She's super cute and always chatting me up

HOW DO I GET HER TO DROP THOSE PANTIES

3/30/2012 7:46:55 PM

ibtshow her this thread

3/30/2012 7:48:29 PM

Give her some of your homemade cookies.

3/30/2012 7:49:48 PM

maybe you can shove your dick through the pizza and have her do quality control before she leaves

3/30/2012 7:49:50 PM

Show her your tits

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3/30/2012 7:51:03 PM

mmmmm dick pizza

3/30/2012 7:51:07 PM

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" Give her some of your homemade cookies."

MAYBE I WILL

3/30/2012 7:52:46 PM

pics or gtfo

3/30/2012 7:54:37 PM

Already hit it. Gave her the pepperoni and Extra cheeze

Great peetza ass!

[Edited on March 30, 2012 at 8:00 PM. Reason : ]

3/30/2012 7:59:05 PM

yummers

3/30/2012 7:59:40 PM

i thought this was about somebody from a tv commercial

just awkwardly ask her if she wants to hang out sometime

3/30/2012 8:00:47 PM

As ridiculous as that sounds, it may work

3/30/2012 8:02:04 PM

There was a Friends episode like this one. Ross ordered like 15 pizzas in one night, trying to work up the courage to ask her out. He failed.

3/30/2012 8:04:20 PM

It works. I was the last delivery for the evening. She went home to wash off the pizza smell and came back over.

3/30/2012 8:04:33 PM

^^ not very comforting

3/30/2012 8:07:03 PM

order double anchovies and black olive

3/30/2012 8:07:05 PM

i used to bwn a pizza delivery girl. met her on okcupid though

3/30/2012 8:08:23 PM

Ross flirted by talking about methane gas. It didn't work for him, so I'd steer clear of that option.

Seriously though, what can it hurt to ask? Either you get a soul crushing refusal, or she agrees. It's 50/50.

3/30/2012 8:09:23 PM

if you ask, she'll likely say yes. it's not like she's a super model, she's delivering pizza.

3/30/2012 8:11:58 PM

k, well Ill let you guys know when we're having kids

3/30/2012 8:13:40 PM

k, well Ill let you guys know when we're having kids turds

3/30/2012 8:14:49 PM

already took care of that at work

3/30/2012 8:15:31 PM

nsfw..

3/30/2012 9:37:08 PM

Give her a generous tip. That is definitely a good first step.

If you give her $2 or less she'll likely never give you a shot.

3/30/2012 9:37:48 PM

Pay with a card, give her a very good tip, and write your phone number on the receipt. Anything more than that is just creepy.

3/30/2012 9:39:39 PM

she already has your number if she wants it, just tell her to call it..

3/30/2012 9:43:23 PM

^^^^ that can't be very sanitary

and I'm an excellent tipper

[Edited on March 30, 2012 at 9:44 PM. Reason : ]

3/30/2012 9:43:54 PM

^^^such as consulting an online forum on how to pick up nail a delivery girl



[Edited on March 30, 2012 at 9:44 PM. Reason : .]

3/30/2012 9:44:03 PM

^^^no, that's lazy

[Edited on March 30, 2012 at 9:44 PM. Reason : ^^^]

3/30/2012 9:44:11 PM

yea, come on ladies - tell me how to do this chick

3/30/2012 9:45:22 PM

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"ay with a card, give her a very good tip, and write your phone number on the receipt. Anything more than that is just creepy."

more or less the most acceptable answer when you are hitting on someone working.

3/30/2012 9:47:14 PM

Just the tip.

3/30/2012 9:48:11 PM

i see what you did there

3/30/2012 9:48:27 PM

Keep in mind she probably gets hit on daily by other customers, co-workers, and management.

The latter usually get the spoils, and that's how you wind up with the pictures above.

3/30/2012 9:49:22 PM

^doubtful. The admittedly few really attractive girls I've been friends with in the service industry got "hit on" all the time, but almost never actually got asked out. And seeing some of the guys they dated, I was like SERIOUSLY?

Basically, most guys act like dickheads around hot women, but very few actually have the balls to ask them out.

3/30/2012 10:15:30 PM

I can't dance, and I can't sing


http://youtu.be/qOyF4hR5GoE

3/30/2012 10:25:03 PM

Pull the 'How I Met Your Mother' Classic: The Naked Man

3/31/2012 1:20:11 AM

Answer the door naked. Duh.

3/31/2012 11:07:59 AM

it was a different chick this time

HEART BROKEN

3/31/2012 11:14:22 AM

3/31/2012 1:02:19 PM

lol her expression is fantastic

3/31/2012 1:07:39 PM

^x5

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3/31/2012 1:07:40 PM

Quote :

"She's super cute and always chatting me up"

Quote :

"I'm an excellent tipper"

Cute women in the service industry tend to use their looks to up their income. She's chatting you for the tip, bro.

3/31/2012 1:09:14 PM

I order the shit online and add the tip way before I have the slightest idea who is actually delivering it

She has absolutely no reason to do anything but show up and throw the pizza at me

3/31/2012 1:09:58 PM

It's traditional to tip someone in cash

3/31/2012 1:19:49 PM

I don't have cash - live with it

3/31/2012 1:23:09 PM

Quote :

"chatting you for the tip"

Just the tip?

3/31/2012 1:58:41 PM

There's no place in the internet like this one...

3/31/2012 2:02:46 PM

Fuck giving her an above average tip. Give her a normal tip and write your number. If she's actually interested then your balls will be in her court. Don't incentivise this shit.

If you want to pay to bang her then whatever, but don't start a relationship paying her to hang out with you. That's what everyone else in this thread would do. You won't be the first and you won't be different.

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[Edited on March 31, 2012 at 3:37 PM. Reason : jiggaz]

3/31/2012 3:34:05 PM

^ i like this

3/31/2012 3:36:04 PM