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HOOPS MALONE
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Wasn't mine, was my girlfriend freshman years.

After having sex in Metcalf, her bf would just throw the condom on the floor.

She moved out early and we had to clean the room and found the pile..

THE HORROR, THE HORROR!!!

4/12/2013 9:02:04 AM

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I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

[Edited on April 12, 2013 at 9:06 AM. Reason : I bet she isn't wearing any panties bro, you could totally hit that]

4/12/2013 9:03:43 AM

djeternal
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The last roommate I had was pretty gross. Just all around dirty. It was a real pain in the ass cleaning his bathroom when he moved out.

But when he did move out, I found something not really gross but kind of disturbing. After he had all his shit out I was cleaning up the trash that he left in his room. Well I came across some wax that was stuck on the floor, and not too far from it was a home waxing kit. He was single, and never had a girl over, so I can only assume he was using it on himself.

4/12/2013 10:16:52 AM

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Lived with a tiny jewish white girl who left a huge black dildo in the middle of her floor for weeks. Like 5'1 and 87 lbs and this thing was 10-12" and wide as fuck. I had a birthday party and let everyone see it one night haha

Had a high school friend move in at unc freshman year and got paired with an over the top eccentrically gay roomate. He was already hating it then two weeks in he walked in on him beating off to an I love lucy episode. Requested transfer and got it.

4/12/2013 8:08:29 PM

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Lived on campus with a dude that left me in the dorm with a pile of his wet clothes hidden for 2 weeks. Got sick as fuck from the mold/mildew, changed my ability to taste and smell for like a month.

Lived in Aiken with a chick who never cleaned her goddamn cat's litterbox. I don't have asthma, but that sure as fuck made me feel like I did.

Lived with an overly Catholic chick who was raised without ever using that shit chicks keep themselves plugged up with once a month, and occasionally it looked like she'd rather clean herself and throw it in the trash for all to see, rather than flush that shit. She also never once took out the trash. And there was the one time she found an old travel coffee mug in the marsh while we were doing some work. She decided to keep it since she needed a mug. It had been sitting in the marsh so long, the stains all over it never washed out.

Lived with a dude in Columbia who would always cook rice, but would leave the shit sitting out for days because, in his opinion, the best way to clean rice out of anything is to let it sit out for a week so it dries and you can just dump it easily.

I don't think I'm gonna have roommates anymore.

[Edited on April 12, 2013 at 10:05 PM. Reason : []

4/12/2013 10:03:35 PM

WolfpckGrl17
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In college, my 2nd roommate of my freshmen year (first one moved out after first semester) would always be on the phone with her boyfriend in TN and not necessarily talking, just on the phone silent for HOURS and HOURS. I even caught her masturbating to him while on it.

It gets worse........

First roommate in my apartment (at least the one I've been at the longest), was OBSESSED with her ugly ass dog and had the loudest sex. Gross. Then she'd go out EVERY night and lose/lock her keys in her room and needed me to let her in, which I would but then I'd always find her pissing right in front of our door in the grass area around the small wall. Her mother tried to sue me over a bill that wasn't even mine. Ugh.

Another roommate never showered but once a week, would always eat in her room and leave the plates of food on the floor for weeks at a time so her cat could eat off them, never cleaned out her cat's litter box, had an evil cat that bit people, wore winter clothes and a nasty toboggan YEAR ROUND, and played a RPG online every second of the day. She didn't have any friends, only knew people online, and was supposedly dating a guy online that she never met for almost 10 years. Oh, I forgot to mention, she was like 300 lbs and would masturbate with her toys and take nasty naked photos on her webcam. SICK.

Another roommate had TWO official sugar daddies who would buy her food and clothes, but she was always late on her rent. She went to an HBCU and dressed like a stripper. Only went out of the house at night, slept during the day. Was late on her rent for 9 consecutive months. She got evicted, and her shit was thrown out.

Another roommate was super sweet and nice, but had a fucking bird in her room that always woke me up and would make random loud noises especially if the TV was on. Can't handle that crap. And it would get scared and fly around the living room when I came in the house. Fortunately she moved out after a year.

My current roommate is a scaredy cat and always jumps when I call her name or talk to her and her back is turned. She doesn't cook at all. Eats the same thing (egg sandwich) EVERY single day. For about 8 months she was completely silent in her room but would always close her door when she would come in and out. Now, she just got a loud ass radio/system that she blasts all day long. And don't let me forget.......she turns on the vent when I get too loud or when she wants to concentrate/sleep. Weird.


I've had like 11 roommates in 11 years (in a 3 bedroom apt).

4/13/2013 6:32:46 PM

dtownral
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any person with any cat is gross as shit, there is nothing not gross about an animal that shits in sand that you then have to scoop out.

4/13/2013 7:56:43 PM

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ugh made the mistake of living with two girls with cats. One was a 375 sq foot studio apartment with 2 cats. She had a boyfriend too talk about ridiculous situation. Those cats would shit and the only thing you could do was leave the apartment. you couldnt get away from the overpowering smell any other way.

the other we had to share a bathroom b/c it was 3 br/2ba and the other roomate was a dude. She put the cat litterbox in the bathroom. you'd step out of the shower and feel cat litter stick to the bottom of your foot. totally fucking gross.

The things guys will do for snatch. you could write a whole book about stupid shit women do that guys put up with and later wonder what the hell they were thinking.

4/13/2013 8:02:28 PM

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