saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
I dated a teacher for about a year. She was submissive as hell in bed. It drove me absolutely wild.
She loved fettucine alfredo. I mean absolutely loved the stuff. She would eat it for breakfast and save the leftovers for lunch every day. We'd go to a local Italian restaurant and she'd order the fucking fettucine alfredo every time. I never questioned it because she was fucking gorgeous and I was lucky to be dating her.
Eventually, we moved in together. She would do the grocery shopping and would come home with 10 boxes of fettucine. Her obsession became worse and worse. I began asking her about it and she'd avoid the topic. We'd have arguments about it. Me screaming about it not being healthy to eat that all the time, her saying something muffled because my dick was in her mouth.
So one day, I came home early from work. I heard her in the bathroom, so I walked back there and opened the door to surprise her. She shrieks, jumps out of the bathtub, grabs a towel. "It's just me," I say. She looks mortified.
... and then I see the pasta sliding down her leg. At first, just a little, but then large chunks of thick fettucine. It starts making splashing sounds and I'm horrified that her vagina can hold such a large amount of pasta.
I should have been mad or at least disgusted. But I wasn't. I was more attracted to her at that point than I ever had been. I run toward her, rip the towel off, and immediately stick my fist into her pasta-laden cunt. I couldn't tell if she was wet or the pasta was just beyond al-dente. It didn't fucking matter.
We fucked like rabbits. Every time I pulled out, more pasta. It was absolutely amazing.
Exhausted, I look over at her. No fettucine for dinner tonight. I felt like chicken. Like Chicken Tonight. Chicken Tonight. 6/11/2012 4:38:49 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
i like fettucini 6/11/2012 4:40:32 PM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
10/10 6/11/2012 4:41:28 PM |
BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
I, too, have seen 4chan. 6/11/2012 4:41:28 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
nah, I've never been to 4chan 6/11/2012 4:44:04 PM |
BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
oh, well sometimes it springs leaks. 6/11/2012 4:45:12 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
ya, I'm sure its made some rounds 6/11/2012 4:47:29 PM |
craptastic All American 6115 Posts user info edit post |
nanz 6/11/2012 5:31:21 PM |
freshmonkey HULK SMASH 3870 Posts user info edit post |
HAHAHAHAHAHA!! 6/11/2012 5:36:16 PM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27748 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I felt like chicken. Like Chicken Tonight. Chicken Tonight." |
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Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
dr 6/11/2012 8:50:30 PM |
Bullet All American 28269 Posts user info edit post |
i opened the door. got on the floor. everybody walk the dinosaur. 6/11/2012 9:11:49 PM |
jtw208 5290 Posts user info edit post |
i expected some "yo holmes to bel air" style shit towards the end there 6/11/2012 9:25:35 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
I used to be a peeping tom. I only felt guilty one time and that was because the woman in the house saw me sitting outside her window and started screaming. I should have just run away like usual, but I felt like I was close to finishing so I kept going. Turned out it took me like 5 more minutes and I really felt bad about how scared she was. After that, I stopped wearing a clown mask and just went with a ski mask. Seems like people are really frightened of clowns. Scaring her was never my intention
true story 6/12/2012 5:55:07 PM |
LeonIsPro All American 5021 Posts user info edit post |
Where is the spaghetti? 6/12/2012 6:07:21 PM |
JLCayton All American 2715 Posts user info edit post |
<--- doesn't get it 6/12/2012 6:10:49 PM |
LeonIsPro All American 5021 Posts user info edit post |
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