Preseason game tonight vs. the Yankees in Clearwater

3/3/2015 8:46:57 PM

Bleacher Report has them ranked #29. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

.Braves 23, Mets 16, Marlins 6, Nationals 3. I think the Marlins should be lower but otherwise agree.

[Edited on March 3, 2015 at 9:42 PM. Reason : -]

3/3/2015 9:40:36 PM

The Marlins are legit assuming they stay healthy. Possibly the second most dominant arm in the game with Fernandez plus great speed, defense, and the best power hitter in baseball. The Royals made the world series with a similar team without a guy like Staton or a #1 like Fernandez. Biggest issue for the Marlins will be getting past the Nats.

Oh yeah and the Phillies will suck more dick than a Veitnamese hooker.



[Edited on March 3, 2015 at 10:01 PM. Reason : braves suck]

3/3/2015 10:00:19 PM

thought this was funny

http://www.reddit.com/r/phillies/comments/30tf04/what_is_your_2015_phillies_slogan/

4/1/2015 2:48:42 PM

nice walk off double tonight.

4/11/2015 11:30:01 PM

Please let a video of this surface:

http://thecoggintoboggan.com/2015/05/06/sam-hinkie-escorted-out-of-the-lenny-dykstra-and-mitch-williams-roast/

Quote :

"Lenny Dykstra – Lenny, how are you tonight? May I call you Nails? Nails, as we all know, did not have a very successful business career after his playing days were over. Somehow his business career was worse than Leslie Guidel’s, and she killed five kids with hers. Nails, I just want you to know the wrong Phillies got cancer. How did Darren Daulton and Curt Schilling get cancer and you didn’t? You chewed your weight in tobacco over a decades long career! I would give anything to see you up here tonight with no jaw, drooling into a dip cup. I’m betting the thousands of people you swindled out of money over the years from your “investment” strategies were hoping to see you like that tonight too. Good god, you roided up monkey. If I had never hard you speak before tonight I would swear you had just come out of a two-year coma. I think everyone here tonight is praying you’ll drink too much and drive off the Ben Franklin Bridge. Mitch Williams – Mitch, Mitchy poo, how are you tonight? Do you really think the people in this city have forgiven you for the 93 World Series? I trade waste of space Evan Turner and some inbred moron from Fishtown hurled a bottle of Wild Turkey at my head the day after, do you think single-handedly costing the most beloved team in the history of the Phillies a World Series victory will just be forgotten? You’re not even a nice guy! We all saw the video on Deadspin where you were screaming at those Little League kids. You are the WORST. Expect someone to place a car bomb in your Pontiac Fiesta later tonight."

That made this look tame:

5/7/2015 12:22:22 PM

rekt?

that shit was brutal - not sure how he thought that was humorous or if he just wanted to tear into people for real.

5/7/2015 2:38:53 PM

He's probably watched too many Comedy Central roasts where comedians hold zero back.

I don't think they were expecting this particular roast to get that bad.

5/7/2015 3:06:01 PM

If any kids watched that they might give up on their dreams of becoming a big league baseball player

[Edited on May 7, 2015 at 6:34 PM. Reason : .]

5/7/2015 6:34:07 PM

^^^^ you realize that transcript was fake, right?

5/7/2015 9:02:50 PM

nonsense, that site is legit

http://thecoggintoboggan.com/2015/05/06/lesean-mccoy-chip-kelly-made-black-players-pick-weeds-out-of-field-before-practice/

5/7/2015 10:30:11 PM

^^ Obviously I did not.

5/8/2015 7:48:59 AM

Sandberg steps down.

Quote :

""I do not like to lose. I hate to lose," Sandberg said. "I think that's the biggest thing that weighed on me.""

Amaro has ruined this team. I really hope he gets the can soon.

6/26/2015 4:06:10 PM

Once McPhail takes over as president, Amaro is gone. I think McPhail is a terrible hire too as he his success came in the late 80s, early 90s, but anything is better than the current regime. Phils need to trade everyone and be the Astros over the past 5 years for the next 5 years.

6/27/2015 6:33:43 AM

http://www.sportingnews.com/mlb/story/2015-06-29/andy-macphail-phillies-president-trade-rumors-cole-hamels

6/29/2015 4:16:44 PM

Hamels to Texas, Papelbon to Washington, and Revere to Toronto.

Quote :

"Phillies payroll commitment goes from being $147 million in 2015 to $66 million in 2016 And Ryan Howard is nearly half of it at $25M. Cliff Lee is $12M (buyout). Matt Harrison is $13M and Chooch is $8.5. Utley is owed $2M (buyout) and Miguel Alfredo Gonzalez is $4.667. Everyone else is either a free agent, arbitration eligible or on their minor league deal. And 2017 commitments are $23M."

-/u/thesubversive

With these moves and what is more than likely a new GM, we are taking the right steps.

7/31/2015 3:57:42 PM

Ruben Amaro Junior out as GM!

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/13623651/philadelphia-phillies-dismiss-general-manager-ruben-amaro-jr

GNSP

9/10/2015 3:41:58 PM