BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
YOUVE BEEN SQUAWKING SINCE 1AM LAST NIGHT AT LEAST
HOW HAS SOMETHING NOT EATEN YOUR NOISY ASS YET?
5/9/2012 6:28:55 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
get a BB gun 5/9/2012 6:34:48 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148236 Posts user info edit post |
5/9/2012 6:36:30 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
ahah, there's a bird outside of BigMan157's window like:
AAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! MOTHERFUCKING AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! 5/9/2012 6:40:13 PM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
My sister left a single pump BB gun over here....back in my day you had to pump BB guns like 10 times. 5/9/2012 6:43:14 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
5/9/2012 7:00:09 PM |
adultswim Suspended 8379 Posts user info edit post |
5/9/2012 7:02:09 PM |
DjGohan All American 2585 Posts user info edit post |
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow Well don't you know about the bird? 5/9/2012 10:17:45 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
i'm about one more night away from tracking it down and murdering it with a machete 5/21/2012 8:31:17 AM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
There's like a mockingbird or something that starts up before 1am every night by my place. Drives me nuts. 5/21/2012 8:42:54 AM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
shit, i think it is a mockingbird 5/21/2012 8:46:14 AM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
do we live next to each other? 5/21/2012 8:52:18 AM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
i think we might in fact be the same person 5/21/2012 8:54:14 AM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
5/21/2012 8:55:17 AM |
begonias warning: not serious 19578 Posts user info edit post |
i think we might in fact be the same person
this happens to me too
I HATE BIRDS 5/21/2012 9:02:06 AM |
settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
woodpeckers are the worst 5/21/2012 9:05:57 AM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27748 Posts user info edit post |
Haha, you said woodpecker. 5/21/2012 9:12:27 AM |
se7entythree YOSHIYOSHI 17377 Posts user info edit post |
the mockingbirds out early in the morning like that are unpaired males looking for a girl. put some seed out to attract other birds & maybe he'll find somebody & shut up. that was one of the most common non-death solutions i read online when i had one outside my window at 2am for a week or so. 5/21/2012 9:26:02 AM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148236 Posts user info edit post |
just climb up the tree and beat him off every night 5/21/2012 9:28:26 AM |
crazy_carl All American 4073 Posts user info edit post |
Cant shoot the woodpeckrs but those damn doves are fair game 5/21/2012 9:32:35 AM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
BIRD UPDATE:
still alive. i saw him hanging out with another bird in the yard this morning, so hopefully he fucks it and shuts up 5/22/2012 8:30:12 AM |
Jax883 All American 5562 Posts user info edit post |
Unless he's one of those birds that can't stop talking about the one piece of ass he had. 5/22/2012 8:37:58 AM |
Smath74 All American 93277 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "that was one of the most common non-death solutions i read online when i had one outside my window at 2am for a week or so." |
death solutions are better.5/22/2012 8:51:07 AM |
oneshot 1183 Posts user info edit post |
I LIKE PARROTS. 5/22/2012 8:51:53 AM |
Metricula Squishie Enthusiast 4040 Posts user info edit post |
I say that to my cockatiel all the time. 5/22/2012 8:54:28 AM |
se7entythree YOSHIYOSHI 17377 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "death solutions are better." |
sometimes, but rocky mount is a bird sanctuary & it is illegal to kill any bird (unless it's a "pest" bird like a crow or pigeon, & then you have to have a permit). i like having birds in my yard, even if they're noisy, so i would opt not to shoot it anyway most likely.5/22/2012 9:12:49 AM |
Smath74 All American 93277 Posts user info edit post |
ew. mockingbirds are a pest. one made a nest in my mailbox bush and would attack me whenever i went to get the mail. i destroyed the nest after the babies left. 5/22/2012 9:19:14 AM |
Jader All American 2869 Posts user info edit post |
this thread brought the lol for some reason 5/22/2012 9:21:41 AM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
lol begonias 8/11/2012 9:57:36 AM |
Smath74 All American 93277 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "ew. mockingbirds are a pest. one made a nest in my mailbox bush and would attack me whenever i went to get the mail. i destroyed the nest after the babies left." |
Which it quickly rebuild and spawned a new crop of mocking-babies
[Edited on August 11, 2012 at 10:20 AM. Reason : ]8/11/2012 10:20:40 AM |
GREEN JAY All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
send me all your unwanted mocking birds, i luvs them 8/11/2012 1:13:43 PM |
begonias warning: not serious 19578 Posts user info edit post |
I too had this problem. PM sent. 8/11/2012 1:19:22 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
There is an I in fucking. Don't you forget it. 8/11/2012 1:23:56 PM |
Shadowrunner All American 18332 Posts user info edit post |
8/11/2012 2:22:03 PM |