Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
I bought four rolls of TP and a six pack and got this shit for a receipt:
6/15/2012 3:14:33 PM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
CVS doesn't give a shit about receipt rolls. 6/15/2012 3:15:27 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
apparently 6/15/2012 3:16:52 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
Good thing you're extra prepared for the beer shits tomorrow morning. 6/15/2012 3:17:38 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
I, too, hate coupons. 6/15/2012 3:18:53 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
Only fake tough guys call Mountain Dew a six pack 6/15/2012 3:19:23 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
not for me fake black dude, going to a BYOB show tonight, the women didnt want their bourbon straight
besides, the dont sell beer at CVS, so it was obvious what I meant
[Edited on June 15, 2012 at 3:21 PM. Reason : d] 6/15/2012 3:20:40 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
This thread makes brings the lulz and makes me think of my last full-time job (because of the terrazzo) 6/15/2012 3:21:18 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
Doesn't matter who its for, you still called it a six pack, like a fucking World of Warcraft player would. Just own it. 6/15/2012 3:22:21 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
whats World of Warcraft?
and relative to the size of the receipt, I figured the size or amount of what I ordered was more important than the contents.
[Edited on June 15, 2012 at 3:24 PM. Reason : d] 6/15/2012 3:22:50 PM |
jtw208 5290 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "the women didnt want their bourbon straight" |
so they're going to mix it with mtn dew? what the shit is that6/15/2012 3:22:52 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
I said the same thing, but its what they requested 6/15/2012 3:23:31 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
CVS sells beer around here. Quit trying to backtrack and just admit you fucked it up. Getting tired of your reindeer games. 6/15/2012 3:24:22 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148238 Posts user info edit post |
makes brings the lulz 6/15/2012 3:24:28 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
sorry, I am a failure
Quote : | "I bought four rolls of TP and an unspecified amount of liquid collectively packaged and marketed in a cohesive wrap and got this shit for a receipt:" |
ah yes, now that long receipt is really funny. Thanks.6/15/2012 3:29:33 PM |
jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
Harris Teeter is worse. I kill a tree and a half every time I go in there. 6/15/2012 3:31:47 PM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
Jaybee is bringing 16 year-olds to the show tonight. 6/15/2012 3:32:16 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
Jaybee has a way of twisting my words to make me sound like the asshole, when I'm almost positive that isn't the case 6/15/2012 3:32:51 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
I wish, tired of these old ass 18 year olds 6/15/2012 3:32:57 PM |
hey now Indianapolis Jones 14975 Posts user info edit post |
Hot arm. 6/15/2012 3:38:31 PM |
PKSebben All American 1386 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Harris Teeter is worse. I kill a tree and a half every time I go in there." |
Acme and Target too6/15/2012 3:39:50 PM |
Kurtis636 All American 14984 Posts user info edit post |
Pretty sure that's DIET mtn dew. What a bitch-made faggot. 6/15/2012 3:40:37 PM |
rtc407 All American 6217 Posts user info edit post |
pointy elbow 6/15/2012 3:41:56 PM |
hey now Indianapolis Jones 14975 Posts user info edit post |
^^ I thought diet dew was now pretty much the universally preferred version?] 6/15/2012 3:42:13 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
yeah, I dont know anyone over age 12 that drinks Mountain Dew 6/15/2012 3:45:40 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148238 Posts user info edit post |
Diet Mountain Dew is much healthier 6/15/2012 3:47:01 PM |
Kurtis636 All American 14984 Posts user info edit post |
All pepsi products are shit, except for wild cherry pepsi. That one is actually quite good. 6/15/2012 3:47:18 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
No 30 year old man should have a soda preference. Grow the fuck up. 6/15/2012 3:53:58 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148238 Posts user info edit post |
fuck you
Dr. Pepper > * 6/15/2012 3:55:20 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
Men drink water or alcohol. You can mix pop with your alcohol. But drinking soda alone is reserved for adolescents and adult virgins. In fact, I may drop the bar from 30 to 25. 6/15/2012 3:59:31 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148238 Posts user info edit post |
i like Dr. Pepper in the morning to get a caffeine boost and wake up
but you're probably one of those homos who drinks a mocha latte to start the day 6/15/2012 4:01:33 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
I'm the faggot when a 32 year old is trying to extol the merits of a sugary syrup made for kids. 6/15/2012 4:03:22 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148238 Posts user info edit post |
but soft drinks are ok when mixed with liquor?
if you're gonna drink liquor, drink it straight you fucking pussy 6/15/2012 4:06:37 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "if you're gonna drink liquor, drink it straight you fucking pussy" |
6/15/2012 4:09:45 PM |
rtc407 All American 6217 Posts user info edit post |
CVS tree and slave needs to calm the fuck down
6/15/2012 4:10:12 PM |
acraw All American 9257 Posts user info edit post |
lol YOU GUYS 6/15/2012 4:10:22 PM |
rtc407 All American 6217 Posts user info edit post |
trucks are for pussies, real men drive this to work:
6/15/2012 4:12:00 PM |
acraw All American 9257 Posts user info edit post |
if this were tdub women, what would be the equivalent to this silly argument
shoes? 6/15/2012 4:14:40 PM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27748 Posts user info edit post |
Diet sodas taste like ass. Fact.
Also they give you cancer.
Ass cancer. 6/15/2012 4:20:03 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
hey everyone, look at that long ass receipt! thats funny! 6/15/2012 4:35:56 PM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
you could take back the TP and just use the receipt 6/15/2012 4:38:25 PM |
hgtran All American 9855 Posts user info edit post |
Time to shop at Walgreens. 6/16/2012 9:44:18 AM |