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"what about the deer?"

mmm, Free Venison.

11/30/2005 2:17:59 PM

which guy is it, ambrosia? the black guy or the white guy?

11/30/2005 10:24:53 PM

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" 1:00 AM Assist Other Agency A student reported hearing a female screaming in either North Hall Lot or in the area of Hope St. An officer located the subject on Hope St. She was OK. She stated that her and her husband were involved in a verbal dispute with three other males. RPD was notified. "

Golden!

12/5/2005 8:56:15 PM

wtf is greg golden doing back on campus

12/6/2005 10:24:45 PM

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"53098 7:55 PM Harassing Phone Calls A student reported that she had received more than 10 collect phone calls from a male subject at the Wilson County Jail. The student stated that she does not know this subject, or how he got her number."

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"52833 10:00 PM Information Police A student reported that unknown persons were dropping condoms filled with milk onto his vehicle. The vehicle was parked near North Hall."

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"53099 8:11 PM Noise Disturbance A student reported hearing loud crying coming from outside of Alpha Delta Pi. An officer checked the area and found two cats. All was OK. "

12/14/2005 10:23:14 AM

Haha. Those are quality.

12/14/2005 12:15:21 PM

and how did they know the condoms were filled with milk??? not an inspection i would like to take part in

12/14/2005 12:33:27 PM

what the hell is up with so many kids calling the cops because they "smell" drugs or think there are drugs around

bunch of goddamn pussy NARCS

they need to live in the real world for a little bit and realize that they can't do shit about stuff like that

I hope they get mugged and the cops can't help them because they're too busy responding to the odor of marijuana

12/14/2005 12:37:23 PM

^^ haha

12/14/2005 1:57:42 PM

^^^hahahhahaha gg

12/14/2005 2:14:54 PM

The highlights:

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"12.13.05 2:27PM A staff member was arrested by Kinston PD for Solicitation of a Minor. The staff member was trespassed from all NCSU Property. "

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"12.12.05 9:58PM A female subject reported there was a suspicious male looking at her making her feel uncomfortable in the DH Hill Library. Officers checked the area, but were unable to locate anyone matching the description."

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"12.09.05 8:44PM A student reported that a non student was preaching loudly between Turlington Hall and Alexander Hall. The non student produced a permit that expired at 6PM. He complied to leave the area. "

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"12.02.05 1:32PM There was a report of a vehicle with a shattered windshield parked near Leazer Hall. The damage may have been caused by workers blowing leaves. "

12/14/2005 2:24:48 PM

^ha must suck to be a chick at ncsu

its like there are only hardly any guys bwnable for the ladies, and the rest report creepy dudes staring at them in the library

12/14/2005 2:45:26 PM

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"12.20.05 1:24PM A staff member requested that an officer stand by while a student discussed grades with the department head. The student was upset about the grades. There were no problems reported. "

12/21/2005 1:49:16 PM

01/04/06

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"12:47 PM Weapons Violation Housing Personnel found a pair of nun-chucks in Carroll Hall. The owner of the nun-chucks will be referred to the university upon return from holiday break."

01/06/06

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"2:24 PM Information Police A non student lost power to his small aircraft and had to make an emergency landing in the pasture near the Bovine Unit on Lake Wheeler Rd. There were no reports of injury, or damage. All appropriate personnel were notified."

01/07/06

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"1:12 AM Suspicious Incident A staff member reported what she believed to be the odor of marijuana coming from a room at the Avent Ferry Complex. The residents of the room were outside of their room when police arrived. As the officers approached, the residents went back inside and would not answer the door when the officers knocked. Officers detected a strong odor of air freshener coming from the room."

01/08/06

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"4:47 PM Animal Problem Officers responded to Centennial Campus Middle School in reference to four people walking dogs in the football field area. Upon arrival officers were unable to locate anyone."

01/09/06

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"6:43 AM Damage to Property A staff member reported the dumpster that he was emptying out broke loose, and fell onto the cab of his vehicle causing damage."

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"6:09 PM Medical Assistance A student reported that she was having a nose bleed. The student was transported to Rex Hospital."

Pussy.

1/10/2006 6:31:37 PM

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"A staff member reported what she believed to be the odor of marijuana coming from a room at the Avent Ferry Complex. The residents of the room were outside of their room when police arrived. As the officers approached, the residents went back inside and would not answer the door when the officers knocked. Officers detected a strong odor of air freshener coming from the room.""

I read that in the paper today. Funny shit.

1/10/2006 6:34:54 PM

hahahahhahahahahah

1/10/2006 6:40:29 PM

So the police can't enter because they don't have a warrant or something? I figured that the campus police were free to enter any dorm room they want if they have a reason.

1/10/2006 6:55:01 PM

^ They should get part time jobs as housekeeping personnel so they can go into anyone's room and confiscate numbchucks[sic per university policy] and grenades.

1/10/2006 7:07:07 PM

12/21

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"Police were requested at Lake Wheeler Rd. while a potentially troublesome employee was dismissed. The dismissal proceeded without incident. "

12/20

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"A staff member requested that an officer stand by while a student discussed grades with the department head. The student was upset about the grades. There were no problems reported. "

1/10/2006 7:22:43 PM

Can't wait to see the one for the drunk driver they pulled over on Morril yesterday with an SKS in his car

1/23/2006 7:05:49 AM

http://www.ncsu.edu/police/psdhome.html

3:20 PM Medical Assistance A staff member requested assistance in completing the commitment of an involuntary subject to Holly Hill.

2633 3:36 PM Communicating Threats A student reported a suspicious male asking for money in the area of North Hall. The student stated that the subject threaten to harm him when he refused to give him money. Officers searched the area, but were unable to locate the male subject.

2663 6:36 PM Suspicious Person A staff member reported that a suspicious female solicited money as she was entering her vehicle. Officers searched the area, but were unable to locate the subject.

1/23/2006 9:20:08 AM

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"3042 12:16 AM Traffic Violation A non student was arrested for DWI, Driving While License Revoked, Not Properly Restraining a Child, Possessing an open Container of Alcohol, and Possessing a Weapon on Campus."

good lord!!!

1/24/2006 11:12:46 AM

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"3092 6:19 AM Medical Psych Officers responded to Wolf Village in reference to a student who stated that she did not feel safe. The student wished for assistance, and was transported to Holly Hill by officers. "

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"2975 3:39 PM Larceny A staff member admitted to stealing a coat that belonged to another employee at the Fountain Dining Hall. The staff member was issued a citation and a trespass warning, at the request of the Director. "

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"2663 6:36 PM Suspicious Person A staff member reported that a suspicious female solicited money as she was entering her vehicle. Officers searched the area, but were unable to locate the subject. "

i bet it was that chick whose tongue sticks out the side of her mouth.

1/24/2006 11:20:05 AM

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"As the officers approached, the residents went back inside and would not answer the door when the officers knocked. Officers detected a strong odor of air freshener coming from the room."

that's great.

1/24/2006 11:21:01 AM

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"3052 2:18 AM Special Event Officers worked the Alpha Phi Alpha Fraternity Party. Two fights occurred, and two weapons were found. The party was closed early due to the second fight."

sounds like that frat knows how to throw a party!

1/24/2006 11:35:49 AM

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"A staff member reported what she believed to be the odor of marijuana coming from a room at the Avent Ferry Complex. The residents of the room were outside of their room when police arrived. As the officers approached, the residents went back inside and would not answer the door when the officers knocked. Officers detected a strong odor of air freshener coming from the room.""

wtf? could the officers not force access or grab a key? thats probable cause if ive ever heard it.

so you can poke smot in your dorm room all day and just refuse to open the door and youll be fine?

1/24/2006 11:52:33 AM

^have you been poking some smot?

1/24/2006 11:58:05 AM

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"i bet it was that chick whose tongue sticks out the side of her mouth. "

We call her Walrus Lady. She walks by our house all the time.

1/24/2006 1:03:40 PM

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"poke smot"

1/24/2006 1:19:52 PM

10/23/05

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"12:00 AM Harassing Phone Calls A staff member reported his ex girlfriend had called him four times today. The officer made contact with the juvenile ex girlfriend and advised her not to call back. "

oldie but a goodie

1/25/2006 1:15:41 AM

10/25/05

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"8:30 PM Noise Disturbance A student reported loud music coming from the Talley Student Center. Officers determined that the Marching Band was practicing. "

1/25/2006 1:18:30 AM

LOUD NOISES!!

1/25/2006 3:45:21 AM

see this is why i do stupid shit on tww

because as long as it doesnt go outside tww you are ok

its fuckers like whoever sent ^^ in that piss me off to no avail

1/25/2006 8:44:19 AM

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"3546 12:33 AM Assist Other Agency A student came to Campus Police to report possibly being sexually assaulted at an off campus location, RPD was notified, and is conducting an investigation."

good lord, how wasted do you think this person was???

1/26/2006 10:11:59 AM

^^ haha

1/26/2006 12:00:37 PM

to be fair, i've woken up in strange places with strange people and i had no idea what happened the night before. if we had bwned, i guess it would technically be a sexual assault on their part?



of course, i'd only mention it if she were ugly to cover my own ass from embarassment

1/26/2006 1:10:04 PM

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"8:19 PM Traffic Accident A NCSU PD vehicle was involved in a single vehicle accident. "

Did they rearend themselves?

1/26/2006 1:55:42 PM

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"3448 3:11 PM Disturbance A staff member reported a verbal argument in the Coliseum Deck regarding a subject using too much change to pay for his parking. The situation was resolved prior to the officers arrival."

1/26/2006 2:25:26 PM

Haha. We had a mean lunch lady in elementary school, so we had a class-wide campaign to start paying for our meals each day with rolls of pennies. She wasn't happy.

1/26/2006 4:31:50 PM

Bump with funny

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"2.8.06 - 12:32 AM Suspicious Vehicle A vehicle driven by a student was stopped on Main Campus Dr, and warned about towing a student on a skateboard on a tow strap."

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"2.5.06 - 5:46 AM Assault A non student reported that his daughter was assaulted in a frat house on Fraternity Court by an unknown male. "

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"2.4.06 - 1:20 AM Indecent Exposure Two students were observed streaking at the Kappa Sigma Event that was being held. Both subjects were referred to the university. "

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"2.3.06 - 12:47 PM Suspicious Person There was a report of a male subject sleeping on the lawn of the Chancellor's Residence. It was discovered that the non student was trespassing. "

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"2.3.06 - 4:24 AM Suspicious Vehicle There was a report of a suspicious vehicle that was continuously driving up and down Cates Ave. An officer stopped the vehicle the student stated that he was waiting for a female that he had been talking on-line with. When she did not come out of her building, he decided to leave. That is when he was stopped. Everything appeared to be OK. "

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"1.29.06 - 11:40 PM Indecent Exposer Two students were seen running in the nude through Tucker Beach and entering Metcalf Hall during the power outage. "

2/8/2006 3:57:08 PM

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"There was a report of a male subject sleeping on the lawn of the Chancellor's Residence. It was discovered that the non student was trespassing."

hmm...trespassing? no shit really.

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"...waiting for a female that he had been talking on-line with. When she did not come out of her building, he decided to leave. That is when he was stopped. Everything appeared to be OK."

haha. gargs?

2/8/2006 4:26:04 PM

Stood up by his Internet girlfriend.

2/8/2006 6:13:13 PM

i wonder if it was a tww lurker

[Edited on February 8, 2006 at 7:06 PM. Reason : .]

2/8/2006 7:03:45 PM

damn bitch stood me up again!

2/8/2006 9:04:54 PM

HAHA THAT INTERNAT ONE IS FUNNNNY!

2/8/2006 9:08:00 PM

does anyone know what happened to the police blotter? they haven't updated it since feb. 8th

2/20/2006 10:12:31 AM

the people who run it are fucking idiots. i wouldnt trust a word i read on it anyways.

2/20/2006 10:22:07 AM

2/20/2006 10:33:02 AM

2/18

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"9:21 PM A student failed to evacuated the residence hall during the fire alarm. He was also discovered to be intoxicated underage. The student was referred to the university."

[Edited on February 21, 2006 at 1:42 AM. Reason : .]

2/21/2006 1:40:43 AM

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"Quote : "i bet it was that chick whose tongue sticks out the side of her mouth. " We call her Walrus Lady. She walks by our house all the time. "

Mushmouth

2/21/2006 7:24:27 AM