synapse play so hard 60929 Posts user info edit post |
My current favorite is "a little under the weather" 12/14/2012 1:48:56 PM |
Cherokee All American 8264 Posts user info edit post |
lit 12/14/2012 1:49:11 PM |
JayMCnasty All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
ive been overserved 12/14/2012 1:50:50 PM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
smashed 12/14/2012 1:51:42 PM |
Bullet All American 28269 Posts user info edit post |
three sheets to the wind 12/14/2012 1:52:46 PM |
dyne All American 7323 Posts user info edit post |
crunksauced 12/14/2012 1:54:00 PM |
scotieb24 Commish 11085 Posts user info edit post |
sauteed 12/14/2012 1:54:09 PM |
Cherokee All American 8264 Posts user info edit post |
^^hahaha, nice
sloshed 12/14/2012 1:54:26 PM |
synapse play so hard 60929 Posts user info edit post |
fershnickered 12/14/2012 1:54:48 PM |
Creaver All American 1193 Posts user info edit post |
Smashley ---> leads to Trashey 12/14/2012 2:41:49 PM |
UJustWait84 All American 25819 Posts user info edit post |
got my swerve on 12/14/2012 2:42:50 PM |
JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
I find "high" euphemisms to be far more poetic and evocative than "drunk" euphemisms baked, toasted, flying, etc. 12/14/2012 2:46:28 PM |
LaserSoup All American 5502 Posts user info edit post |
pleastantly ploughed 12/14/2012 3:24:41 PM |
Geppetto All American 2157 Posts user info edit post |
pissed 12/14/2012 3:49:19 PM |
jakis Suspended 1415 Posts user info edit post |
pie-eyed 12/14/2012 3:55:19 PM |
Smath74 All American 93277 Posts user info edit post |
Smathed. (I used to drink a lot) 12/14/2012 4:01:49 PM |
RattlerRyan All American 8660 Posts user info edit post |
knackered (British) 12/14/2012 4:02:36 PM |
Mtan Man214 All American 2638 Posts user info edit post |
blotto
My wife's 86 year old grandmother uses this term 12/14/2012 4:04:26 PM |
EuroTitToss All American 4790 Posts user info edit post |
thinning the blood 12/14/2012 4:10:34 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
Gone 12/14/2012 4:12:42 PM |
TragicNature All American 11804 Posts user info edit post |
Faded 12/14/2012 4:40:15 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
zooted wastey face hammered EMCE'd bubbly 12/14/2012 4:41:10 PM |
APCrook All American 1447 Posts user info edit post |
shitcocked 12/14/2012 4:47:52 PM |
TragicNature All American 11804 Posts user info edit post |
"I'm leanin', dawg"
Shit faced Saucy Hammered Pissed <--Never really cared for that one. I think it's a Brititsh thing.
[Edited on December 14, 2012 at 4:52 PM. Reason : .] 12/14/2012 4:51:47 PM |
ndmetcal All American 9012 Posts user info edit post |
charmingly verbose 12/14/2012 4:53:22 PM |
Førte All American 23525 Posts user info edit post |
blitzed 12/14/2012 5:33:49 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
Shnockered. Although I'm not sure that's the correct spelling. 12/14/2012 5:33:50 PM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
^you left out the "c"...it's Schnockered.
Doo Doo Hammered. 12/14/2012 7:25:21 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
hammertime 12/14/2012 7:27:04 PM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
Watch it. You'll get the hammertime if you're not careful. 12/14/2012 7:28:58 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
it's my goal in life 12/14/2012 7:32:28 PM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
Ah. You'd laugh at my white dick. 12/14/2012 7:35:33 PM |
DivaBaby19 Davidbaby19 45208 Posts user info edit post |
all signs point to yes 12/14/2012 7:36:16 PM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
Probably. But my tongue is the size of Manhattan. 12/14/2012 7:37:32 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
I want to use crunksauced. 12/14/2012 7:38:07 PM |
synapse play so hard 60929 Posts user info edit post |
tanked wrecked 12/14/2012 7:39:08 PM |
GrayFox33 TX R. Snake 10566 Posts user info edit post |
Sober -> Toasty -> Toasted 12/14/2012 7:41:25 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
Blitzed 12/14/2012 7:42:07 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
'Like Erica' (seriously, my sister in law uses this term)
'feeling good' is my favorite 12/14/2012 8:46:38 PM |
spöokyjon ℵ 18617 Posts user info edit post |
Shadracked. 12/14/2012 11:53:28 PM |
GrayFox33 TX R. Snake 10566 Posts user info edit post |
Meshach'd.
Abednego'd. 12/14/2012 11:56:52 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114228 Posts user info edit post |
I wasn't aware that "intoxicated" required a euphemism
you know, since it's not an offensive word 12/14/2012 11:58:01 PM |
Troop All American 849 Posts user info edit post |
Too much blood in my alcohol stream... 12/15/2012 1:08:42 AM |
Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
Drunk, loaded, etc.
I'm Krallum and I approved this message.
[Edited on December 15, 2012 at 2:05 AM. Reason : ] 12/15/2012 2:04:57 AM |
KeB All American 9828 Posts user info edit post |
Synapsed!!! 12/15/2012 3:50:51 AM |
CaelNCSU All American 6883 Posts user info edit post |
A book just alerted me to two Australian terms.
On the piss Messy
I do quite lu keep being over served as mentioned above. 12/15/2012 5:58:56 AM |
jcgolden Suspended 1394 Posts user info edit post |
hesitating like a 1985 Cutlass Supreme 12/15/2012 8:05:50 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Suffering from a slight imbalance. 12/15/2012 8:18:31 AM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
I do quite lu keep being over served as mentioned above. 12/15/2012 9:15:43 AM |
settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
a little under the weather 12/15/2012 9:16:36 AM |