I'm playing guitar and singing in the show! I can't dance to save my life though so I'm leaving the clothes on.

4/25/2013 9:06:45 AM

My friend would be way into this, we might go on da way to slims.

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4/25/2013 9:08:06 AM

I know for a fact there will be a boob-filled tribute to Jayne and his hat.

4/25/2013 9:11:58 AM

idk who that is but I used to go to that burlesque shit all the time until the breakup

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4/25/2013 9:13:03 AM

Nice. We might try and make it out there tonight

4/25/2013 12:28:04 PM

Did I mention they will have game consoles set up for FREE PLAY and $1.75 beer specials?

4/25/2013 1:51:10 PM

Normally I hate stuff like this, but I am intrigued by a boob-filled tribute to

4/25/2013 3:50:05 PM

Gonna try and come out to this

4/25/2013 3:53:09 PM

What is your role in this show. Is it boobs.

[Edited on April 25, 2013 at 4:09 PM. Reason : .]

4/25/2013 4:08:55 PM

I r guitar sing-a-long

I did a couple songs in the one last month that was video game themed. Some of the acts included Strip Tetris and a Robot Unicorn with a sequined purple mega-cock.

This one features more music, tributes to Jayne and Mal, and a dude dressed as Vader with sexy Imperial officers as backup dancers.

Plus boobs.

[Edited on April 25, 2013 at 4:21 PM. Reason : sequined purple mega-cock]

4/25/2013 4:19:39 PM

so Metricula is now a brand and is licensed?

and which Vader, btw?

that darth vader guy or MOTHAFUCKIN VADER



[Edited on April 25, 2013 at 4:42 PM. Reason : s]

4/25/2013 4:41:08 PM

If only it were that Vader. I don't really have a stage name, but all the dancers had one and I own metricula.com so I just went with it.

A little birdie just told me there might be an angle grinder taken to a robotic metal spike bra tonight! SPARKS WILL FLY

4/25/2013 5:48:57 PM

LETTERMAN DID IT

for real though that's fun

4/25/2013 6:21:35 PM

I didn't win the "Kaaaaaaaahn" contest, but I did have a great time. Thanks for the heads up, Metricula.

4/26/2013 7:10:20 AM

well hell...bummed I missed this

4/26/2013 8:46:24 AM

They say they're doing it again in June, and they have a first anniversary celebration in August

4/26/2013 9:11:00 AM

http://www.reddit.com/r/firefly/comments/1d703d/best_bra_ever/

The real deal

4/27/2013 8:25:50 AM

Is that glorious rack yours?

4/27/2013 9:54:59 AM

Naw, they're Gatita's.

4/27/2013 11:13:37 AM

I've seen her around town a few times

[Edited on April 27, 2013 at 12:38 PM. Reason : probably not best to say where she works]

4/27/2013 12:36:32 PM

that rack is not glorious

4/27/2013 1:06:59 PM

4/27/2013 5:11:53 PM

This was absolutely glorious and I completely forgot to check this section.

Quote :

"I didn't win the "Kaaaaaaaahn" contest, but I did have a great time."

DAMN IT COREY. That entertains me to no end. Fear not, he's still getting shit about it.

4/27/2013 5:40:04 PM

BTTT

You know why.

4/28/2013 9:43:41 AM

Titties are a bretty cool thing

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4/29/2013 12:51:14 PM

They shall henceforth be dubbed, The Heros of Canton.

4/30/2013 12:47:01 AM

^Nice

To me, the real deciding factor tipping the boobs from being a "large rack" to "glorious rack" is that the girl attached to them is a mega-nerd who took the time to hand-crochet a GORRAM JAYNE HAT BRA.

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4/30/2013 3:55:20 PM

^ no doubt

4/30/2013 6:42:33 PM

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