DeltaBeta All American 9417 Posts user info edit post |
Saw her for the first time in 6 months yesterday. Fat as fuck.
Guess it wasn't me after all, eh bitch? 8/26/2012 1:55:32 PM |
Steven All American 6156 Posts user info edit post |
It's never the woman's fault 8/26/2012 1:56:55 PM |
MisterGreen All American 4328 Posts user info edit post |
was this the same girl you were openly moping/contemplating suicide over?
guess you really showed her 8/26/2012 1:58:03 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89774 Posts user info edit post |
I sincerely hoped you let her suck you off, shot ropes in her face, and then threw a fruit-rollup at her while telling her to clean herself off. 8/26/2012 1:59:35 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
mmmmmmmm.....fruit roll up] 8/26/2012 2:00:48 PM |
DeltaBeta All American 9417 Posts user info edit post |
I was never going to kill myself. But when you've been with somebody for 14 years and then they tell you it was a lie from day one, it'll throw you for a loop. 8/26/2012 2:03:07 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
WOW!!! Is that 14 years without being married? 8/26/2012 2:04:01 PM |
DeltaBeta All American 9417 Posts user info edit post |
Married for 7. 8/26/2012 2:05:11 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
I would be feeling the same way about being taken for a loop, DeltaBeta. Means nothing but damn, that sucks. 8/26/2012 2:08:12 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21954 Posts user info edit post |
We all need our silent little victories. 8/26/2012 2:09:14 PM |
settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
DeltaBeta, that's awesome
if it made you feel better then I'm glad she was fat as fuck 8/26/2012 2:10:35 PM |
thegoodoctor All American 1670 Posts user info edit post |
I am always happy to find some ex love interest to be super fatty. I feel like it feels better to me than it should 8/26/2012 2:14:57 PM |
DeltaBeta All American 9417 Posts user info edit post |
I think she may have eaten your former love interests. 8/26/2012 2:17:25 PM |
sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
the vast majority of women cannot handle being "at fault" and will make up a scenario that they aren't @ fault. 8/26/2012 2:37:17 PM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
bitchez be cray cray 8/26/2012 2:38:24 PM |
oneshot 1183 Posts user info edit post |
It was YOUR fault for her eating 3 tubs of ice cream a night. Like OH my GLOB! 8/26/2012 2:59:40 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
the vast majority of women humans cannot handle being "at fault" and will make up a scenario that they aren't @ fault. 8/26/2012 3:06:13 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
do you know how many women blame rape for their weight gain?
a fuckin shit load, youd never believe this. 8/26/2012 3:25:30 PM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
I've always assumed some kind of trauma with people who are really, really large, especially if they were normal weight as a kid. It's weird to see a morbidly obese person's old pictures from when they were younger...you know something interesting happened, but there's no tactful way to ask. 8/26/2012 4:14:35 PM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
How could this happen to herrrrrrrrr?????!!!!! 8/26/2012 5:22:27 PM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
^^ Just start it off with so what traumatic event caused you to become a whale? 8/26/2012 5:44:42 PM |
NCSUStinger Duh, Winning 62462 Posts user info edit post |
give her the lane bryant catalog 8/26/2012 5:51:47 PM |
aea All Amurican 5269 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Like OH my GLOB!" |
8/27/2012 8:44:53 AM |
sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "the vast majority of women humans cannot handle being "at fault" and will make up a scenario that they aren't @ fault." | \
wrong... any man in any long term relationship gets used to accepting responsibility for every problem no matter how retarded the reason it was his fault is.8/27/2012 8:47:24 AM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | ""Like OH my GLOB!"" |
i loled singing to the tune of USHER8/27/2012 10:47:22 AM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41754 Posts user info edit post |
Should have asked her if you could take a pic of her so you could post before and after pics to TWW. 8/27/2012 10:49:08 AM |
acraw All American 9257 Posts user info edit post |
eating a natural coping mechanism during stressful times. I know, cus I ate like a fatty when I was out with a back injury for 6 months
[Edited on August 27, 2012 at 10:53 AM. Reason : ..] 8/27/2012 10:52:28 AM |
DeltaBeta All American 9417 Posts user info edit post |
All those times I forced her to sit on the couch and eat candy while I went to the gym... 8/27/2012 1:41:49 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
move on man 8/27/2012 1:43:03 PM |
y0willy0 All American 7863 Posts user info edit post |
we need before/after pics. 8/27/2012 3:48:47 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I was never going to kill myself. But when you've been with somebody for 14 years and then they tell you it was a lie from day one, it'll throw you for a loop. " |
People who do that are shitty 8/27/2012 4:34:45 PM |