merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
A passionate wild beast begging to be tamed. 7/22/2012 8:14:39 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42535 Posts user info edit post |
you have got a long nose
or a VERY funky dick 7/22/2012 8:15:29 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148238 Posts user info edit post |
dude's mouth 7/22/2012 8:16:39 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
I guess you've never had a woman suck your dick. 7/22/2012 8:16:50 PM |
JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
it smells like my dick
it has a distinct musky odor
[Edited on July 22, 2012 at 8:18 PM. Reason : sp] 7/22/2012 8:18:31 PM |
aaronburro Sup, B 52883 Posts user info edit post |
ask your mom, she knows 7/22/2012 8:22:39 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
She said she couldn't smell or feel anything. Perhaps I'll ask your ex-gf tonight. 7/22/2012 8:26:10 PM |
aaronburro Sup, B 52883 Posts user info edit post |
that means I did my job well, then.
hey, if you see that bitch, give her a falcon punch for me 7/22/2012 8:27:15 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
All I know is ever since you visited your ex, she's been nothing but smiles with me.
I'll tell her you're resorting to coug rebound sex with your micro dick. 7/22/2012 8:42:00 PM |
ncstatetke All American 41128 Posts user info edit post |
script got me like a mofo 7/22/2012 8:52:40 PM |
AxlBonBach All American 45549 Posts user info edit post |
nutella 7/22/2012 9:02:13 PM |
Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
What's
Im krallum and i approved this message 7/22/2012 9:04:32 PM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27748 Posts user info edit post |
oepii with the first post in a dick smelling thread. surprise surprise. 7/22/2012 9:09:18 PM |
Eaton Bush All American 2342 Posts user info edit post |
Your Mom. 7/22/2012 9:33:32 PM |
BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
shit, blood, and cum 7/22/2012 9:38:58 PM |
josephlava21 All American 2613 Posts user info edit post |
Money? 7/22/2012 9:42:49 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
7/22/2012 9:45:52 PM |
arcgreek All American 26690 Posts user info edit post |
yo mama's twat 7/22/2012 9:54:56 PM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
The correct answer is always "pussy." 7/22/2012 10:36:00 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Condom. 7/22/2012 10:43:53 PM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
Unfortunately it hasn't smelled like pussy in about 2 months, ftl. FML.
But there are reasons, some of which I won't disclose unless I know you. But in the meantime, I refuse to stoop to prior levels where I know I can get my dick wet, but feel like stabbing myself in the face the next morning. 7/23/2012 12:24:01 AM |
sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
how do you know what my dick smells like? 7/23/2012 12:24:58 AM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
what is your dick smell like 7/23/2012 12:25:41 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
^ she will smell it for you if you don't know. 7/23/2012 1:45:36 AM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
what goes through your head when you make threads like this?
[Edited on July 23, 2012 at 1:58 AM. Reason : g] 7/23/2012 1:58:37 AM |
petejames All American 2236 Posts user info edit post |
Lubricant and despair
[Edited on July 23, 2012 at 3:21 AM. Reason : In answer to OP, not ^] 7/23/2012 3:20:19 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
^^ More thought than stupid shit like
message_search.aspx?type=topic&searchstring=&username=geniusxboy&usertype=match&sortby=date&sortorder=descending&page= 7/23/2012 3:27:48 AM |