Smath74 All American 93277 Posts user info edit post |
t
skyhouse raleigh.
went to the bathroom and left 21yo in charge of the keys and i came out and dude had literally taken my skyhouse key off the keychain. i forgave him. then his bro came and asked me if he could take 21yo on a date or whatever and while he was talking to me his buddy was trying to steal my key again. i didn't let it happen. 9/1/2016 12:28:11 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
Sounds like you should keep your keys in your pocket. 9/1/2016 12:29:48 PM |
goalielax All American 11252 Posts user info edit post |
sounds to me like the hobbit should be sent back to the shire.
also, if this isn't making it clear that she's using you, i don't know what is 9/1/2016 12:32:48 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42535 Posts user info edit post |
random people walk into your house all the time? 9/1/2016 12:32:56 PM |
SSS All American 3646 Posts user info edit post |
Clearly 21yo should not be left in charge of keys. Ever. She had one job. 9/1/2016 12:33:55 PM |
Smath74 All American 93277 Posts user info edit post |
no shit. she is no longer designated key guardian. well maybe ill give her another chance. everyone deserves a third! 9/1/2016 12:52:06 PM |
Smath74 All American 93277 Posts user info edit post |
oh i we were having a pool party and then went across the street. we weren't in my apartment.
[Edited on September 1, 2016 at 12:53 PM. Reason : rooftop saltwater pool what?!] 9/1/2016 12:52:51 PM |
PaulISdead All American 8709 Posts user info edit post |
200$/sqft 9/1/2016 12:58:31 PM |
Smath74 All American 93277 Posts user info edit post |
i dunno. i got a good deal on a studio. 9/1/2016 1:06:46 PM |
beatsunc All American 10740 Posts user info edit post |
21yr old be friends with key thieves. it was a setup 9/1/2016 1:52:39 PM |
Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit post |
so was he trying to steal your apartment? 9/1/2016 2:23:37 PM |
Bullet All American 28263 Posts user info edit post |
I don't even understand. How did he get the key off the ring if she was holdling it? And then how did his buddy try to steal again after you caught them stealing it the first time. Smells fishy. 9/1/2016 2:28:03 PM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
Sounds like he really wanted to end up with you for the key party. 9/1/2016 2:30:40 PM |
Exiled Eyes up here ^^ 5918 Posts user info edit post |
What in the everliving fuck is wrong with you man? 9/1/2016 3:19:43 PM |
Klatypus All American 6786 Posts user info edit post |
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[Edited on September 1, 2016 at 3:59 PM. Reason : ^] 9/1/2016 3:50:22 PM |
ncsuallday Sink the Flagship 9818 Posts user info edit post |
isn't Smath a teacher?
how can a teacher afford Raleigh Skyhouse?
Studios start at $1,270 (618 sf)
http://skyhouseraleigh.com/availabilities/
no offense to teachers, appreciate what y'all do but it isn't a secret y'all aren't exactly in it for the money
[Edited on September 1, 2016 at 5:42 PM. Reason : .] 9/1/2016 5:41:06 PM |
PaulISdead All American 8709 Posts user info edit post |
[Edited on September 1, 2016 at 6:22 PM. Reason : See below]
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PaulISdead All American 8709 Posts user info edit post |
I missed the decimal. 2.06 a square is high dollar 9/1/2016 6:21:35 PM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27740 Posts user info edit post |
dat alimony tho 9/1/2016 6:34:59 PM |
PaulISdead All American 8709 Posts user info edit post |
And child support 9/1/2016 7:03:30 PM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27740 Posts user info edit post |
I don't think you get child support without custody. 9/1/2016 7:09:24 PM |
PaulISdead All American 8709 Posts user info edit post |
Pay child support
Does his ex wife support him?
[Edited on September 1, 2016 at 7:10 PM. Reason : .] 9/1/2016 7:10:09 PM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27740 Posts user info edit post |
It was a poorly executed joke (because teachers get paid so little). I have no idea. 9/1/2016 7:24:19 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148222 Posts user info edit post |
It wasn't me
https://youtu.be/xX5VCY28_Xo?t=1m35s 9/1/2016 7:25:01 PM |
PaulISdead All American 8709 Posts user info edit post |
Oh I see.
A similar joke could be made of the 21 year old 9/1/2016 7:39:23 PM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
I thought 21yo was moving to california? 9/1/2016 8:20:14 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114210 Posts user info edit post |
^ 9/2/2016 4:06:51 AM |
0EPII1 All American 42535 Posts user info edit post |
^^ come on now, she can't leave behind the big cuddly bear!!! 9/2/2016 5:43:24 AM |
SSS All American 3646 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ It was a false alarm; she did not have to go. Stay informed. 9/2/2016 8:44:05 AM |
Smath74 All American 93277 Posts user info edit post |
She was going to then I convinced her to stay and not run from her problems. 9/2/2016 9:19:43 AM |
Smath74 All American 93277 Posts user info edit post |
For the record, I laughed out fucking loud at Shawnas post! 9/2/2016 9:20:44 AM |
afripino All American 11375 Posts user info edit post |
has pokekayak girl been to your snazzy new place yet? have you checked your wifi at the new place to be sure it can't be hacked by your students? 9/2/2016 9:37:19 AM |
Smath74 All American 93277 Posts user info edit post |
yep.
9/2/2016 9:43:09 AM |
Kickstand All American 11534 Posts user info edit post |
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Dynasty2004 Bawls 5844 Posts user info edit post |
good for you 9/2/2016 10:05:54 AM |
Smath74 All American 93277 Posts user info edit post |
9/2/2016 11:12:46 AM |
Smath74 All American 93277 Posts user info edit post |
this is my view from my apartment...
9/2/2016 11:21:19 AM |
justinh524 Sprots Talk Mod 27740 Posts user info edit post |
gg smath 9/2/2016 11:23:18 AM |
afripino All American 11375 Posts user info edit post |
gg smath. hope you're having sex with these chicks to make it worth it. 9/2/2016 11:50:12 AM |
jcg15 All American 2120 Posts user info edit post |
So EMCE was Joe#s and now he's smath right? 9/2/2016 11:58:24 AM |
Smath74 All American 93277 Posts user info edit post |
^^dude... good conversation and company is the best part of any friendship, male or female. 9/2/2016 12:19:02 PM |
afripino All American 11375 Posts user info edit post |
of course it is.
hold onto your keys. 9/2/2016 12:23:31 PM |
Smath74 All American 93277 Posts user info edit post |
i saw the guys who tried to steal my keys. they were drunk and thought that i had their keys. they live here too. idiot dropped his key off of the damn balcony. 9/2/2016 12:34:12 PM |
Dentaldamn All American 9974 Posts user info edit post |
Nice looking place 9/2/2016 12:44:45 PM |
Smath74 All American 93277 Posts user info edit post |
^thank you! half the building already knows me ha. in a goodish way.
[Edited on September 2, 2016 at 12:47 PM. Reason : ] 9/2/2016 12:47:02 PM |
goalielax All American 11252 Posts user info edit post |
sure. everyone thinks their key somehow magically ended up on a different keyring 9/2/2016 1:31:18 PM |
Dynasty2004 Bawls 5844 Posts user info edit post |
Squatters rights...amirite? 9/2/2016 1:33:11 PM |
afripino All American 11375 Posts user info edit post |
So...did you give him permission to date 21yo? 9/2/2016 1:55:14 PM |
dtownral Suspended 26632 Posts user info edit post |
skyhouse on a teacher's salary? this story ain't adding up 9/2/2016 2:05:38 PM |
Dentaldamn All American 9974 Posts user info edit post |
Studios for $1250.
It's swingable. 9/2/2016 2:11:24 PM |