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Ok, first of all, dude nearly jizzes his pants over catching caterpie. Ridiculous.

Then he uses it against pidgeotto? Are you shitting me? This kid has allegedly been spending all his time watching pokemon battles and he doesnt know to not send a worm out against a bird? Is this real fuckin life?

Then, battle rocket, caterpie is suddenly infucking vincible cuz it has a got dang string shot. REALLY? STRING SHOT? Aw yea, imma just shot web all over these bitches and then headbutt em away.

Fuck of dude, caterpie would be like the strongest pokemon if t could just do that every time.

I an fallin for it.

2/26/2013 10:59:36 AM

little early to be hittin the sauce

2/26/2013 11:04:56 AM

When I got laid off I downloaded a nintendo DS emulator and some newfangled pokemon game. I am really disappointed that I have a job and will probably not get balls deep in pokemon like 7 year old me did on my gameboy.

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2/26/2013 11:22:21 AM

The first time I played pokemon red, I didn't know about HM-05 flash and I walked all the way through that long ass tunnel to lavender town (i think) completely blind. That shit was like 3 levels of tunnel depths.

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2/26/2013 11:25:05 AM

The biggest scam was showing pikachu use thunder shock against geodude and onyx. Even a 100 pikachu with maxed out stats is still ineffective against a level 5 rock type.

2/26/2013 11:29:53 AM

Well episode 1 sucked. I don't think you'll get an argument from anyone for saying that. You're basically just sitting through 2 hours of crap to see about 90 seconds worth of cool lightsaber fighting. You can just skip to that chapter and save yourself a lot of pain.

Episode 2 wasn't much better. I guess the thought was that they could just show a larger scale action scene and still get away with no story. The movie is much better if you skip every other chapter, the ones where it's just Anakin and Padme saying whatever it is they say.

Episode 3 is considered the best, but that's not saying much. Deciding to make prequels really pigeon holed what somehow passes as a story into predictable elements that just take us from point suck to point B. Anakin's conversion to the dark side was weak, the final duel was boring, but there was enough in there for some people to actually like the film. Not guilty by association I guess.

If you have to watch them, watch the plinkett reviews or the rifftrax otherwise it's a pain to sit through.

2/26/2013 11:30:43 AM

This game is why I didn't have friends in middle school

2/26/2013 11:40:22 AM

Quote :

"The biggest scam was showing pikachu use thunder shock against geodude and onyx. Even a 100 pikachu with maxed out stats is still ineffective against a level 5 rock ground type."

We can also get into semantics about how Ground is unaffected by Electric, and Electric isn't actually ineffective against Rock.

know your battle chart, rook

2/26/2013 4:08:41 PM

Has anyone ever realized Ash's last name is Ketchum, which sounds a lot like "catch 'em"??? Like, "catch them all"??

2/27/2013 3:57:17 PM

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2/27/2013 6:00:40 PM