Is anyone else having trouble getting certain commands to work? A lot of things that I click either cause an error, or just do not do what they are supposed to.

Even messaging other users is having some issues.

4/13/2012 12:13:26 AM

My geocities homepage isn't working either... the internet must be imploding.

4/13/2012 12:35:06 AM

have you tried logging into your angelfire website lately?

4/13/2012 1:20:57 AM

I've been having problems with certain sites ever since i downloaded the latest version of Netscape.

4/13/2012 1:58:28 AM

Try looking it up in AskJeeves

4/13/2012 2:21:54 AM

I think there is a compatibility issue with the new MMX technology.

4/13/2012 6:57:26 AM

Have you tried upgrading your math co-processor?

4/13/2012 7:21:15 AM

Good news; I pressed the Turbo button and everything worked fine.

4/13/2012 7:28:25 AM

Breaker breaker, come in Earth. This is rocket ship 27. Aliens fucked over the carbinator in engine number 4, I'm gonna try to refuckulate it and land on Juniper. Uh, hopefully they got some space weed, over... How's that buddy? I don't fuckin' know!

4/13/2012 9:33:51 AM

guise, my mailcity account has been hax0red....haaaaalp

4/13/2012 10:48:41 AM

You could use AIM to message other users in the meantime.

4/13/2012 11:03:26 AM

I prefer my CompuServe email over AIM.

4/13/2012 11:11:42 AM

mIRC is teh shit!

4/13/2012 11:25:19 AM

Your 386 might need more than 2MB of RAM to support that function.

4/13/2012 12:06:34 PM

Close Napster and try it again.

4/13/2012 12:15:21 PM

I prefer to do my chatting at Palace Chat.



[Edited on April 13, 2012 at 12:29 PM. Reason : a derp.]

4/13/2012 12:22:43 PM

all you have to do is log in to ICQ and russian women will be glad to meet you and fix any problems you may have

[Edited on April 13, 2012 at 12:27 PM. Reason : herp]

4/13/2012 12:27:00 PM

Here, use this to call in for tech support:

4/13/2012 1:33:47 PM

hey have you guys seen the dancing baby????

4/13/2012 1:35:24 PM

Try using a newer AOL CD-ROM

4/13/2012 1:47:18 PM

You should probably use a TalkBoy to record the conversation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9wgzUSsE_Y&feature=player_embedded

4/13/2012 1:51:19 PM

Maybe it's a bandwidth issue. Have you considered upgrading to a 300 baud modem?

4/13/2012 2:22:24 PM

Found you a deal on one:

http://www.americanlisted.com/vermont_45/computers_34/vintage_acoustic_coupler_300_baud_modem_20_arvada_14594899.html

4/13/2012 2:35:58 PM

I've logged into Juno and sent helpful instructions to your hotmail account.

4/13/2012 3:35:10 PM

holy shit... first reference to juno in like 10 years!!! woah

4/13/2012 4:05:53 PM

Guys, clearly he needs to reinstall myspace from the series of 8 5 1/4" floppies.

4/13/2012 4:05:55 PM

I think you have an unstable token on your token ring. elect a new active monitor.

4/13/2012 4:06:21 PM

I think it's just that someone was trying to make a phone call while you were online.

4/13/2012 4:08:46 PM

Call Justin Timberlake.

4/13/2012 4:19:51 PM

Or Tom... isn't he supposed to be everyone's friend by default?

4/13/2012 4:20:37 PM

really?

4/13/2012 5:22:55 PM

Yes Tom is automatically your friend when you sign up.

No one should feel like they have no friends.

4/13/2012 6:00:41 PM

Quote :

"Close Napster and try it again."

thats where i lost it lol

4/13/2012 9:45:04 PM

try typing "IDDQD" or "IDKFA" at the home screen.

4/16/2012 12:27:58 AM

Clean the ball on your mouse and try again.

4/16/2012 1:25:25 AM

I never got the appeal of the dancing baby

4/16/2012 2:56:22 AM

My Prodigy account login isn't working either.

4/16/2012 9:21:02 AM

^hahaha that is what i was trying to think of when I was first replying to this thread

man. prodigy.

hahahaha.

4/16/2012 10:05:52 AM

^

4/16/2012 10:36:55 AM

When will the BBS be adding additional phone lines? It seems they are jammed up all the time these days and I can't ever login.

4/16/2012 12:39:33 PM

And here I thought I'd be clever and make a joke. Oh well, I guess I'll make a note of this in my PDA.

[Edited on April 16, 2012 at 1:43 PM. Reason : ]

4/16/2012 1:41:30 PM

weird i can't get to my xoom website either

4/16/2012 4:05:44 PM

you should use thefacebook anyways.

4/16/2012 4:24:32 PM

Trying to change my profile song from this airplane but the Internet does not support streaming

4/20/2012 2:16:07 PM