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"--- Associated Press Jacoby Brissett is a man amongst boys. Schoolchildren, if you will. After a full year against Division I competition he is on pace to become an ACC legend. After thoroughly beating UNC by simply running the ball for a first down on every single third down the Pack faced an idea came to his coaches. "Next season we should just let Jacoby run for more first downs", a giddy Dave Doeren exclaimed. When asked about the feasibility of the accomplishment Brissett spoke confidently, "When I'm on the field I look to score because I know no matter how well our defense plays we can't win games without putting points on the board. That's just basic math, nothing hard like MA 107." Coach Dave Doeren spoke very highly of Jacoby's season surge as well. "We don't really like to define Brisset's position. To do that would really limit how we utilize him. Sometimes we don't even call plays when we're on offense. We just tell the other ten guys not to jump offsides and tell Jacoby 'Hey, go get a first down. Or 'Hey Jacoby, do your thing. If it's a passing play just forget about the wideouts and run for the first down instead." The real question is whether Brissett will stay focused on just football. Just this past week Gallup.com reported that Brisset was making headway in the student body president polls. His emerging support is coming from the coveted 18-22 yr old single white female demographic. Other parts of the country are starting to take notice. Brissett has had to table offers to help move large oak trees off damaged homes in Ferguson, MO due to NCAA rules involving his collegiate eligibility. Who knows where his career is headed but Brissett summed up his future best when he said "I'm just enjoying the ride. No homo." ""

[Edited on November 29, 2014 at 4:31 PM. Reason : oooh kill em]

11/29/2014 4:29:31 PM

i'm not reading anything til he changes his name to brisket

11/29/2014 4:30:48 PM

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"That's just basic math, nothing hard like MA 107"

11/29/2014 4:32:45 PM

coveted 18-22 yr old single white female demographic

11/29/2014 4:34:47 PM