What do you do with your other hand while you're taking a piss?

Don't have a free hand because it takes two to hold on to The Beast?

Put it on your hip? Seems a bit too sassy for me.

Let it hang down? Its in the splatter zone now

In front of you, bracing yourself against the wall? Shit's gross, son.

Behind your back? Too humble.

What do you do?

12/12/2013 2:05:09 PM

You don't sit down to take a piss?

Hold my beer.

[Edited on December 12, 2013 at 2:06 PM. Reason : ]

12/12/2013 2:05:34 PM

Cross my heart, like im pledging allegiance

12/12/2013 2:08:19 PM

Write poetry

12/12/2013 2:08:47 PM

you are fucking weird.

obsessed with wangs, pissing, and shitting.

and you call me a weirdo.

every other thread you make is about bodily fluids, genitals, dicks, or hitting on twwers.

[Edited on December 12, 2013 at 2:13 PM. Reason : ibtsynapsecominginwhiteknightingemce]

12/12/2013 2:11:26 PM

when at a urinal, i put it on the wall over my head, and lean over the urinal so i don't throw-out my back

12/12/2013 2:13:19 PM

yep, i'm a wall bracer. If i'm going to wash my hands afterwards then what's the big deal?

12/12/2013 2:28:38 PM

slowly rub my left nipple. makes me pee faster

12/12/2013 2:30:16 PM

12/12/2013 2:34:38 PM

the other one is giving a peace sign

12/12/2013 2:36:04 PM

12/12/2013 2:38:29 PM

ladies, don't feel left out.

12/12/2013 2:40:13 PM

[Edited on December 12, 2013 at 2:41 PM. Reason : ]

12/12/2013 2:41:18 PM

12/12/2013 2:41:19 PM

Quote :

"the other one is giving a peace sign"

good one. or playing a piano.

12/12/2013 2:42:05 PM

Don't lie. I know you people all pull this move

12/12/2013 2:42:23 PM

12/12/2013 2:44:48 PM

^^

I'm that guy.

12/12/2013 2:46:24 PM

you mean "ethnic"

[Edited on December 12, 2013 at 2:48 PM. Reason : ]

12/12/2013 2:47:42 PM

^^ I did that like a half hour ago. I always put it away if someone comes in the bathroom though.

12/12/2013 2:57:16 PM

post on TWW FB, duh.

12/12/2013 3:04:54 PM

^^ hah

^ if i'm in a public urinal i never pull out the phone, but at home i tend to.

12/12/2013 3:08:41 PM

my other arm is all like

12/12/2013 3:20:55 PM

I should start putting my arm around the shoulder of the guy standing next to me

12/12/2013 3:27:16 PM

prostate examination

12/12/2013 4:39:04 PM

12/12/2013 4:55:08 PM

i am usually using a technique called "rack focus" to film other gentlemen pissing in the PNC arena

kind of sounds like penis arena which is why i like to lurk the mens room

12/12/2013 5:22:59 PM

i actually dont know

12/12/2013 6:35:38 PM

^^"Pee 'n See" arena

12/12/2013 6:48:09 PM

My junk is way too small, so I'm probably holding back my shirt or pants tight so it can sneak its head out and not dribble down my jeans

12/12/2013 7:39:45 PM

^ Don't pee on your pubes.

12/12/2013 7:45:40 PM