Now that it looks like the Raleigh Christmas parade will bring back vehicles, why not use this as a marketing opportunity for TWW? Let’s put together some funds and wrap a Carolina Squat truck with TWW ads. I know it may cause a little bit of controversy because of that one incident a couple of years ago, but any buzz is good buzz right?

6/6/2024 6:18:47 PM

k

6/6/2024 7:24:37 PM

Here’s an idea:

[cartoon image of a tattered Jesus on a cross with an obvious cum stain on his underpants cloth]

“Jesus Christ: Man, Myth, or Masochist?

Find out now, only at TWW!”

Then have a QR code for the TWW signup link. You’d probably get at least a half dozen new users

6/6/2024 7:39:53 PM

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how much money do we need?

6/6/2024 11:08:17 PM

Can I drive the heavily-modified jackass-mobile that kills people?

6/7/2024 2:39:17 AM

Can we rig it up so it rolls coal every time a new user registers?

6/7/2024 9:54:01 AM

^This guy gets it!

6/7/2024 10:30:54 AM

There's that one user that will cover it in feces for some shenanigans. Whenever people think of shit smell they would be reminded to login and post on tww.

6/7/2024 10:45:21 AM

Literal shit-posting!

6/7/2024 11:52:22 AM

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"how much money do we need?"

I will donate 1,000 lafta bucks to the cause.

6/7/2024 3:29:36 PM

What a tightwad!

6/7/2024 5:04:46 PM

Maybe marko will be kind enough to donate the Biblical artwork for the vinyl wrap on our squatted truck?

If not, I’m sure the fake marko youtuber guy will. Hopefully the TWW Board of Trustees approves the truck purchase, I really think this will skyrocket our user base

6/7/2024 6:58:14 PM

i’m in

where do i sign

6/8/2024 12:58:33 AM

6/8/2024 2:50:42 AM

Got about 10 min to get this together

11/23/2024 9:18:10 AM

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"how much money do we need?"

The city charges an $850 entry fee for a vehicle with advertising, then we need another $500 to buy a beater Ford Econoline van from the Facebooks. marko was gracious enough to say that he’d take a weeks’ vacation from his work to give it a nice Christmas themed TWW paint job. I can get it in good mechanical shape for the parade (change the factory oil with bar and chain oil, lube up any squeaky brakes with powdered graphite, etc.) and we should be good to go.

11/23/2024 3:18:30 PM

Didn't read this the first time, but I love the idea!

11/23/2024 6:48:46 PM

yay

[Edited on November 24, 2024 at 7:12 AM. Reason : 1]

11/24/2024 7:12:08 AM