BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
No sex, but everything else is fair game. 8/4/2013 3:15:22 PM |
PaulISdead All American 8709 Posts user info edit post |
Make her read a book aloud 8/4/2013 3:16:50 PM |
The Coz Tempus Fugitive 25668 Posts user info edit post |
Drive it! Great gas mileage.
8/4/2013 3:20:44 PM |
jaZon All American 27048 Posts user info edit post |
kill me 8/4/2013 3:23:24 PM |
The Coz Tempus Fugitive 25668 Posts user info edit post |
OR take her to a baseball game so that I can use the carpool lane:
8/4/2013 3:25:12 PM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
Mow my grass 8/4/2013 3:28:52 PM |
hey now Indianapolis Jones 14975 Posts user info edit post |
Help me blackmail someone, or something else along those sinister lines. 8/4/2013 3:37:02 PM |
umop-apisdn Snaaaaaake 4549 Posts user info edit post |
I would have an escort drive me through the night so I could sleep through the car ride on long road trips. 8/4/2013 4:08:09 PM |
Dentaldamn All American 9974 Posts user info edit post |
If she qualified I would have her do my taxes. 8/4/2013 4:12:39 PM |
Førte All American 23525 Posts user info edit post |
have her punch my timecard 8/4/2013 4:49:13 PM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27743 Posts user info edit post |
cry. 8/4/2013 4:54:29 PM |
Meg All American 6759 Posts user info edit post |
Hit up the yolo for self serve fro yo 8/4/2013 4:56:53 PM |
Pred73 Veteran 239 Posts user info edit post |
Make her play me in Madden. 8/4/2013 5:09:53 PM |
aaronburro Sup, B 52880 Posts user info edit post |
I would take her out to a nice seafood dinner and then NEVER call her again! 8/4/2013 5:15:54 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148231 Posts user info edit post |
plant cocaine on PJ Hairston 8/4/2013 5:22:03 PM |
Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
Play air hockey in the wolves' den
I'm Krallum and I approved this message. 8/4/2013 5:23:52 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
Help pick out blinds and curtains. 8/4/2013 5:46:19 PM |
Smath74 All American 93277 Posts user info edit post |
Checkers. I have one of those over-sized sets they sell at the cracker barrel. 8/4/2013 6:09:21 PM |
hellbound All American 831 Posts user info edit post |
poop in her mouth. than wen it gets sexual use the poop as loob. 8/4/2013 6:38:49 PM |
DeltaBeta All American 9417 Posts user info edit post |
Talk about politics 8/4/2013 6:52:49 PM |
Wickerman All American 2404 Posts user info edit post |
Use her as a wingwoman 8/4/2013 10:52:45 PM |
ComputerGuy (IN)Sensitive 5052 Posts user info edit post |
I called one up to see if I could get a date to a movie. She was offended by it, and I said you shouldn't be, you're too ugly to fuck I figured you know to shut the fuck up during a movie. 8/4/2013 11:09:38 PM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27743 Posts user info edit post |
stick my penis in her vagina, non sexually. 8/4/2013 11:13:08 PM |
OopsPowSrprs All American 8383 Posts user info edit post |
Fuck her with a condom 8/4/2013 11:14:35 PM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
kag party 8/4/2013 11:17:02 PM |
Kickstand All American 11539 Posts user info edit post |
Solicit advice for all my problems 8/5/2013 12:37:06 AM |
Jrb599 All American 8846 Posts user info edit post |
clean my house 8/6/2013 7:46:54 AM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
ask her how her day was 8/6/2013 7:53:56 AM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
Trade her in for another escort to do sexual things.] 8/6/2013 8:41:57 AM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
Taker her to the fair on can day. 8/6/2013 8:49:13 AM |
parsonsb All American 13206 Posts user info edit post |
come home and watch The Three Stooges with me
[Edited on August 6, 2013 at 8:58 AM. Reason : .] 8/6/2013 8:57:51 AM |
Jeepxj420 All American 6755 Posts user info edit post |
Have her play Rummy with me 8/6/2013 11:40:58 AM |
bassjunkie All American 3093 Posts user info edit post |
bring a hooker to work day
maybe play a game of catch 8/6/2013 11:42:02 AM |
emory All American 1000 Posts user info edit post |
Offer to pay her an amount greater than $1,500 to spend some time with a UNC athlete while making certain that her services were not also available to non-athletes. Also, I will need a reciept. 8/6/2013 11:49:42 AM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
Stick non sexual objects in her sexual spots 8/6/2013 6:26:52 PM |
Byrn Stuff backpacker 19058 Posts user info edit post |
Have her fold laundry because fuck that 8/6/2013 6:59:52 PM |
3 of 11 All American 6276 Posts user info edit post |
Not pay her. 8/6/2013 8:48:13 PM |
Vulcan91 All American 13893 Posts user info edit post |
Settlers of Catan 8/6/2013 9:06:54 PM |
crazy_carl All American 4073 Posts user info edit post |
clean my house or maybe yard work
and then make her go ass to ass 8/6/2013 9:23:08 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
Slumber party!
But I love the folding laundry idea. 8/6/2013 9:31:53 PM |
Wolfmarsh What? 5975 Posts user info edit post |
Have her scratch my back for like 2 hours. 8/6/2013 9:36:40 PM |