How large is your wet spot? A quarter, a slice of bologna, a large pizza?

Where is it located? His side, her side, the middle, the floor?

How do you deal with it? Lay in your cold wet shame, throw a towel over it, call Rover over, change the sheets?

Inquiring minds want to know.

12/10/2013 12:20:33 AM

12/10/2013 12:22:50 AM

lol what

12/10/2013 12:24:37 AM

I must be doing it wrong. Never had a wet spot

12/10/2013 12:29:39 AM

We always have a wet spot. Semen drips or oozes and makes it onto the sheets.

I squirt so usually I have a spot that's the size of a medium pizza to deal with. It's on my side. So I clean up as best i can and throw a folded towel over it so I can sleep.

12/10/2013 12:34:12 AM

^^OMG, DD

12/10/2013 12:37:29 AM

Never...had...a wet spot?

How?

12/10/2013 12:40:24 AM

I've never had a wet spot either...this whole "wet spot" concept is totally foreign to me, in fact

on the (very) rare occasions when I've had a girlfriend, she puts in her diaphragm, I come in her, and that's that. no wet spot.

but now I feel really deprived

12/10/2013 12:43:46 AM

ibherface

12/10/2013 12:45:06 AM

diaphragms don't prevent wet spots

they're not absorbent

wtf

12/10/2013 12:46:50 AM

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"on the (very) rare occasions when I've had a girlfriend, she puts in her diaphragm"

So wait, you've had multiple girlfriends and they all used a diaphragm?

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"I come in her, and that's that. no wet spot. "

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"diaphragms don't prevent wet spots they're not absorbent wtf"

12/10/2013 12:48:21 AM

^^
I know they're not absorbent, but I sort of subconsciously figured that the outer region of her vagina would absorb the jizz, like the ground absorbs rainwater

anyway, never seen a wet spot

^ I've had not very many girlfriends at all, but they were all either on the pill or using diaphragms. or I'd just wear a condom. the diaphragm bit was mostly from my most recent relationship.

this probably all sounds like nonsense to more experienced persons. meh

12/10/2013 12:53:08 AM

yes, your girlfriends vagina is not a rain garden.

12/10/2013 12:55:18 AM

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"this probably all sounds like nonsense to more experienced persons"

Quote :

"the outer region of her vagina would absorb the jizz"

Quote :

"the outer region of her vagina would absorb the jizz"

Quote :

"the outer region of her vagina would absorb the jizz"

12/10/2013 12:58:53 AM

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" subconsciously figured"

my subconscious is not always logical. and I've never had occasion to think the matter through before now. if I'd thought about it, I'd have figured out that jizz would have to go somewhere. but oh well, no harm done.

12/10/2013 1:01:25 AM

I've seen plenty of wet spots, but I've never seen a diaphragm.

I would also never trust one by itself to prevent pregnancy.


Wet spots can happen even when you wear a condom, too. It's not just semen that didn't get soaked up like rainwater.

[Edited on December 10, 2013 at 1:10 AM. Reason : but then again, i don't trust anything but an IUD nowadays]

12/10/2013 1:04:33 AM

lol, this is great, and i do hope you will continue because your subconscious is hilarious.

maybe the vagina is massive and absorbed the jizz through sheer surface area?

or maybe copious amounts of pubic hair "absorbed" it?

or maybe it slid down into her butthole and made a turdbaby?

12/10/2013 1:05:49 AM

No wonder you people have so many babies

12/10/2013 1:45:14 AM

This thread entertained me

12/10/2013 6:33:09 AM

I would love to know how one has sex without the wet spot, so that I do not have to sleep in it. Even if I do crazy gymnastics to keep the semen from sliding out before I try to get out of the bed, I end up with a wet spot.

The vagina as a garden is comic gold. And who on earth uses a diaphragm now adays?

12/10/2013 6:37:00 AM

Never had a wet spot cept when I told the girl I was going down on me, so she refused to take a hot fresh load of baby batter in her mouth in the moments prior to engaging in coitus.

12/10/2013 6:43:16 AM

I had a girlfriend once who used to waddle from the bed to the bathroom after fucking, and then hover over the toilet bow-legged until all the baby batter dripped out.

Generally though, I've never paid attention.... but never rolled over into anything wet, so I dunno.

12/10/2013 6:55:31 AM

why don't you put the towel down and then have sex, and then remove the towel before bed?

12/10/2013 7:13:58 AM

I'm sure a lot of people do that if they're thinking that far into the future, or they're fucking a girl on the rag -- but most of the time, it's not really planned so much as to exactly when... especially when you're living with someone and spend lots of time in bed together when you're not fucking, and sex just kinda happens. And at that point, who wants to go find a towel? Gotta wash the sheets anyways!

[Edited on December 10, 2013 at 7:16 AM. Reason : lol]

12/10/2013 7:15:44 AM

Fuck a wet spot. Maybe I've just picked "those types of girls"...but most put up a decent effort in order to not let my spunk get all over the sheets. I also contribute in this effort. I've had these types of girls:

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"I had a girlfriend once who used to waddle from the bed to the bathroom after fucking, and then hover over the toilet bow-legged until all the baby batter dripped out."

I've had the ones that can hold it in and then tell me to throw them a towel/t-shirt/whatever.

I've also had the ones that will ask me to keep my dick in while their hands scramble to find something to put underneath their lady faucet.

And personally, I always go to the bathroom afterwards to have a good piss and make sure my tank is all empty and dripless. There might be a drip or two after that, but nothing significant enough to cause a wet spot.

Also...I've never dated a significant squirter. So there's that.

I've had some messy one-night stands, but in general, fuck a wet spot.



[Edited on December 10, 2013 at 7:27 AM. Reason : .]

12/10/2013 7:24:55 AM

Does your husband blow porn star loads? That's the only way I can understand always having a wet spot. Unless you squirt every time. In which case I don't know whether to say "congratulations" or "I'm sorry."

12/10/2013 7:31:53 AM

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"I've had the ones that can hold it in and then tell me to throw them a towel/t-shirt/whatever. "

God, that sounds so much classier. I used to really scrape the bottom of the barrel.

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"Does your husband blow porn star loads?"

Yes, my husband throws mad rope. He DROPS FUCKIN LOADS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE6y2ZH7F98

12/10/2013 7:35:32 AM

Lol. I waddle sometimes or my husband throws me a towel. We still end up with small wet spot. Used to always be on my side until I complained. Now it varies. Also, I prefer morning sex so most of the time we just throw the sheets back and let it dry, or if it is Sunday we change the sheets.

12/10/2013 7:45:47 AM

No monster loads and I only squirt half the time. Those are the large wet spots, but there's always some sort of spot.

12/10/2013 7:52:40 AM

Even though I generally try to make it (or... waddle, I suppose, I like that better) to the bathroom and clean up, there's still a decent sized spot. It's usually in the middle of the bed though iirc, and towels make for lovely bedspreads when it's not.

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"Also, I prefer morning sex so most of the time we just throw the sheets back and let it dry, or if it is Sunday we change the sheets."

That was what I was gonna say as well - easy enough to just throw the sheets in the wash and call it good.

For the girls that need lube, is there still a wet spot? This is something I've always been curious about and never had a time to ask...

12/10/2013 8:39:00 AM

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"I've had the ones that can hold it in and then tell me to throw them a towel/t-shirt/whatever. I've also had the ones that will ask me to keep my dick in while their hands scramble to find something to put underneath their lady faucet. And personally, I always go to the bathroom afterwards to have a good piss and make sure my tank is all empty and dripless. There might be a drip or two after that, but nothing significant enough to cause a wet spot."

These hold true for me too.

I did date one squirter a while back, but I can't remember ever having sex with her in bed right before we went to sleep. There was this one time out on the balcony though...

12/10/2013 8:44:25 AM

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"Semen drips or oozes and makes it onto the sheets."

Why don't you go and wash yourself in the toilet, like most people do? Is that so difficult? I guess it is easier to just stay unclean and soil the sheets up also, but then you have the added burden of doing the sheets all the time when they don't necessarily need to be done, wasting time, energy, and water, thus causing more destruction to the earth's environment. Next time I see a UN debate on global warming and the environment, I will think of you!

12/10/2013 8:51:31 AM

i have never had this issue but i'm not going to go into detail

i don't need to know this much about you people

i think bottombaby's posts have grossed me out more than anyone else

[Edited on December 10, 2013 at 8:55 AM. Reason : .]

12/10/2013 8:52:31 AM

It happens before you get up to wash. Sexual fluids seep from the girl's vagina down onto the bed. I guess those who haven't experienced it a. Haven't gotten a girl wet or b. Haven't blown a load without a condom.

12/10/2013 9:22:33 AM

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"why don't you put the towel down and then have sex, and then remove the towel before bed?"

Or try to do it more on her side of the bed so if anyone has to sleep in it it's her.

12/10/2013 9:28:28 AM

Putting a towel down requires planning. The wet spot has become a bigger issue now that I'm older. Maybe it's hormonal changes.

12/10/2013 9:31:37 AM

no planning, just leave one by the bed

12/10/2013 9:42:41 AM

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"Next time I see a UN debate on global warming and the environment, I will think of you!"

you should think of al gore and all the money he's making off that bullshit.

yeah, i'm a global warming denier.

12/10/2013 9:59:26 AM

you should get these
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12/10/2013 10:02:08 AM

OEP spends an awful lot of time over the toilet / washing himself in it.

12/10/2013 10:10:27 AM

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12/10/2013 10:16:34 AM

I know what bottombaby is talking about, but I am not going to talk about it on the internet

12/10/2013 10:19:49 AM

Yeah this has never been an issue really, just grab a towel, a shirt, a pillow case, really anything other than getting it all over the bedsheets...

12/10/2013 10:22:47 AM

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"It happens before you get up to wash. Sexual fluids seep from the girl's vagina down onto the bed. I guess those who haven't experienced it a. Haven't gotten a girl wet or b. Haven't blown a load without a condom."

Most normal homes have a tissue box on the bed side table. You bunch up a couple of tissues (or 10 if you have a pornstar husband) and put them between your legs. I had to get a phd in neuroastropsychobiochemistry to learn that.

12/10/2013 10:46:39 AM

Why don't you people just fuck on top of the comforter/blanket?

12/10/2013 10:55:34 AM

Thread is worthless with out pics

12/10/2013 12:16:40 PM

how do you finger bang your cum

12/10/2013 12:19:02 PM

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"Putting a towel down requires planning."

OMG I have to go 20' to the hall closet/bathroom. HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEE!!!!!??????

Seriously though, I don't see how this can be an issue for anyone who halfway has their shit together. If you can take birth control or put on a condom grabbing a towel should be a non-issue. And if you can't...

Besides, we all know you're just going to tell the dude to grab it anyway. After all the hoops we typically have to jump through to get to that point we're not going to just give up because we have to go 20' to the bathroom and grab a towel.

[Edited on December 10, 2013 at 12:20 PM. Reason : l]

12/10/2013 12:19:45 PM

Wow. You folks will talk in depth about taking a shit, but spooge is too much for you guys?

TWW, I am disappoint.

12/10/2013 12:57:29 PM

that's because poop is funny and cum stained sheets are not

especially when you call it a wet spot

[Edited on December 10, 2013 at 1:09 PM. Reason : .]

12/10/2013 1:08:39 PM