bonerjamz 04 All American 3217 Posts user info edit post |
i'd say at least once or twice on a slow month 12/3/2012 12:59:09 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
what is wrong with you fat mother fuckers 12/3/2012 1:01:04 PM |
Førte All American 23525 Posts user info edit post |
never, but I clog the sink all the damn time 12/3/2012 1:01:26 PM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
can't say that I ever had. We have had parties where it's happened at our house, but I've never been the culprit 12/3/2012 1:03:07 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
once or twice a week.
12/3/2012 1:04:40 PM |
dtownral Suspended 26632 Posts user info edit post |
once or twice per year... if even that much
what the fuck are you guys doing on the toilet? 12/3/2012 1:07:11 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "once or twice per year" |
this...it's usually after an extended period of "bad" eating (ie. thanksgiving) when my poo is a type 3
otherwise, my poo is between types 4 and 5
12/3/2012 1:10:15 PM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
I don't even own a plunger and haven't needed one in six years thanks to my 1970's terlets that aren't afraid to waste water.
Back when I was in an apartment I always had to double flush at minimum. 12/3/2012 1:19:38 PM |
Smath74 All American 93277 Posts user info edit post |
every single time 12/3/2012 1:24:58 PM |
dtownral Suspended 26632 Posts user info edit post |
this one lady on hoarders just kept using hers after it clogged:
12/3/2012 1:27:18 PM |
JLCayton All American 2715 Posts user info edit post |
never....and if you have one of these:
you never will either.
also, ^ 12/3/2012 1:32:55 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
bonerjamz 04 toiletjamz monthly
12/3/2012 1:49:29 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
i have the cheap ($100) water-smart toilets and they have no trouble handling my poo 12/3/2012 1:53:09 PM |
jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
You've got to be an idiot to clog a functioning toilet.
That being said...my fiance's brother in law clogs toilets on a regular basis. We had to get a plunger for the house for when he comes to visit...as well as extra toilet paper. Fucker uses up a roll in about two shits. Ridiculous. 12/3/2012 1:57:12 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "You've got to be an idiot to clog a functioning toilet." |
or just have a shitty diet...i don't think it's usually a case of failing to use a toilet properly12/3/2012 1:58:07 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
I feel like I need to have a plunger in case anyone like you people comes over.
Never.
I also don't understand how it takes anyone (sick days excluded) more than 5 minutes to use the bathroom. But that is another discussion. 12/3/2012 1:59:10 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I also don't understand how it takes anyone (sick days excluded) more than 5 minutes to use the bathroom. But that is another discussion." |
i spend AT LEAST 15 minutes in the bathroom every morning at work...not because i need to, but i like to get at least a chapter in before i start my day and it's on the company dime 12/3/2012 2:00:22 PM |
jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " or just have a shitty diet...i don't think it's usually a case of failing to use a toilet properly " |
I think the actual "shit" rarely clogs the toilet...its the absurd amount of toilet paper that one uses. Even if you have to use a lot, flush frequently and it won't be a problem.12/3/2012 2:00:25 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I think the actual "shit" rarely clogs the toilet...its the absurd amount of toilet paper that one uses. Even if you have to use a lot, flush frequently and it won't be a problem." |
while possible, that has never once been the case in my experience...it's always due to huge turds that are just big enough to block the hole12/3/2012 2:01:53 PM |
jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
Interesting...exact opposite of my experiences. 12/3/2012 2:03:40 PM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
HUGE ASSHOLES ITT 12/3/2012 2:05:56 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "or just have a shitty diet...i" |
12/3/2012 2:07:00 PM |
Ernie All American 45943 Posts user info edit post |
Probably doesn't help that quag's b hole is bored out so wide 12/3/2012 2:07:20 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "GIGANTIC
SOFT
SINKERS" |
12/3/2012 2:11:58 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
I just clogged mine so I could post in this thread. That was a pretty monstersious shit. I need to lay down. 12/3/2012 5:06:38 PM |
Smath74 All American 93277 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "You've got to be an idiot to clog a functioning toilet." |
what? intelligence determines the diameter of your shit?12/3/2012 5:13:35 PM |
jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
^ ITT I learned that y'all motherfuckers have ridiculously large assholes. I've never even gotten close to clogging the toilet with the diameter of my turds. 12/3/2012 5:53:57 PM |
tl All American 8430 Posts user info edit post |
I did once in college. Kinda surprised me, maybe it was just a really shitty flushing day. 12/3/2012 6:04:12 PM |