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Fermat
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He's probably my favorite MMA fighter outside of Wanderlei Silva, and he friended me on facebook a few years ago so that means we are best friends now.

Knowing he isn't so hot on English yet, I took the chance to ask for his hand in marriage in the facebook options menu. Of course he accepted and we lived happily ever after.
But instead of "happily" ever after, it was confusingly ever after, and instead of "ever after" it was for like a month.

He berated me with a series of geometrically impossible Russian moon-letters put together in a fashion that babelfish told me roughly means "You are a mean person! Americans are a strange way. I can take a joke though"

I know a handful of you speak/write russian very well, and I would like your help translating my apology to him. I fear babelfish only worsen the problem.

Here is what I ask you to translate:
yo, son. straight up one hundred, that shit was an accident, son. Straight hundred, word? My boys was all "what's with this shit, son" and had to crush that shit straight up, do you know what I mean. We still straight right? I ain't trying to hear no noise about me dissin' you, word?

Any help would be greatly appreciated.
Thanks!

5/16/2013 2:22:33 AM

fregac
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5/16/2013 2:36:09 AM

fregac
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Apparently TWW doesn't support Russian, sorry.

5/16/2013 2:37:28 AM

Fermat
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I'll send it anyway. I'm sure he'll understand. Thanks

5/16/2013 3:38:26 AM

BigHitSunday
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ah the good ol Pride days

im sure hes been around Aleksander emelianenko enough to understand thug vernacular

[Edited on May 16, 2013 at 8:42 AM. Reason : d]

5/16/2013 8:41:42 AM

Fermat
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Yeah was sort of the guy who "discovered" the up-kick

if you know what I mean

[Edited on May 16, 2013 at 9:49 AM. Reason : ad]

5/16/2013 9:48:54 AM

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