lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
After all, only children whose parents can afford an education deserve one, while we need the plebs to become obedient workers and consumers (school propaganda) and sources of our amusement (school athletics).
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Bullet All American 28414 Posts user info edit post |
you didn't play sports, did you? 10/9/2013 12:36:02 PM |
lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
of course
I was never strong enough
and I was scared of getting myself hurt 10/9/2013 12:38:29 PM |
Bullet All American 28414 Posts user info edit post |
sorry, i thought this was the other thread 10/9/2013 12:45:47 PM |
marko Tom Joad 72828 Posts user info edit post |
Wagstaff's Office
We now take you to Wagstaff's office at Huxley College.
Wagstaff is holding a conference with two professors.
Wagstaff: (Cracking walnuts with the telephone.) And I say to you gentlemen, this college is a failure. The trouble is, we're neglecting football for education.
Both professors: Exactly. The professor is right.
Wagstaff: Oh, I'm right am I? Well, I'm not right. I'm wrong. I just said that to test you. Now I know where I'm at. I'm dealing with a couple of snakes. What I meant to say was that there's too much football and not enough education.
Both professors: That's what I think.
Wagstaff: Oh, you do, do you? Well you're wrong again! If there was a snake here, I'd apologize. Where would this college be without football? Have we got a stadium?
Professor One: Yes.
Wagstaff: Have we got a college?
Professor One: Yes.
Wagstaff: Well, we can't support both. Tomorrow we start tearing down the college.
Both professors: But professor! Where will the students sleep?
Wagstaff: Where they always sleep. In the classroom.10/9/2013 3:03:21 PM |
eleusis All American 24527 Posts user info edit post |
Academics were removed from public schools years ago. 10/10/2013 10:21:30 AM |
lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
what got removed was the cultural value toward education among the populace
the academics are still hanging on if you dig hard enough 10/10/2013 1:53:26 PM |