bbehe Burn it all down. 18402 Posts user info edit post |
instead of having to go to the bathroom, would you? 8/2/2016 1:50:49 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
Do get to decide where it's teleported] 8/2/2016 1:53:22 PM |
scotieb24 Commish 11085 Posts user info edit post |
Taking a dump can be so relaxing... mhmm straight jackin' 8/2/2016 1:58:52 PM |
afripino All American 11375 Posts user info edit post |
unless you've had uncontrollable diarrhea like I've had for the past 24 hours. it's pretty shitty. 8/2/2016 2:03:01 PM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27740 Posts user info edit post |
yes. think of the savings on toilet paper.
also i would teleport my poop into bbehe's mouth. 8/2/2016 4:17:29 PM |
JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
this would be helpful if you were being executed via scaphism
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism
I mean, in the sense that you'd presumably survive/suffer longer
[Edited on August 3, 2016 at 12:58 AM. Reason : to answer the question, no: a good shit is a pleasure I have no reason to forgo. ] 8/3/2016 12:57:10 AM |
NCSUStinger Duh, Winning 62423 Posts user info edit post |
when would I play the games on my phone? 8/3/2016 1:38:11 AM |
TerdFerguson All American 6583 Posts user info edit post |
I'd be worried the teleporter would accidentally get a vital organ.
[Edited on August 3, 2016 at 6:52 AM. Reason : Autocorrect ] 8/3/2016 6:51:36 AM |
JayMCnasty All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
Na, shitting is too wonderful 8/3/2016 8:10:05 AM |
dmspack oh we back 25420 Posts user info edit post |
i would like to have the option. i wouldn't use it every single time, but on occasion i would take advantage of this new technology (although, i'd be sure not to use while it was still real "new"...gotta get all the kinks worked out before i'm on board). 8/3/2016 12:54:08 PM |
afripino All American 11375 Posts user info edit post |
it would be great on airplanes, when standing in line, when lying in bed, during coitus, while at the pool, pretty much any public place. 8/3/2016 1:24:10 PM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27740 Posts user info edit post |
Do you regularly get the urge to shit while having sexual intercourse? I think you're doing it wrong. 8/3/2016 3:37:49 PM |
FroshKiller All American 51908 Posts user info edit post |
I think it's actually pretty common to feel like you need to poop when you're getting pounded in the ass. 8/3/2016 3:48:19 PM |
JayMCnasty All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i would like to have the option." |
Good point. I needed this option coming home from Charlotte on Sunday. Almost didn't make it in time. 8/3/2016 4:26:45 PM |