How much would you pay to dump a load in Lauren Boebert?*







*Price does not include the cost of an abortion should your prostitute become pregnant.

6/15/2022 8:59:21 AM

https://www.fireboebert.com/

taken from the Soap Box:
-She worked as an escort through SugarDaddyMeet.com, was bankrupt and needed side-money, escorted wealthy men
- She met Ted Cruz while working as an escort, Cruz encouraged her to run for office, donated at least $136k. Boebert didn't disclose a $70k donation by Cruz's Commission
- Two abortions, one around 18, one at Planned Parenthood around 23 as a result of her work as an escort
- A 2020 drunk driving incident with injuries, son and sister-in-law in ATV, had to be airlifted, just prior to primary, covered it up, paid off sister-in-law to remain silent
-husaband has a "consulting" contract for oil/gas for $460k/yr, with no conulting experience

6/15/2022 11:07:09 AM

Why is her vagina so expensive? Is it designer pussy?

6/15/2022 11:59:00 AM

bout tree fiddy.

6/15/2022 12:55:14 PM

Ted Cruz paid for one of them

6/15/2022 12:56:28 PM

https://www.thedailybeast.com/liberals-rush-to-spread-bogus-lauren-boebert-escort-and-abortion-rumors

where’s Lee Corso when you need him?

6/15/2022 1:36:29 PM

All politicians should be similarly attractive

6/15/2022 3:36:15 PM

Lauren Boebert sold me dat 190% alcohol drank from her cabnit. It was laced with deworming agent while doing outside sales with rack focus.

[Edited on June 15, 2022 at 4:17 PM. Reason : ]

6/15/2022 4:16:57 PM

^^^ what does a senile football analyst have to do with this dump?

6/15/2022 9:08:41 PM

Is it true she fucked for $ and had to have an abortion? Kind of makes her hotter imo. She got an onlyfans?

6/16/2022 3:20:19 AM

^^ to deliver his catch phrase

6/16/2022 10:47:16 AM

6/16/2022 11:07:24 AM

save you some clicks

6/16/2022 11:16:39 AM

are those....chicken bome earrings????

6/16/2022 11:23:35 AM

https://www.motherjones.com/mojo-wire/2022/06/lauren-boebert-sexism-abortion-rumors/

6/16/2022 11:57:41 AM

Quote :

"chicken bome earrings????"

Was the grink there?

6/16/2022 12:47:57 PM

https://uproxx.com/tv/lauren-boebert-snl-chloe-fineman-alec-baldwin-tweet/

6/16/2022 1:32:05 PM

It's sad that in the year 2022 people with 0 qualifications can get elected on looks alone. But not very surprising.

- high school droput
- took the GED more than once (unconfirmed)
- failed business owner more than once

6/16/2022 5:21:38 PM

^ dumb take. She stoked her base.

6/16/2022 11:36:52 PM

Stroked.

6/18/2022 10:03:35 AM

Is this actually her? I feel like An**a fl**k era tww would have proven it conclusively by now

6/19/2022 12:56:30 AM

Well, the below was posted in January 2021, so the phots aren't new, and there are more of them:

https://www.thelaurenboebert.com/post/lauren-s-short-lived-modeling-career

6/19/2022 6:32:18 AM

She is everything special to me

6/19/2022 4:51:27 PM

gross

6/20/2022 2:12:52 PM

I’d shit in her mouth…put back some of what comes out of it.

6/20/2022 9:55:05 PM

This is NPR, so should probably be in the Soapbox

https://www.npr.org/2023/09/13/1199188010/lauren-boebert-theater-beetlejuice-denver

Quote :

"The Colorado Republican said she was guilty of laughing and singing too loud. A report from the theater, citing four complaints from the audience, said she was also vaping and recording video."

9/13/2023 2:54:01 PM

Quote :

"Boebert turns back several times to speak to security guards as she's escorted through the theater's lobby. According to the incident report, the pair were saying things like "Do you know who I am?," "I am on the board" and "I will be contacting the mayor.""

Hopefully someone told her who she was.

9/13/2023 3:55:43 PM

Quote :

"they may try to drive me to my knees, but that's where I'm the strongest"

9/13/2023 4:07:52 PM

Does vaping to Beetleguise while getting felt up increase or decrease the vaginal rate?

9/16/2023 1:12:52 PM

i think she’s an idiot but i would also put it in her butt

$500

9/16/2023 1:26:12 PM