The next Nerd-Vana Burlesque and Variety Show is themed for THE INTERNET.



http://nerd-vana.com/
https://www.facebook.com/events/423744767729295/?ref_newsfeed_story_type=regular

So far, a little bird told me there might be a Grumpy Cat, a Slenderman, and a Hamster Dance...

AND SO MUCH MORE.

Stats:
Legends Raleigh
9pm
Thursday, 27 Feb
$5 ticket
Ages 18+
Tipping encouraged but not required
Bar is cash-only, ATM on premises
Some acts involve partial nudity
PM or reply to thread if you have questions

We might accept tips in crypto-currency.

2/7/2014 6:32:27 PM

That poster is cringe-worthy.

2/7/2014 8:22:15 PM

That's kind of the point--so is the internet!!

Also, one time I turned in a resignation letter in comic sans.

2/7/2014 9:25:14 PM

As big of nerd as I thought I was, I've never seen or held a 20-sided die and never played tabletop DnD.

Am I a failure?

2/7/2014 9:49:20 PM

Naw, nerd-dom is big enough for lots of nerd sub-species. You can't be in every fandom because we now inhabit a rich and accessible nerd ecosystem.

2/7/2014 9:54:51 PM

cringe worthy poster
vomit worthy site

2/9/2014 3:25:08 PM

the key to all of this is the four-way air hockey table at legends

2/9/2014 4:39:34 PM

what in the ever loving fuck, did you guys watch the video on that page?

2/9/2014 5:42:14 PM

We have a good time and that's the best part!

2/9/2014 7:17:46 PM

more like mammaries.

Should be there again. It's always a blast and the prizes are pretty cool AND there's four-player air hockey as vinylbandit said

2/10/2014 7:39:52 AM

I'm donating a hand-knit willie warmer in Green Latern colors as a prize.

2/10/2014 11:23:57 AM

I must have this.

2/10/2014 11:31:19 AM

someone make friends with me and go with so i'm not the super weirdo that shows up alone

2/24/2014 10:16:27 PM

Bump bump bump!

I'll be doing a meme sing-a-long and showing off my limited edition copper dogecoin.

Here's the performer list:

JezeBelle Bordeaux
Ashe.S
Claudia Vainglory
Vicious Jane
Metricula
Gatita
Memphis Muerte
Ruby Redd
Captain Stretch Fantastic
Enzayer

2/26/2014 8:53:41 AM

I made this hand-knit boner cozy and it's one of the prizes YOU can win!



[Edited on February 26, 2014 at 9:18 PM. Reason : Don't look at my messy coffee table. Our basement flooded so stuff is everywhere]

2/26/2014 9:18:13 PM

obligatory "too small for my dong" post

2/27/2014 12:41:00 AM

Hey, is this still going on?

2/28/2014 3:24:15 AM

Had a great time. Also have had Leekspin stuck in my head.

2/28/2014 8:10:23 AM

<3 Thanks for coming out!!

3/1/2014 10:51:31 PM

Did anyone other than Byrn Stuff and myself go?

[Edited on March 3, 2014 at 1:55 PM. Reason : ]

3/3/2014 1:55:29 PM

You should say hi next time. I'm the only black dude with locks

3/3/2014 3:34:23 PM

If I had known anyone was there, I would have

Hopefully I'll go again - I'll keep an eye out

3/3/2014 7:38:29 PM

We should exchange pics beforehand

3/5/2014 7:16:45 PM

Wait. There were naked chicks at legends?

3/5/2014 7:45:39 PM