Post them here.

I don't really have one...except for this one I had who was really bad with things, listened to Three 6 mafia constantly and wouldn't leave the house.

6/8/2012 12:26:13 PM

There's some good stuff in these threads.

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6/8/2012 12:34:53 PM

my last roommate from raleigh still hasn't sent me my half of the deposit, and won't answer my phone calls.

that's pretty annoying.

6/8/2012 12:38:22 PM

Ask Krallum and IMStoned420.

6/8/2012 12:41:32 PM

This thread has some gems, too.

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6/8/2012 12:45:10 PM

I woke up one morning to find out that one of my roommates pissed on the outside of my bedroom door (on the livingroom carpet) while blackout drunk.

6/8/2012 12:55:15 PM

Eh, can't fault him too much on that one...unless you stepped in it or something.

Did he clean it up sufficiently?

6/8/2012 12:56:18 PM

this girl

tied w/ this guy that would put blankets all over the windows in the tv room so he could play call of duty 16 hours a day in pitch black with the volume turned up. He didn't cut his fingernails and they got so long. He would have a pile of trash around him from food etc. Then he blamed my fiancee for breaking his piece of shit tv even though that guy would have a room full of drunk people knocking shit over EVERY WEEKEND, not to mention the raves held in our house til 4am when I had work the next morning. B/c you have to have a parking pass to stay overnight in my neighborhood, and he was too stupid to get some ahead of time, his friend parked in the yard next to our house, one huge problem, it was our neighbor's yard and they were cool with it at 1130 am the next day, just chilling eating and not doing shit about the car in the yard. Then he and his gf bailed on last months rent and utilities.




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6/8/2012 12:59:44 PM

One of mine fucked my ex girlfriend so i picked him up by his neck, he pissed his pants and i laughed so hard i dropped him and he ran off.

6/8/2012 1:02:35 PM

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"this girl"

Do tell!

6/8/2012 1:06:14 PM

she was just the exact opposite of me, and we did not mesh well, and I tried really hard to mesh with her. She is very spoiled and too demanding for my taste.


oh and she creeped into the room (dorm room) with some guy at 5am, no problem with that, but then the guy wants to see if I am awake, which I am bc they were loud as fuck and I put the blanket over my head. Then the creep slowly pulled back my blanket, we made eye contact for like 10 seconds, and then he ran away with a girlish scream and hid in the bathroom.

she had strange/questionable visitors on the reg so I was not exactly happy about this one whom I had never met in my face at 5am.

and she watched mtv and vh1 (and not the good programs, the ones like sweet 16 etc etc) 5 hours everyday on my tv

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6/8/2012 1:09:13 PM

Why does it matter if it was your ex girlfriend?

My second one in the dorm tried to out drink his 300 lb Irish buddy once. The members in his rowing crew drug his drunk ass back to our dorm around 2am and just dropped him on the floor. Needless to say, he starts vomiting an hour later. Next thing I know it's 3am and my roommate is drunk, passed out in his own vomit, and won't wake up. The kind of shit you hear on the news when some dumbass college freshman ends up killing himself by accident. After frantically calling a few friends, and debating just calling 911, I ended up waking up my suite mate who was a few years older. We drug my roomate's ass into the shower and turned it on until he finally woke up. With vomit running down his face the first thing he asks was "who's puke is this" We ended up throwing away his shirt and I crashed in the suite mates room since mine smelled like vomit. The next day my roommate was pissed off I threw his shirt away and then got mad a week later when I wanted to keep the lights on past 10 to do some hw. I should have just called the cops and gotten his ass kicked out of school.

6/8/2012 1:09:19 PM

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"so he could play call of duty 1 hours a day in pitch black with the volume turned up."

At least it was only an hour a day

6/8/2012 1:09:38 PM

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"Why does it matter if it was your ex girlfriend?"

I'm guessing she wasn't an ex at the time.

6/8/2012 1:12:20 PM

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"At least it was only an hour a day"

correction: 16 hours a day

6/8/2012 1:13:17 PM

lived with a guy who dated a coked up latino stripper w 2 kids who was batshit crazy and she had totally mindf*cked him. The woman was insanely jealous and it was a constant bout of fighting, passion, sex, fighting, then him kicking her out. She hated me b/c I spent time with him. I lived with the dude, wasn't fucking him. I'm not even that attractive. Ended up calling 911 on her after she chased my car down 440 and tried to run us off the road. Then again after she and him got in a fight so in her stupid backwards coked up logic she goes outside and keys the fuck outta my car. It's been 6 years and I still am kinda in shock that it actually happened.




then i lived with saps and life was great

6/8/2012 1:26:18 PM

I had a roommate that tripped on acid really bad in public and then rammed a police cruiser with his head. Then he dropped out and I had the dorm room to myself for 1 and a half semesters.

Oh wait, that was an awesome roommate story.

The first roommate who came back into the room after I had my girlfriend over and told him not to come back. Guy also liked to watch Veggietales and sing Disney show tunes.

6/8/2012 1:28:34 PM

lol she came to visit me under the guise we were getting back together and fucked my roomate.

No big deal for her really clearly she's trash but my roomate was my best friend at the time and it was just a fucked up thing for him to do.

Friendship done with both.

Shitty people do shitty things and you move on.

6/8/2012 1:28:39 PM

my roommates were awesome. their girlfriends, however, were cancers.

One guys girlfriend was just dumb as shit and cheated on him a ton, he knew it and didn't care because tits. But she would say outlandish/dumb stuff and my other roommate and I would correct her (and not in a huge dickish way either) and she would cry and ask why it wasn't okay if she was wrong about stuff. She wrecked her 09 mustang (brand new) and instead of repairing hte damage made her dad buy her a brand new truck....she was the worst

The other girlfriend was always at the house, even when roommate wasn't there. Was ultra religious and would leave her bloody pads (who the fuck uses pads) on the top of the trash can in the communal bathroom...not even try and hide it. She was a horrible human who recorded rock of love on our television and constantly yelled at the roommate. Would sleep at our apt at 10:30pm on saturday and yell at us for being too loud watching football on our television.

6/8/2012 1:35:10 PM

I hate it when there's no finish to the story

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did bdmazur ever get the cable changed/turned off?

6/8/2012 1:35:20 PM

I had a roommate that had no computer, so I let him use mine.

There was always dandruff all over the keyboard, so gross. Then when he got his PC, I used to catch him jerkin it all the time, and I always wondered how many times he jerked at mine.

Ugh.

6/8/2012 1:53:37 PM

not gonna get into it, but my last 2 roommates were good friends of mine but couldn't seem to get their shit together and still owe me a good chunk of $$$

needless to say, I don't hear from them anymore :/

6/8/2012 2:25:34 PM

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"lived with a guy who dated a coked up latino stripper w 2 kids who was batshit crazy and she had totally mindf*cked him. The woman was insanely jealous and it was a constant bout of fighting, passion, sex, fighting, then him kicking her out. She hated me b/c I spent time with him. I lived with the dude, wasn't fucking him. I'm not even that attractive. Ended up calling 911 on her after she chased my car down 440 and tried to run us off the road. Then again after she and him got in a fight so in her stupid backwards coked up logic she goes outside and keys the fuck outta my car. It's been 6 years and I still am kinda in shock that it actually happened."

wtf? aren't you a dude? why would she be jealous of her straight bf fucking his male roommate? and then bringing your appearance into play?

6/8/2012 3:07:13 PM

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"why would she be jealous of her straight bf fucking his male roommate?"

She wasn't jealous of supposed fucking. It's all about attention. Have you never dated a woman?

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"and then bringing your appearance into play?"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humour

6/8/2012 3:14:42 PM

The worst was the one who was constantly drunk and tried to burn the apartment down several times including one time waking up to the smoke alarm at 4 am and walking out and the kitchen was in fact on fire.

6/8/2012 3:15:57 PM

Never had a really terrible roommate, thankfully. Worst of what I've had would be the guy whose girlfriend was constantly at our place even though she lived literally across the parking lot. She wasn't a bad person, just wouldn't leave and the place was already crowded with 6 of us living there.

Oh, and he refused to wash dishes because he claimed he was allergic and it would make him vomit.

Good guy, bad roommate.

6/8/2012 4:28:26 PM

I haven't had a bad roommate. I knew the people I lived with beforehand.

you just have to set some ground rules before shit gets ugly.

6/8/2012 4:47:31 PM

Of the three roommates I had (actual roommates, not house/apartment-mates) all three of them would not wake up to their alarms on the loudest settings. I have no idea how such a loud screeching noise could not wake a human being up but they didn't even budge. There were tons of other things they sucked at but that was the most bizarre to me, especially how all three of them were the exact same.

6/8/2012 5:27:22 PM

This has to be in the top five: message_topic.aspx?topic=509336&page=1

6/8/2012 7:03:37 PM

All my stories are in the first link wolfpackgrrrl posted

Rereading the stories gives me a laugh now. So glad she's gone & haven't had a roommate since

6/8/2012 8:06:24 PM

More like a roommate annoyance but damn she has been gibber gabbing on her phone since she got home at 6pm. She's so loud and I'm trying to watch tv!!!



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6/8/2012 8:10:26 PM

^^ haha I was wondering if you still had to deal with her.

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" did bdmazur ever get the cable changed/turned off?"

I was wondering the same thing rereading that thread

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6/8/2012 8:11:02 PM

^ nah, I posted an ad for a roommate after she moved out & didn't get any legit leads so I converted the third bedroom into my sewing room.

At the time I thought me & the ex were about to move in together so I wasn't too worried. Now there is no way I can go back to a random roommate, esp since I'm back in the dating game & can't have a weirdo cramping my style

6/8/2012 8:16:34 PM

Freshman roommate was obnoxiously drunk 24/7 with his semi-deaf bestie with testies. Nothing wrong with having a hearing problem stemming from your own stupidity with firecrackers but when you're yelling at someone two feet from you at 4am shit gets old. Roommate did have a few cute friends though, one of which would come wake me up to talk to me, crawl in bed with me, or see if she could get my pants off without me waking up. Probably would have been great had I not had a gf over half the time when she would come creepin

Also, roommate never gave a heads up on family visits. Dude walked in with his parents and 12 year old bro while I was getting freaky buck ass naked.

6/8/2012 10:59:38 PM

I threatened to kill one roommate over a practical joke gone awry. It all blew over. I'd love to relate details, but I am prohibited from doing so under the terms of what I like to call "The Treaty of Me Not Beating You to Death." He's still one of my best friends and I'd take a bullet for the kid, but I was ready to whip an ass that day. But much good came out of it, since that was the incident that precipitated my foray into alcohol consumption, for which I have garnered widespread and not-at-all-depressing fame.

Also had a roommate, a wolfwebber, who set off smoke bombs under my door to try to get me off the phone so we could go drink. Fortunately for me he didn't realize that the smoke came out of the end that you lit. Mine was the only room in the house not filled with smoke. Later he invited some girls over to the house. He'd been banging one of them. The other was for me to bang. Then he banged that one that was brought for me. His wife knows this story and still gives me more shit about it than she does her husband, because the one thing that can unite them in any situation is their love of bitching to me about being bad at women.

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6/8/2012 11:16:57 PM

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"I have no idea how such a loud screeching noise could not wake a human being up but they didn't even budge. "

My fiancee can tune out an alarm of any degree of loudness once she's used to it. Some people just seem to have this dubious talent.

6/9/2012 12:19:51 AM

I once had Christian roommates that were pissed off I was having sex with women.

6/9/2012 1:34:27 AM

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"I threatened to kill one roommate over a practical joke gone awry. It all blew over. I'd love to relate details, but I am prohibited from doing so under the terms of what I like to call "The Treaty of Me Not Beating You to Death.""

c'mon you can't post that and then not say what it is.

6/9/2012 1:56:10 AM

^^did they sometimes give off the vibe that they weren't really into that anyway? lol

6/9/2012 3:23:11 AM

^^ it seemed to have involved a webcam

6/9/2012 8:38:22 AM

My roommate and I both enjoy the occasional drink or 3. Well, one night he blacked out and shat on our floor. That's right. Shat on our damn floor.

6/9/2012 9:40:55 AM

Haha

6/9/2012 10:19:45 AM

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"this girl"

Hahah, Klatypus, I know that girl. One of my friends had a bad experience rooming with her too.

6/9/2012 10:28:30 AM

A roommate who brings chicks over for you to bang sounds like a good roommate.

6/9/2012 11:15:04 AM

I contributed in one of the old "I hate my roommate" threads, but now I have new ones. Yay.

So I was living at my field house most of the time, doing my field work. I had to get a place back in Columbia, but I wouldn't be staying there often, so I decided to go the Craigslist route. Surprisingly, it didn't start off bad. It was a couple who, surprisingly enough, also used to live and work around Raleigh. For $350/mo, I had everything covered, and it was the cheapest option for me, and the roommates weren't psychos.

Well...then I guess they realized I was gone all the time and they decided to convert the office back to a bedroom for another roommate (even though they told me when I signed the lease it would only be me). They were kind enough to talk to me about it first, and with a drop in rent for me, I figured, "how bad could it get?"

For several months, it didn't matter, because I was living at the field house most of the time. Then field work ended. I moved into the apartment full-time. The new roommate has something wrong with him. He's in his mid-20s, which I don't expect to be fully "responsible" as a roommate. He works on my shared-areas peeves. Trims his beard, leaving his shavings all over the fucking sink, on the soap, dangerously close to my toothbrush (tucked away in the corner). His diet is fucking horrible...consisting of ramen, pizza, burgers, etc...which translates into him taking shits probably 4-5 times or more per day. Nasty shits with no courtesy of making sure he flushes it all down. Worse yet, his ass blasting must be so tremendous that he spackles the rear of the seat. Not beneath...on top. Like where your ass might touch afterward when you take a shit of your own. How the fuck do you approach someone about shit like that?!

Personality? Well, the dude is kinda weird. At some point, I guess he picked up on the fact that I didn't want to put up with him distracting me. In my room, working on my computer, he'd just walk to the threshold of the doorway and look around for a bit until I'd ask what's up. He'd then engage me in 1-sided conversation for 30-45 minutes about one of two things: Star Wars or anime. I'm not basking Star Wars, I like the movies myself...but not in any way that I want to listen to him rant about it for that length of time. What really pissed me off was the unsolicited conversations about anime. I have no interest. I would not respond, I'd continue working on my computer, and he'd just stand there and elaborate about this "brilliant" anime that had something to do with baking or some stupid shit like that. 30-45 minutes of talking about it, and me trying to ignore him.

He watches anime non-stop. Worse yet...he's watching My Little Ponies. I don't know if this started recently or how long it's been on, but he's a fan. It's his screen saver. He and the only friend of his I've ever known him to have go to Comic con a couple of weeks ago in Raleigh. He comes back with a My Little Ponies pint glass. My other roommates, at one point, take him to a party, and supposedly try to get him talking to an attractive chick. He immediately starts talking to her about anime. That worked well.

The most annoying part I've found is his tendency to watch stupid internet videos and laugh VERY FUCKING LOUDLY. Even til 2 in the morning, and our little bathroom is all that separates our two rooms. Actually, let me correct something. He doesn't laugh loudly...he giggles loudly. And constantly. Like there's no way for him to hold back the joy of watching pikachu do...whatever pikachu does. And my other roommate confronts him about it. "You can't tell me to stop laughing" is the response.

There's other, smaller things...but I'm fucking done with this shit. I still don't know anyone in Columbia, so I'm just getting my own apartment. I cannot wait. To finally be done with the hassle of shitty roommates, albeit at a higher cost, is something that is long overdue.


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6/10/2012 10:38:24 PM

plz get the spelling right

still I am surprised that he didn't realize that the kind of chicks who like anime aren't likely to be the kind who go to vapid, meaningless parties

6/10/2012 10:50:47 PM

CrazyJP

jk

6/10/2012 10:53:04 PM

^^surely the only meaningful parties to go to are ones where all the chicks are into anime

6/11/2012 2:26:45 AM

^no, but ones where any of the chicks is can be interesting to say the least

anyway the problem is expecting to find his kind of gal at a party; I mean the guy sounds like Chris-Chan writ small: http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler

(also are you sure he's really into women anyway)

BTW you should tell him to fuck off whenever he tries to regale you with the vapid details of shitty anime; your silence is heard as a license for him to keep talking, because he thinks you're not bothered and may actually be interested in what he has to say, and he probably stays at the threshold of the door out of the belief that it's wrong to actually go inside unless invited.

Finally, is this guy also a WolfWebber? We could have some fun trolling the fuck out of him...

6/11/2012 6:33:26 AM

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" I'm just getting my own apartment. I cannot wait. To finally be done with the hassle of shitty roommates, albeit at a higher cost, is something that is long overdue. "

6/11/2012 7:23:22 AM