described them as "assassins."
The Iranian women vowed to sue Reuters for defamation over the incident, Iran's state television reported on Wednesday.
Reuters today said it had corrected the story's original headline, which said, "Thousands of female Ninjas train as Iran's assassins" to read "Three thousand women Ninjas train in Iran."
also south korea is also training their own 'assasins'
look out North Korea
1/16/2014 5:37:21 PM |
BIGswoll187 All American 3729 Posts user info edit post |
deadly vajayjay jutsu 1/16/2014 5:47:16 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
eyeballs are not orifices. 1/16/2014 5:53:27 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148222 Posts user info edit post |
if an eyeball is an orifice, why isn't my pee hole? 1/16/2014 6:44:51 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
Count your holes, bro. 1/16/2014 7:45:36 PM |
Big4Country All American 11907 Posts user info edit post |
1/16/2014 10:49:19 PM |
shoot All American 7611 Posts user info edit post |
She only knows kungfu 1/16/2014 10:50:24 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42535 Posts user info edit post |
she also knows fukngu 1/16/2014 10:51:12 PM |
Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit post |
sweet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn0F2DVGFqs 12/6/2015 5:11:44 PM |
PaulISdead All American 8709 Posts user info edit post |
what ever happened to that truck you were backing out of a space? 12/6/2015 5:22:52 PM |
Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit post |
it was dented and the insurance I was under paid for it. The truck that I was in, which is apparently undentable, had a minor scratch
thanks for asking? 12/6/2015 5:25:08 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114211 Posts user info edit post |
so have they been obliterated by weapon-wielding terrorists yet or what :3 12/6/2015 5:28:01 PM |