BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
I can you know, do songs and shit. 6/10/2014 12:49:01 PM |
DeltaBeta All American 9417 Posts user info edit post |
Yes yes I would. And I would fellate you every day. 6/10/2014 12:51:43 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
We want updates on your crazy ass wife 6/10/2014 12:52:36 PM |
slappy1 All American 2303 Posts user info edit post |
I was kinda turned off to the idea of you after you made that thread detailing your awful marriage/separation, and then kept turning the convo to encouraging people to listen to your music.
it was like a poor-mans viral marketing campaign 6/10/2014 12:53:49 PM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
well, huh... I guess you have a point. 6/10/2014 12:54:29 PM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
But in reality it was the loss of the banjo that motivated me to do it all.
[Edited on June 10, 2014 at 12:55 PM. Reason : music and such, as I am also a bit lazy when it comes to the internets] 6/10/2014 12:55:03 PM |
DeltaBeta All American 9417 Posts user info edit post |
That bitch took his banjo?!?!?! 6/10/2014 12:57:00 PM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
long story bro
Let's talk about my prospects here. 6/10/2014 12:57:42 PM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
What about me?
I'm pretty good at laughing at jokes. That's my main skill. But I'm also good at acting incredulous for "amazing" stories.
So that's two things, guys. I can do two things. 6/10/2014 12:58:09 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
Now, he's just Man 6/10/2014 12:58:12 PM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
^^ Sounds good. I am pretty good at pretending to listen. It is the whole having a convo thing that gets me in trouble.
IDK, why in the fuck did I make this thread.
Sometimes, and I think everybody will agree here, I am just full retard.
[Edited on June 10, 2014 at 1:00 PM. Reason : d] 6/10/2014 1:00:16 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
goddammit I got dibs on Bridget 6/10/2014 1:06:47 PM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
go for it
I think that I have met her once. She is cool. Definitely a hottie 6/10/2014 1:07:19 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
is she? score. 6/10/2014 1:16:34 PM |
Bullet All American 28265 Posts user info edit post |
tell us more about the land of the no-jews 6/10/2014 1:22:55 PM |
JayMCnasty All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "/We want updates on your crazy ass wife" |
[Edited on June 10, 2014 at 3:13 PM. Reason : /]6/10/2014 3:12:33 PM |
Førte All American 23525 Posts user info edit post |
I, too, enjoy hearing made up stories 6/10/2014 3:15:12 PM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
I don't understand what part of it you think is made up 6/10/2014 4:01:31 PM |
Førte All American 23525 Posts user info edit post |
maybe, the whole fucking thing 6/10/2014 4:06:45 PM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
Dude, I am not a fuckin writer. I'm a songwriter...big difference bro.
I would jerk my self 'till eternity if I could write something as crazy and as detailed as that shit. 6/10/2014 4:18:04 PM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
This is bullshit. You can't ignore someone's wing invite and then call dibs on them.
It's not right! 6/10/2014 7:46:45 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148227 Posts user info edit post |
Bridget is very hot, but she has an unhealthy obsession with golden retrievers 6/10/2014 8:23:33 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
golden retrievers are pretty awesome though 6/10/2014 8:43:04 PM |
bronco All American 3942 Posts user info edit post |
I would take you on the most bromantic mandate BanjoMan 6/10/2014 8:56:34 PM |
PaulISdead All American 8709 Posts user info edit post |
I'd date me
6/10/2014 9:18:55 PM |
begonias warning: not serious 19578 Posts user info edit post |
no.
6/10/2014 9:59:53 PM |
stevedude hello 4763 Posts user info edit post |
sawahash? 6/10/2014 11:48:22 PM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I would take you on the most bromantic mandate BanjoMan" |
A long night of drinking... going to a show... doing some tincture... ANYTHING could happen6/11/2014 12:52:48 AM |
lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
I'm with slappy1
I mean I had no idea you were that obsessed with your banjo 6/11/2014 2:40:47 AM |
BanjoMan All American 9609 Posts user info edit post |
not an obsession. It's a craft. 6/11/2014 2:52:32 AM |