Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
my wife says i buy cheap toilet paper
mind you we are on a septic tank and if the shitter gets full it cost $$texas for a shitter pumping
she wants the kind that is thick like paper towels and notoriously clogs the shitter
i like the "institutional" kind that you might find in a cheap hotel individually wrapped
what say you?
[Edited on March 20, 2012 at 10:51 AM. Reason : .] 3/20/2012 10:51:18 AM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
get a bidet 3/20/2012 10:53:35 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
angel soft FTW...thick enough to provide a clean wipe and not break through, thin enough not to be that crap that leaves white flecks everywhere
who likes thick toilet paper, anyway? i have yet to use one that doesn't suck 3/20/2012 10:53:48 AM |
jethromoore All American 2529 Posts user info edit post |
Scott 1000 Shits per Roll 3/20/2012 10:54:14 AM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
The regular double thickness Angel Soft, Charmin, or Sam's Club TP is best IMO.
I don't normally buy generic, but I finally gave the Sam's Club brand a try after buying the other two for the last 5+ years and I was pleasantly surprised.
I hate those triple thick TPs. They bunch up when you try to use them and clog toilets like nobody's business. 3/20/2012 10:56:51 AM |
GenghisJohn bonafide 10247 Posts user info edit post |
if you get the thick stuff, don't wrap it 5 times around your hand for one wipe and you should be good. 3/20/2012 10:58:36 AM |
EMACK105 All American 580 Posts user info edit post |
hate the thick 3/20/2012 11:01:18 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
^^ i fold my cheap 2-ply angel soft once and wipe...never had a problem
not sure why anyone would "wrap" their hands in it
[Edited on March 20, 2012 at 11:01 AM. Reason : .] 3/20/2012 11:01:32 AM |
d357r0y3r Jimmies: Unrustled 8198 Posts user info edit post |
Buy psyllium seed husks (whole) and take 10g a day. You'll have one wipers for the rest of your life.
[Edited on March 20, 2012 at 11:03 AM. Reason : ] 3/20/2012 11:03:08 AM |
Ernie All American 45943 Posts user info edit post |
Cheap stuff at my house; the nearest towel if I'm a guest 3/20/2012 11:14:38 AM |
jsdail All American 3260 Posts user info edit post |
the main problem with the thick stuff is odds are your wife uses entirely too much of it at one time just to pee.
WTF is that ladies..you don't need a damn handful of tp just to wipe after you pee...a few squares & you're straight. 3/20/2012 11:21:15 AM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
I don't want to even think about feeling wet toilet paper
but I have learned to use way less than I used to and I buy the good stuff
I have this issue with paper towels as well...I grab way too many when drying my hands 3/20/2012 11:30:13 AM |
evlbuxmbetty All American 3633 Posts user info edit post |
Listen, buy the nice stuff that feels good on your bum. If you cant treat your own asshole right then you aint shit. 3/20/2012 12:10:31 PM |
ALkatraz All American 11299 Posts user info edit post |
Cottonelle 3/20/2012 12:16:36 PM |