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"No One Murdered Because Of This Image

WASHINGTON—Following the publication of the image above, in which the most cherished figures from multiple religious faiths were depicted engaging in a lascivious sex act of considerable depravity, no one was murdered, beaten, or had their lives threatened, sources reported Thursday. The image of the Hebrew prophet Moses high-fiving Jesus Christ as both are having their erect penises vigorously masturbated by Ganesha, all while the Hindu deity anally penetrates Buddha with his fist, reportedly went online at 6:45 p.m. EDT, after which not a single bomb threat was made against the organization responsible, nor did the person who created the cartoon go home fearing for his life in any way. Though some members of the Jewish, Christian, Hindu, and Buddhist faiths were reportedly offended by the image, sources confirmed that upon seeing it, they simply shook their heads, rolled their eyes, and continued on with their day."


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9/14/2012 4:45:57 PM

Snewf
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The Onion nailed it

9/14/2012 4:48:36 PM

EMCE
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...yeah.

9/14/2012 4:49:06 PM

simonn
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i like how buddha's dick is on backwards.

9/14/2012 5:51:00 PM

BigHitSunday
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it moved.

9/14/2012 5:52:27 PM

y0willy0
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Muhammad should be added for shits and giggles.

I think Moses should be blowing a load in his face.

9/14/2012 6:05:32 PM

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" BREAKING NEWS: No One Murdered Because Of This Img"



Perhaps No One was Murdered Because Of This Image, but we know for certain it broke NEWS.

9/14/2012 6:20:52 PM

oneshot
 
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It truly is a miracle.

9/14/2012 6:31:29 PM

dropdeadkate
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why does Ganesha have both sets of sexual organs and titties? I thought he was a male

9/14/2012 6:35:36 PM

oneshot
 
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^ to make it that more offensive

9/14/2012 6:42:23 PM

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"i like how buddha's dick is on backwards."
I think it's just being pulled down, notice that the frenulum is now facing up and that his scrotum appears to be on top of his cock

9/14/2012 6:42:45 PM

dropdeadkate
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THEN WHERE ARE JESUS CHRIST'S TITTYBALLS?

9/14/2012 6:43:04 PM

lewisje
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in Ganesha's upper-right hand

9/14/2012 6:48:04 PM

ncsufanalum
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I'm glad mohammed is missing, otherwise sand folks would trying to kill americans left and right with this type of image going viral.

9/14/2012 6:53:58 PM

simonn
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was your goal to simply re-state their point?

9/14/2012 6:57:42 PM

BettrOffDead
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This is Ganesha.

Ganesha has bitch tits.

9/14/2012 8:24:34 PM

oneshot
 
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I am going to get a poster printed up of this image and have it posted in religious institutions everywhere.

9/14/2012 8:54:10 PM

Knarf
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I hate all religion, but AMEN

9/15/2012 1:25:12 AM

GoldieO
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Marjoe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-O9aNl2Xrk

9/15/2012 8:25:28 AM

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