dbhawley All American 3339 Posts user info edit post |
http://howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
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[Edited on September 13, 2013 at 6:13 PM. Reason : ] 9/13/2013 6:12:48 PM |
Mtan Man214 All American 2638 Posts user info edit post |
25. I have no moral issue with eye gouging a kid and then slinging him around like a broadsword to destroy others. Plus I'm tall. 9/13/2013 6:17:43 PM |
ndmetcal All American 9012 Posts user info edit post |
Hundreds. I mean most 5 year olds cry when they fall down, so just think about if they take a right hook to the face
There would be a trail of devastation & tears in my wake 9/13/2013 6:19:41 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
30 9/13/2013 6:20:10 PM |
dbhawley All American 3339 Posts user info edit post |
Details:
Quote : | "This short survey will tell you approximately how many five year old children you could fight at once. Results are based on physical prowess, training, swarm-combatting experience, and the flexibility of your moral compass. Here are the ground rules:
You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court There are no weapons or foreign objects Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin) The children are merciless and will show no fear If a child is knocked unconscious, he is "out." The same goes for you." |
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Dynasty2004 Bawls 5845 Posts user info edit post |
29 9/13/2013 6:28:27 PM |
crazy_carl All American 4073 Posts user info edit post |
31 9/13/2013 6:59:33 PM |
Byrn Stuff backpacker 19058 Posts user info edit post |
All of them 9/13/2013 7:02:50 PM |
begonias warning: not serious 19578 Posts user info edit post |
31
[Edited on September 13, 2013 at 7:07 PM. Reason : tall and athletic with no morals] 9/13/2013 7:05:47 PM |
Førte All American 23525 Posts user info edit post |
35 9/13/2013 7:06:13 PM |
StingrayRush All American 14628 Posts user info edit post |
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JP All American 16807 Posts user info edit post |
28 9/13/2013 7:16:39 PM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
30 9/13/2013 7:31:33 PM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27743 Posts user info edit post |
32
but I could only take 31 90 year olds. 9/13/2013 7:35:53 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148231 Posts user info edit post |
Apparently 39 is the max (I filled it out as a freakishly tall body builder martial arts expert with no morals)
and lol if you're a short overweight pacifist child you can take only one 5-yearold in a fight
[Edited on September 13, 2013 at 7:40 PM. Reason : .] 9/13/2013 7:38:33 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42535 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.howmany90yearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
I got 20 5-year-olds, but 25 90-year-olds with the same answers.
Is it easier to fight the average 90 yo than a 5 yo?
Ndmetcal has the correct answer. 9/13/2013 7:59:03 PM |
smoothcrim Universal Magnetic! 18958 Posts user info edit post |
all of em
[Edited on September 13, 2013 at 9:38 PM. Reason : dead.] 9/13/2013 9:36:40 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114219 Posts user info edit post |
bout tree fiddy 9/13/2013 9:38:39 PM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
This shit lead me to a dating site 9/13/2013 9:54:40 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
No more than two thai kids 9/14/2013 7:29:04 PM |
hey now Indianapolis Jones 14975 Posts user info edit post |
I've got the strangest boner right now. 9/14/2013 8:04:25 PM |
Fermat All American 47007 Posts user info edit post |
i know a 90 yr old man that could whip the piss out of most of you, me included
dude has hands like channel locks
[Edited on September 14, 2013 at 10:48 PM. Reason : a] 9/14/2013 10:48:34 PM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
78 without weapons, 184 with. (from experience) 9/15/2013 1:17:11 AM |
JBaz All American 16764 Posts user info edit post |
haha on the dating site...
"so... how many kids do you want?... me to fight?" 9/15/2013 2:04:20 AM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
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[Edited on September 15, 2013 at 7:48 AM. Reason : .] 9/15/2013 7:48:02 AM |