BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
do I take it out back and put a bullet in it now?
4/10/2015 8:22:35 AM |
afripino All American 11375 Posts user info edit post |
step up yo shoe game!
4/10/2015 10:08:43 AM |
synapse play so hard 60929 Posts user info edit post |
yeah pumps will do that
[Edited on April 10, 2015 at 10:10 AM. Reason : (according to saps)] 4/10/2015 10:10:07 AM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
Jordans or die
4/10/2015 10:11:12 AM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
Just take it back. it only gets worse, and you will get more self-conscious about it.
who's coming down the hall? oh, its bigman...that dude with the squeaky shoe. its like he steps on a chipmunk when he walks. motherfucker can't sneak up on no damn body. worst ninja ever. 4/10/2015 10:12:08 AM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
oh shit, the chipmunk! I forgot that was in there 4/10/2015 1:53:15 PM |
Bullet All American 28263 Posts user info edit post |
I had a pair of shoes that squeaked like a fart every time i turned my foot a certain way. Pretty embarrassing. 4/10/2015 2:19:56 PM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
is it a quality shoe? if so, take it to a cobbler. 4/10/2015 2:27:21 PM |
jprince11 All American 14181 Posts user info edit post |
my last pair of shoes did this; I actually kind of enjoyed the effect even though many people did comment on it 4/10/2015 2:29:53 PM |
stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
Every time your shoe squeaks, fart.
That way you can blame the embarrassing squeaking noise on a fart instead and avoid any humiliation. 4/10/2015 4:55:26 PM |
acraw All American 9257 Posts user info edit post |
would you?
4/10/2015 5:17:15 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
fixed it
remove the insole, sprinkle baby powder liberally inside shoe, return insole, profit
[Edited on June 10, 2015 at 11:53 AM. Reason : it's a brand new day] 6/10/2015 11:53:33 AM |