First post of the New Year in this thread wins a prize, my G's. Bet.

I sincerely hope you all have a great 2024!

12/30/2023 3:23:56 PM

1000 lafta bucks for the win!

12/30/2023 3:31:41 PM

Time isn't real, i win.

12/30/2023 6:07:33 PM

12/30/2023 6:18:55 PM

Is this going to be based on local time?

12/30/2023 6:36:05 PM

TWW time stamp

So, EST

12/30/2023 6:41:24 PM

RIP stats.aspx

12/30/2023 7:00:14 PM

I've got the TWW timestamp posting bot ready to go

pm esgargs to download it

12/30/2023 7:05:55 PM

free esgargs and dnl tbh jk

12/30/2023 7:19:33 PM

I heard the prize is

an NFT of EMCE's manhood

12/30/2023 9:32:13 PM

For all we know, that might be the NFT already.

12/30/2023 10:01:58 PM

Ha ha ha, nah bros


The prize is:

-A package of Ben's Chili Bowl Half Smokes
-A package of Ben's Chili Bowl Chili



Aha, remember when marko would buy you a hot dog if you spotted him in Target?!

12/30/2023 10:41:00 PM

Shit, I wish EMCE would stop sending me pics of his knute sac. Fucker FedExes me this crap 3 or 4 times a week

12/31/2023 12:16:48 AM

^sharing is caring

12/31/2023 12:31:26 AM

If nothing else, he does choose artsy setups

12/31/2023 12:41:13 AM

12/31/2023 7:21:09 AM

Is that a monocle?

12/31/2023 7:37:59 AM

Yes.

12/31/2023 4:11:26 PM

I think we all know I'm gonna win this

until I forget about it in 4 minutes

12/31/2023 4:16:41 PM

5:20 is like 4:20 but for omeprazole

12/31/2023 5:19:21 PM

I hope i am asleep at 1am eastern time

12/31/2023 7:37:51 PM

This post is a winner

12/31/2023 11:21:51 PM

1/1/2024 12:00:01 AM

This post is a weiner.

1/1/2024 12:00:04 AM

I appear to have won. Justin sucks a Ben's Chili Bowl Half Smoke.

1/1/2024 8:02:15 AM

ya I definitely fell asleep

1/1/2024 11:43:53 AM

Think you would have beaten me?

Depends on your latency.

1/1/2024 11:59:46 AM

if I had been here before the clock, it probably would have been close :3

I prob would have tried to make a post around 11:59:39 and then just hammered the post reply button

1/1/2024 12:04:54 PM

before the clock..

it's anybody's guess as to what that means

1/1/2024 12:05:17 PM

13 hours into 2024 and I'm painting my kitchen

1/1/2024 12:25:03 PM

I WANT TO BE WITH YOU

BE WITH YOU

BE WITH YOU

NIGHT AND DAY

1/1/2024 4:15:59 PM

Congrats The Coz! I hope you have a
wonderful 2024.

Please PM me an shipping address to receive your prize.


btw, when you cook half smokes, you're suppose to split them in half long ways. Put the chili on top in the bun. Add diced onions and cheese if you're a BOSS.

1/1/2024 9:35:31 PM

Bro, I didn't even win. Why did I get a fresh package today?

1/3/2024 6:40:39 PM

I instructed EMCE to send it to you out of pity. Enjoy!

1/3/2024 7:43:14 PM

He sent a pube along, too

1/3/2024 8:56:30 PM

From my hood, to yours. I would like to challenge anyone who reads this thread to go forth and do good things this year.

With love,
EMCE

https://www.eater.com/2014/7/10/6200701/the-chili-half-smoke-at-bens-chili-bowl-in-dc

1/6/2024 4:34:00 PM

This man is living right!

1/6/2024 7:51:31 PM

see the hood's been good to me
ev-errrr-a since I was a lower case emce

1/6/2024 7:54:43 PM

did i win

1/6/2024 8:28:53 PM

Depends. Did you have fun?

1/6/2024 8:56:39 PM

Let the record show that EMCE is a man of his word and will in fact mail food items to randos on the internet if he says he will. Half Smokes + Chili received and greatly enjoyed. Ben's does it up right! Thank you, kind sir.

1/14/2024 12:12:51 PM

idk I won the egg hunt at least twice and haven't seen a free lunch yet

1/14/2024 4:37:43 PM

^^ Glad you enjoyed the prize!


^ Go back and read the TOS for all of those egg hunts, my G.

1/14/2024 5:47:40 PM

bitch

1/14/2024 6:27:29 PM

you 'bout to get put in the lafta category, Mr. G funk era

1/14/2024 6:31:15 PM

You bout to be in dallas cowboy territory

1/14/2024 7:35:29 PM

^^^, ^^ you probably drop common loot when you're easily defeated.

1/14/2024 10:21:07 PM

1/14/2024 10:38:35 PM

Meanwhile, FedEx showed up today. Dude is prolific

1/14/2024 11:41:41 PM

That's weird, because he used UPS for mine. He must also enjoy spreading good cheer to multiple parcel carriers around the holiday season.

1/15/2024 7:21:36 AM