So I got pulled into an office once to clarify what was meant by my words...

"It's been brought to my attention about your poor choice of words lately and I wanted to discuss office etiquette with you."

"Well what's being said, sir?"

"Well, for instance, what did you mean by 'shoving a wet noodle up a monkey's ass?'"

I giggled a little.

"I was attempting to portray how difficult the task being directed to me at the time, sir."

"I see, and what about 'this is like finding centipedes in vagina'?"

I giggled again.

"Well I found things in the report that should be there, but wasn't, and vice versa, sir."

All I can do in these situations is giggle after they repeat everything I said back to me.

Has that ever happened to you?



"I see, and

11/8/2012 5:10:15 AM

Act like an adult at work, not a 13 year old. Grow up.

11/8/2012 6:47:31 AM

nope. never.

11/8/2012 7:03:35 AM

what is this i don't even

ibtm

11/8/2012 7:45:15 AM

If I said those things at work, and got in trouble for it and sat down by the boss, I would be terribly embarrassed and extremely apologetic.

11/8/2012 8:19:57 AM

Chit chat? In my lounge? It's more likely than you think.

11/8/2012 8:31:25 AM

Chit chat? In the office? It's more likely than you think.

11/8/2012 2:36:38 PM

I once had Chris Hansen read portions of my chatroom conversation back to me.

I just drank my iced tea and took it like a man.

11/8/2012 2:42:10 PM

Nah i don't consider it my responsibility at work to make everyone laugh at how foul my mouth is

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

[Edited on November 8, 2012 at 2:43 PM. Reason : ]

11/8/2012 2:43:31 PM

I'm surprised you didn't say "Eat penguin shit, you ass-spelunker!" at work.

11/8/2012 2:50:18 PM

No. I don't use messageboard vernacular in real life.

11/8/2012 3:24:17 PM

Quote :

"I once had Chris Hansen read portions of my chatroom conversation back to me. I just drank my iced tea and took it like a man."

Ahahahaha!

Quote :

"like trying to get a stick of butter up a wildcat's ass with hot poker"

11/8/2012 8:43:51 PM

this dude is in the military, right?

11/8/2012 8:59:26 PM

When I say 'sup, some people say 'sup back to me.

11/8/2012 9:09:39 PM

i'm hoping this story isn't true and is just an attempt to bring the lols.

because those jokes are not only foul, they are awkward and not funny

11/8/2012 9:52:18 PM

I was teaching a math class which my boss (this intimidating Belgian lady) was observing. and at one point I said "Okay, let's simplify this sucker" in reference to the problem I was doing

when I went to her office later to discuss her visit, she said, somewhat flabbergastedly, "at one point you referred to the problem you were doing as a ''sucker'' "

I was like "yeah"

then we had this very obtuse conversation in which I said, in essence, "Sucker doesn't mean dicksucker in this context," while she said "but maybe some of your students interpreted it as dicksucker"

without ever actually saying "dick"

it was kind of interesting



[Edited on November 8, 2012 at 10:03 PM. Reason : fwetr]

11/8/2012 9:58:15 PM

Quote :

"No. I don't use messageboard vernacular in real life."

11/9/2012 1:11:29 AM

Haha, I am twice as profane at work as I am on here

11/9/2012 5:26:09 AM

^^^ That's pretty funny

11/9/2012 8:19:39 AM

youre a moron

i would imagine youre the work place retard they cant fire because you fall under a protected group


[Edited on November 9, 2012 at 9:26 AM. Reason : r]

11/9/2012 9:24:54 AM