JayMCnasty All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
Last night I had my first wet dream. 30 years old and it finally happened. The dream was fucking awesome too 5/6/2015 3:59:12 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
congrats on puberty, dawg
welcome to the new, hairier, smellier you 5/6/2015 4:12:48 PM |
afripino All American 11375 Posts user info edit post |
Solved rubiks cube 5/6/2015 9:30:53 PM |
yuffie_chan All American 4898 Posts user info edit post |
Took a selfie with an ostrich yesterday. I didn't know that was on my bucket list, but... 5/6/2015 11:26:21 PM |
Turnip All American 5426 Posts user info edit post |
Took a selfie with yuffie_chan yesterday. Next on the list is "Fly." 5/6/2015 11:45:16 PM |
JayMCnasty All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
Next on my list is to pay my taxes. Always wanted to do that 5/7/2015 9:52:08 AM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
two girls at the same time 5/7/2015 10:14:09 AM |
dtownral Suspended 26632 Posts user info edit post |
two girls at the same time
never settle for a fat chick 5/7/2015 10:26:49 AM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27740 Posts user info edit post |
be a dick on the internet. check. 5/7/2015 12:05:21 PM |
beatsunc All American 10740 Posts user info edit post |
live in a van down by the river 5/7/2015 12:19:26 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
Eat a sandwich while taking a shit
Feels weird man... 5/7/2015 12:35:59 PM |
JayMCnasty All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
sounds awesome, but only if my bitch makes it for me 5/7/2015 12:46:44 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42535 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Took a selfie with an ostrich yesterday. I didn't know that was on my bucket list, but..." |
LOL, that reminds me of the time I took a picture of the back of an ostrich's throat...
...I was taking a close-up of an ostrich's head and the it snapped really fast and tried to bite the camera. I ended up pressing the pic button at the exact time the ostrich's mouth was around the protruding camera lens without realizing. Got home and looked at pics and found it and was all like 5/7/2015 12:47:04 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
Nifty anecdote, brethren 5/7/2015 12:48:46 PM |
afripino All American 11375 Posts user info edit post |
^^care to share? 5/8/2015 10:16:13 AM |