punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Discuss. 7/7/2012 3:30:50 PM |
Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit post |
mine is coming along nicely, how about yours? 7/7/2012 3:33:17 PM |
beatsunc All American 10740 Posts user info edit post |
almost as bad as "morning wood" boners when you fall asleep for 10 seconds at work 7/7/2012 3:33:55 PM |
Prawn Star All American 7643 Posts user info edit post |
I like rubbing my crotch against random strangers when riding a crowded bus or subway. Usually results in a boner.
Does this count? 7/7/2012 3:34:55 PM |
Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit post |
^ I KNEW IT! 7/7/2012 3:35:25 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Haha...boners.
This thread is dedicated to kickstand. 7/7/2012 3:36:25 PM |
ssclark Black and Proud 14179 Posts user info edit post |
Score one for punchmonk 7/7/2012 3:39:50 PM |
settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
you said boners 7/7/2012 3:44:41 PM |
dswillia Q(o.oQ) 2190 Posts user info edit post |
Why does anyone need to contact this boners fellow? What's he got that we'd want? 7/7/2012 3:44:49 PM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
I'm an old fart. I don't get hard at the drop of a hat anymore. 7/7/2012 3:46:40 PM |
Kickstand All American 11540 Posts user info edit post |
punchmonk giving me a proximity boner itt 7/7/2012 3:52:17 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
I'm a fan of contact boners.
It's fun to accidentally a guy's crotch for this exact reason 7/7/2012 4:09:43 PM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
accidentally what? 7/7/2012 4:31:16 PM |
settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
you know 7/7/2012 4:33:36 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
youuu knowwww 7/7/2012 4:34:43 PM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
8======= 7/7/2012 4:35:24 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
WTF does punchmonk know about this subject? 7/7/2012 7:07:06 PM |
keeeeler29 All American 4058 Posts user info edit post |
7/7/2012 7:12:44 PM |
DamnStraight All American 16665 Posts user info edit post |
is this like at a strip club? 7/9/2012 11:22:18 AM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
I have never gotten a boner at a strip club 7/9/2012 11:32:29 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
u~? 7/9/2012 11:50:55 AM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
The thread was made bc kickstand wondered if skinny jeans gave contact bones, meaning the pants rubbing the head too much. I guess any contact boner is when the penis is rubbed but I was more interested to know kickstand's query.
[Edited on July 9, 2012 at 11:52 AM. Reason : I also laughed really hard at the phrase. Just funny!] 7/9/2012 11:51:50 AM |
Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit post |
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7/9/2012 11:53:55 AM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
I guess strippers just don't do it for me. I know it's just a tease and nothing will come from it, so it doesn't get me all worked up. 7/9/2012 11:56:09 AM |
sparky Garage Mod 12301 Posts user info edit post |
WTF is a contact boner? 7/9/2012 11:59:38 AM |
Exiled Eyes up here ^^ 5918 Posts user info edit post |
happens at the shittiest times 7/9/2012 12:06:18 PM |
slaptit All American 2991 Posts user info edit post |
Like the gym?! 7/9/2012 6:33:27 PM |
Kickstand All American 11540 Posts user info edit post |
A contact boner is a codition that occurs when the penis becomes rigid once it is held in a position by an article of clothing that it is not used to. For instance, sometimes a flacid penis can just be sitting there and the front seam of a pair of mesh shorts can shift over that penis. The different feeling that the penis gets from the weight of the seam will cause the penis to harden. Usually the condition can be rectified by adjusting the angle of the penis or the shorts. Hopefully then, an awkward public boner can be avoided. 7/9/2012 8:12:10 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
7/9/2012 8:16:05 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
hahahahahahaha 7/9/2012 8:31:24 PM |
Wolfmarsh What? 5975 Posts user info edit post |
[Edited on July 9, 2012 at 8:34 PM. Reason : .]
7/9/2012 8:34:06 PM |
Jader All American 2869 Posts user info edit post |
boner... growing pains... it all makes sense now 7/9/2012 8:34:28 PM |
y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
its rarely a full boner. 7/9/2012 8:35:09 PM |
BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
nothing that can't be solved with an uptuck 7/9/2012 8:41:26 PM |
Jader All American 2869 Posts user info edit post |
i wonder if girls like seeing boners through the pants or shorts as much as guys like seeing nipples through shirts 7/9/2012 8:54:28 PM |
Prawn Star All American 7643 Posts user info edit post |
They like em about as much as they like receiving unsolicited cock shot texts. 7/9/2012 8:58:40 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
^ & ^^ YES 7/9/2012 9:09:56 PM |
egyeyes All American 6209 Posts user info edit post |
^This 7/9/2012 9:11:34 PM |
TallyHo All American 11744 Posts user info edit post |
if ^ and ^^ are serious, i guess it's time to ebay my codpiece
fashions change so quickly 7/9/2012 9:14:43 PM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
Is that a pen in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Hyuck hyuck!! 7/9/2012 9:31:18 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
Some girl contact me with nip pics so I can get a boner 7/9/2012 9:32:44 PM |
BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
for DivaBaby19 and egyeyes
7/10/2012 3:55:54 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
I wonder if she knew that was going on. 7/10/2012 3:58:18 PM |
BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
she could be blind. she appears to be trying to jerk off his thumb. 7/10/2012 3:59:44 PM |