My partner and I are looking to hire a certified salt Lamp Polishing expert. We have recently come to acquire a number of lamps in need of a good polish. Please provide photo with proof of certificate and today's date.

2/22/2017 9:44:00 PM

the position has been filled

2/23/2017 9:43:01 PM

What the fuck I was preparing my bid???

[Edited on February 24, 2017 at 6:37 PM. Reason : this is some GRADE A BULLSHIT]

2/24/2017 6:36:45 PM

You're not supposed to polish them, this destroys nucleation sites that release all the negative, anti-baceterial ions into the air, and messes up the matte finish that absorbs demonic reflections.

2/25/2017 12:15:40 AM

Moron gets it

2/25/2017 11:34:29 AM