.... I need to name them all.

most of them will die, there can only be one!


(spider's name is Mrs. Magoo)








[Edited on March 11, 2012 at 8:32 PM. Reason : ..]

3/11/2012 8:31:32 PM

wait...are you really Kitty B?

3/11/2012 8:32:53 PM

no, I am really not.

3/11/2012 8:33:23 PM

i'd name them all different flavors of Bebop Cola

3/11/2012 8:33:35 PM

chicks that love spiders have to be kinky, right? ha!

3/11/2012 8:33:57 PM

umm. maybe? ^ I will have to conduct an internal department survey first before I can confirm that.





[Edited on March 11, 2012 at 8:52 PM. Reason : don't be jelly]

3/11/2012 8:34:55 PM

I'd kill it with fire. All of them.

3/11/2012 8:36:05 PM

kill it with fire

3/11/2012 8:36:33 PM

man, that is good timing B86 because I was about to say how most women say KILL IT WITH FIRE!

That is one hairy mama.

[Edited on March 11, 2012 at 8:37 PM. Reason : I guess men as well. Hmmmm...]

3/11/2012 8:37:01 PM

we shelter a few spiders over the winter for fun and release them into our garden in the springtime. We were wondering why she had gotten so fat!!

[Edited on March 11, 2012 at 8:39 PM. Reason : and I am getting a chilean rose hair tarantula next week!!!!! whooot]

3/11/2012 8:38:20 PM

every time I think I'm done getting creeped out by spiders I see something like this and imagine them nesting in my hair in my sleep.

3/11/2012 8:41:46 PM

if it counsels you at all, the little guys are very uncoordinated during this time in their life and are so fragile they have to stay on their mother's back until their first molt... a drop of water will drown them.

[Edited on March 11, 2012 at 9:00 PM. Reason : .]

3/11/2012 8:44:59 PM

kill it with fire!

3/11/2012 8:53:49 PM

I found you, Miss Magoo.

3/11/2012 8:54:10 PM

kill them with fire a drop of water!

3/11/2012 8:58:23 PM

Why the FUCK did I open this thread?! It's not like I didn't know what was in it

3/11/2012 9:02:32 PM

shoulda had an abortion

3/11/2012 9:08:57 PM

They're cute. I want one.

3/11/2012 9:11:59 PM

name the one that lives Charlotte.

3/11/2012 9:31:41 PM

why do people have pets they can't cuddle with?

3/11/2012 9:37:23 PM

That one in the middle (2nd pic) looks way bigger than the others. I guess he's claimed king of the hill.

[Edited on March 11, 2012 at 11:02 PM. Reason : ]

3/11/2012 11:02:12 PM

nope

3/11/2012 11:02:42 PM

so what happens if they escape? how many would survive in your house?

3/11/2012 11:03:18 PM

I came in to post "kill it with fire" but it looks like that has been taken care of at this point.

3/11/2012 11:08:30 PM

^ this

I have some names for you... Satan, Antichrist, Lucifer, Beelzebub...

3/12/2012 1:14:23 AM

THERE CAN BE ONLY NONE

3/12/2012 1:17:54 AM

God fucking dammit, I am scared shitless of spiders. Why did I click this

3/12/2012 1:54:30 AM

what the fuck is wrong with you to keep something like that as a pet?

3/12/2012 2:03:00 AM

I came in to post this:

Quote :

"I came in to post "kill it with fire" but it looks like that has been taken care of at this point."

...but it looks like that has been taken care of at this point.

3/12/2012 2:50:34 AM

It's spiderman!



No wait... It's spiderspider

3/12/2012 3:00:57 AM

Worst pet ever.

3/12/2012 8:47:25 AM

Quote :

" God fucking dammit, I am scared shitless of spiders. Why did I click this "

3/12/2012 9:05:37 AM

I don't know why, but this thread leads me to believe that Klatypus has a terrifying vagina.

3/12/2012 9:07:38 AM

Fuck y'all. Spiders are cool as shit. I would not go near these, or klaty for that matter. No reason for them to burn though

I'm Krallum and I approved this message

3/12/2012 9:10:54 AM

Quote :

"we shelter a few spiders over the winter for fun and release them into our garden in the springtime"

Does not compute.

What kind of fun can you have with a fucking spider other than killing it??

3/12/2012 9:49:15 AM

Watching it kill stuff?

3/12/2012 9:53:33 AM

I never understood why there is so much irrational fear of spiders? Was it that shitty movie Arachnophobia?

Spiders are awesome. They kill flies. Fuck flies.

3/12/2012 9:58:02 AM

People are afraid of spiders because they can kill you in your sleep, and are probably in your room at night. Shit there's probably one or two within 3 feet of you right now

I'm Krallum and I approved this message

3/12/2012 10:10:40 AM

3/12/2012 10:13:37 AM

that is so awesome. I showed the OP pics to a bunch of people that I'm working with and none of them understand

3/12/2012 10:13:44 AM

Quote :

"People are afraid of spiders because they can kill you in your sleep, and are probably in your room at night. Shit there's probably one or two within 3 feet of you right now"

No, they pretty much can't.

3/12/2012 10:22:43 AM

IT'S SO FLUFFY!

3/12/2012 10:24:23 AM

I think the first pic is super cool. The baby spiders having green bodies and translucent legs reminds me of little plastic toys. Also makes me think of the green goblin for some reason.


Generally spiders are like the police. You're glad they are around, theoretically, so they can get rid of the pests. But you're not necessarily happy to see one.

3/12/2012 10:33:13 AM

ogawd. Nightmares to follow. Ugh.

3/12/2012 10:45:00 AM

That is disgusting. Kill them all.

3/12/2012 10:59:10 AM

I respect spiders and think they are pretty cool because they eat other annoying creatures. But they still scare me and I prefer to keep my distance as much as possible.

3/12/2012 11:18:41 AM

one hid in my keyboard and i smashed it a few days ago

3/12/2012 11:21:21 AM

I love this thread.

3/12/2012 11:26:32 AM

looks like a wolf spider of some kind what is it specifically

its kind of weird as far as i can tell to have a wolf spider type as a pet

is it large? i cant get a size reference

3/12/2012 1:12:59 PM

squish, splat, spurt, crunch etc.

3/12/2012 1:16:09 PM