same episode, Skinner: "i dont think New Orleans is much of a party town."

1/22/2002 8:16:33 PM

I suppose I best to run. Gosh I wish I weren't so fat.

1/22/2002 10:51:33 PM

Milhouse: This ID is completely fake.

Bart: Yes, which makes it a fake ID.

Milhouse: A fake ID! Cool!!!

1/22/2002 10:53:50 PM

its wally! hey wally, do something funny!!!

1/22/2002 10:56:22 PM

Said by my little sister after getting out of the car at the mall durring winter break "Remember Bryce, we're parked under the SunSphere" I almost lost a lung after hearing that. I'm so proud of her

1/22/2002 10:57:48 PM

moe: "see the thing is, I really wanted to do ya, and I ain't that good at talking to ladies, so I brought this love tester, which you can guess is inhabited by the ghost of my best friend's dead father"

1/22/2002 11:59:26 PM

The pie shall be devided in two pieces. Each man shall receive...death. I'll eat the pie. Next case!

1/24/2002 5:58:48 PM

Are you wearing a grocery bag?!

1/24/2002 6:00:08 PM

I have misplaced my pants

1/24/2002 6:02:01 PM

Jasper: Is this seat taken, little girl?

Bart: Hey I'm a boy, man. Are you blind?

Jasper: Yes.

1/24/2002 6:03:54 PM

I'm not a pineapple, I'm a kid.

Oh hush, that's what the pumpkin said.

Hi Lisa, we're gonna be in a pie!

[Edited on January 24, 2002 at 6:05 PM. Reason : there is no s in pumpkin]

[Edited on January 24, 2002 at 6:06 PM. Reason : oh no, i actually quoted ralph wiggum ]

1/24/2002 6:04:53 PM

Mr. Van Houten: Oh let's just break in and take whatever we want!

Apu: No, no, no. Do not listen to that man, that will get you shot.

1/24/2002 6:06:48 PM

I have always dreamed of the day that one of you would be working for me.

1/24/2002 6:07:49 PM

They cut out the part where Homer says "Bart, you stay here and tape the hockey game"

1/24/2002 6:38:01 PM

They showed the Grimes episode a couple days ago...damn that made my day.

1/24/2002 6:40:15 PM

Bart: Do you know what radon is?

Chester J. Lampwick: No.

Bart: Goodnight.

[Edited on January 24, 2002 at 9:07 PM. Reason : foo]

1/24/2002 9:06:29 PM

its alot like that twilighty show about that zone

1/24/2002 9:09:03 PM

I'm some place where I don't know where I am!

Is it the linen closet? Homer do you see a lot of towels?

No! It's somewhere where I've never been before!

Oh! The shower!

1/24/2002 9:21:06 PM

We better call Ned. He has a ladder.

Well as the tree say to the lumberjack, "I'm stumped".

1/24/2002 9:21:57 PM

Can I take your coat?

I, too, would like to take your coat.

1/24/2002 9:27:00 PM

all i need's two stout men to work the bellows!

1/24/2002 9:29:06 PM

I was watching it! First it started falling down, then it fell down.

1/24/2002 9:31:30 PM

Homer: They're mine. Oh yeah I'm in flavor country.

DMV supervisor: Both of them?

Homer: It's a big country.

1/24/2002 9:33:54 PM

Wait a minute, cheif, they could be medicinal.

Yeah, without it, I could go...blinder.

1/24/2002 9:36:24 PM

have the rolling stones killed!

1/24/2002 9:50:35 PM

First page, Donny

Word to the wise; season passes. After 16 visits they pay for themselves.

1/24/2002 10:00:13 PM

I did the "even blinder" quote earlier.

1/24/2002 10:03:21 PM

FU!!

Rest of profanity inaudible because of church organ.

1/24/2002 10:05:43 PM

That was the loudest profanity I've ever heard!

1/24/2002 10:06:24 PM

if the ayatollah cannot have it, noone can!!!

1/24/2002 10:06:47 PM

Todd, do you want some peas?

Hell no.

What did you say?

I said I don't want any damn peas.

1/24/2002 10:07:37 PM

Back then, I was known as the 5th Beatle.

1/24/2002 10:07:53 PM

i dont like the idea of Milhouse having 2 spaghetti dinners in one day

1/24/2002 10:09:55 PM

Do not touch Willie. Hehe, good advice.


^That's probably been done, too.



[Edited on January 24, 2002 at 10:12 PM. Reason : not donny's, mine]

1/24/2002 10:11:33 PM

Skinner: Fire extinguisher recharging. Of course this is a free service provided by the fire department.

All: Nay

1/24/2002 10:11:34 PM

Delayed Homer vote: Nay!

1/24/2002 10:12:35 PM

What's a battle?

Did that child just say, "What's a battle"?

No, he said "What's that rattle?".

1/24/2002 10:13:33 PM

Well, it is starting to rain. I can hardly be blamed from that.

Haha, yes.

1/24/2002 10:14:30 PM

HOMEWORK: EAT A STICK OF BUTTER

1/24/2002 10:19:55 PM

No, Bart is not available to deliver a human kidney to Amsterdam!

1/24/2002 10:21:53 PM

EXTRA EXTRA!!!!
TODD SMELLS!!!!!

homer: "aww i already knew that..."

1/24/2002 10:27:14 PM

ok kids, who wants nachos flanders style.......thats cucumbers with cottage cheese.

1/24/2002 11:21:28 PM

I want wintergreen!

Unflavored for me!

1/24/2002 11:22:28 PM

IRON HELPS US PLAY!!!!!!!!!

1/25/2002 8:19:42 AM

i recommend getting a tattoo, it helps preserve the things you love.................starland vocal band..THEY SUCK

1/25/2002 8:20:23 AM

"wow, i've never been called an adult before........i've been tried as one but......"

1/25/2002 2:52:02 PM

I was in a magical land of fire and brimstone where little men in red pajamas were running around poking me with pitchforks.

1/25/2002 6:35:19 PM

DUDE its actually an episode ive never seen!!!!!!!!!!!

about some cult.. and blisstonia? what season is this from?

1/25/2002 6:40:06 PM

I dunno, but it's one of my favs.

OUT OF MY WAY, JERK ASS!!!

1/25/2002 6:40:54 PM

episode 5F23
and by the way, it REALLY IS one of the BEST EPISODES!!!

i cant believe ive never seen it!

[Edited on January 25, 2002 at 6:58 PM. Reason : .]

1/25/2002 6:46:18 PM