thought, "This must be what the end of an empire looks like?"

I was at Adobe Summit last week and went to their takeover of AREA15
in between the psychedelic grocery store exhibit and the movie company haunted house was a concert featuring Barenaked Ladies and Timbaland

as the polo-shirted middle-aged men asynchronously gyrated and sang along, I toasted the Australian designers near me: "To Rome! May it never fall."

4/25/2026 1:02:13 PM

or you could just have fun and enjoy life

4/25/2026 1:07:46 PM

Quote :

"asynchronously gyrated"

Better than jerking off 2 dudes at the same time

4/25/2026 1:07:56 PM

^^ in this economy?

I did have fun but I, also, couldn't help but notice that the service staff fucking hated us


[Edited on April 25, 2026 at 2:11 PM. Reason : I don't love being hated]

4/25/2026 2:10:33 PM

A little bit of server spit can really spice things up.

4/25/2026 2:52:30 PM

I've been thinking this since 2015. How many failed projects can pile up and you're still hiring Hannibal Burress and Deadmau5 for the Christmas party. Our office made Silicon Valley at least.

4/25/2026 3:56:01 PM