merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Holy shit. Pizza was a bad idea...
7/29/2012 10:04:17 PM |
Hiro All American 4673 Posts user info edit post |
Case of the Usher? 7/29/2012 10:06:13 PM |
oneshot 1183 Posts user info edit post |
Trust me, if you have heartburn, alcohol does not help. I hear that semen helps, but I have never tried it myself. 7/29/2012 10:07:13 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Case of the Papa John.
Someone help me. This shit is bad... 7/29/2012 10:07:33 PM |
se7entythree YOSHIYOSHI 17377 Posts user info edit post |
7/29/2012 10:12:10 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Grocery stores are closed. Can't buy shit. 7/29/2012 10:13:55 PM |
NCSUWolfy All American 12966 Posts user info edit post |
Drink hot water. As hot as you can stand 7/29/2012 10:16:55 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42535 Posts user info edit post |
use the internet. 7/29/2012 10:19:25 PM |
oneshot 1183 Posts user info edit post |
Feline urine might work. 7/29/2012 10:24:43 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
^^ Ok. I put the ethernet cable in my ass. What now? 7/29/2012 10:26:15 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42535 Posts user info edit post |
use the internet.
[to find a remedy]
[Edited on July 29, 2012 at 10:30 PM. Reason : i.e., GOOGLE IT]
[Edited on July 29, 2012 at 10:32 PM. Reason : heartburn is way closer to the mouth that to the ass... WHY PUT IT IN THE ASS, MAN?] 7/29/2012 10:29:28 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
I bought 118 ml of Pepto. I've already had 90 ml of it. I feel a bit better. 7/29/2012 10:45:51 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42535 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Grocery stores are closed. Can't buy shit." |
7/29/2012 10:53:54 PM |
dmspack oh we back 25423 Posts user info edit post |
Drinking milk can help...but probably wouldn't do much good for more severe heartburn, which it sounds like you have. 7/29/2012 11:04:10 PM |
Kurtis636 All American 14984 Posts user info edit post |
Where do you live that all the grocery stores, gas stations, drug stores, and wal marts are closed? Inner Mongolia? 7/29/2012 11:13:00 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
I went to a gas station and paid $5 for that shit. 7/29/2012 11:20:54 PM |