http://bloody-disgusting.com/news/3352548/richard-donner-confirms-goonies-2-happening/

7/10/2015 3:25:51 PM

There's no more decency in this world.

These wonderful movies need to remain wonderful in our memories.

7/10/2015 3:41:18 PM

WORST IDEA EVER

7/10/2015 4:32:36 PM

the first movie is going to suck so much as a result of this new movie

7/10/2015 4:39:07 PM

I heard they're going to go back and remake the first one and CGI Chunk's face and the octopus scene. And make Cyndi's song more "techno".

7/10/2015 5:29:56 PM

the truffle shuffle will now involve twerking.

7/10/2015 5:31:03 PM

all of Short Round's Data's gadgets will now feature James Camerson-esque CGI explosions

7/10/2015 8:21:35 PM

Gary Busey will play Sloth, without any makeup

7/10/2015 8:39:18 PM

Corey Haim's corpse as One Eyed Willy

7/10/2015 8:43:58 PM

Goonies never say die!*

*Except for Corey Haim.

7/11/2015 2:15:37 AM

i don't think he was actually in it, just feldman. but they were kind of inseparable during the 80s

[Edited on July 11, 2015 at 2:22 AM. Reason : Sean Astin was the main dude]

7/11/2015 2:22:26 AM

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7/11/2015 5:52:27 PM

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7/11/2015 5:52:27 PM

Fucking Smath. It ain't your phone. It's you hammering the submit button.

Excellent contribution to the thread all the same though

7/11/2015 6:45:39 PM

You have been especially cunty lately. What gives?

7/11/2015 7:19:06 PM

Quote :

"There's no more decency in this world. These wonderful movies need to remain wonderful in our memories."

Agreed! The 80s classics were from a time when the stage props, color, and acting was good enough that remakes and crappy sequels don't need to be made.

7/14/2015 12:41:23 AM

^^ Hey I included a smiley face!!

7/14/2015 12:45:46 AM

yeah, no corey haim in goonies.

and i meant cgi'ing sloth's face, not chunk

7/14/2015 9:52:16 AM

Hmmm. The original link is busted. Perhaps a hoax?

7/14/2015 3:34:05 PM

7/14/2015 5:42:19 PM

Not happening (thank God)!

http://m.snopes.com/2015/07/13/goonies-2/

7/15/2015 1:42:37 AM

Whew! I'm with B4C. Thank god this isn't happening!!1

7/15/2015 6:09:18 AM

At least we got a video game out of it!

7/15/2015 1:46:34 PM