adultswim Suspended 8379 Posts user info edit post |
when someone does something really hard looking, you say "I could do that"
when someone brings food to work/school you say "hope u brought enough for the class"
post more funny jokes here. thanks! 6/27/2013 2:54:20 PM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
6/27/2013 2:56:03 PM |
Hiro All American 4673 Posts user info edit post |
A man walks into his bedroom holding a sheep under his arm as his wife is lying in bed.
"See this is the pig I have to hump when I am bored......."
His wife looks up and proclaims, "You're a JACKASS...that's a sheep."
The man responds "Shut the hell up....I wasn't talking to you!!!!" 6/27/2013 10:08:38 PM |
Wolfmarsh What? 5975 Posts user info edit post |
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool. 6/27/2013 10:15:47 PM |
GingaNinja All American 7177 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool." |
6/27/2013 10:27:19 PM |
yuffie_chan All American 4898 Posts user info edit post |
So these two fish are in a tank. One of them turns to the other and says "do you know how to drive this thing?"
What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? Just kidding fish don't talk 6/27/2013 11:01:43 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
im bad at jokes 6/27/2013 11:10:43 PM |
synapse play so hard 60929 Posts user info edit post |
Roses are red
Violets are blue
GO FUCK YOURSELF 6/27/2013 11:33:37 PM |