bradshaw's also like 7 feet tall isn't he

nope, 6'6"

[Edited on July 4, 2007 at 11:39 AM. Reason : .]

7/4/2007 11:33:48 AM

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"When authorities arrived, they found Benoit hanging lifelessly from a piece of weightlifting equipment. The paramedics grabbed Benoit's wrist to check for a pulse and then dropped his arm. The repeated this process in order to try and get a pulse but again dropped his arm. On the third attempt to check for Benoit's pulse, the paramedic dropped Benoit's arm, but Benoit was miraculously able to stop his arm from falling halfway down. He then proceeded to shake his whole body, and finally landed a few elbows to the body before throwing the paramedic against the ropes for a clothesline."

Needed to be on this page

way too funny to be forgotten

7/4/2007 11:48:19 AM

^^ 6'6" billed height, which puts him around 6'4" in the real world... plus he's around 280-290... AND he holds down a day job as a financial adviser for Fox News...

seriously, the guy is one of the best examples of what a Pro Wrestler CAN be.

7/4/2007 12:21:32 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/07/17/wrestler.murder.ap/index.html

Quote :

"Investigators said Tuesday they found steroids and other drugs in the body of pro wrestler Chris Benoit, who killed his wife and young son last month before hanging himself in the family's home. Investigators found steroids in the body of pro wrestler Chris Benoit who killed his family in June. His son tested positive for Xanax. Besides steroids, Benoit's body contained the anti-anxiety drug Xanax and the painkiller hydrocodone, according to a statement from the Georgia Bureau of Investigation. The GBI said Benoit tested negative for blood alcohol. Benoit's wife, Nancy, tested positive for Xanax, hydrocodone and the painkiller hydromorphone. The 7-year-old son, Daniel Benoit had Xanax in his system. "It is our belief that Daniel Benoit was sedated by Xanax at the time of his murder," said Georgia Chief Medical Examiner Dr. Kris Sperry. The GBI said it could not perform tests for steroids or human growth hormones on the son because of a lack of urine. The test results were expected to shed more light on Benoit's last moments. Authorities said Benoit killed his wife and 7-year-old son in their suburban Atlanta home, placed Bibles next to their bodies and then hanged himself on the cable of a weight machine. Anabolic steroids were found in the home, leading officials to wonder if the drugs played a role in the killings. Some experts believe steroids can cause paranoia, depression and violent outbursts known as "roid rage." Federal authorities have charged Benoit's personal physician, Dr. Phil Astin, with improperly prescribing painkillers and other drugs to two patients other than Benoit. He has pleaded not guilty. Investigators have also raided Astin's office several times since the deaths, seizing prescription records and other documents. Before he was charged, Astin told the AP he prescribed testosterone for Benoit, a longtime friend, in the past. He would not say what, if any, medications he prescribed when Benoit visited his office June 22, the day authorities believe Benoit killed his wife."

[Edited on July 17, 2007 at 3:09 PM. Reason : img]

7/17/2007 3:08:47 PM

Quote :

"When authorities arrived, they found Benoit hanging lifelessly from a piece of weightlifting equipment. The paramedics grabbed Benoit's wrist to check for a pulse and then dropped his arm. The repeated this process in order to try and get a pulse but again dropped his arm. On the third attempt to check for Benoit's pulse, the paramedic dropped Benoit's arm, but Benoit was miraculously able to stop his arm from falling halfway down. He then proceeded to shake his whole body, and finally landed a few elbows to the body before throwing the paramedic against the ropes for a clothesline."

i knew the idea was funny but i had to try and word it so you initially thought it was from a news report

7/17/2007 3:12:03 PM

Quote :

"The GBI said it could not perform tests for steroids or human growth hormones on the son because of a lack of urine."

As opposed to Chris and the wife who pissed themselves?

7/17/2007 3:18:59 PM

His bladder could have been empty as opposed to the wife and benoit who drank something 2 hours before this happened.

7/17/2007 3:29:16 PM

I don't want to read this whole thread. Why did this guy kill everyone?

7/17/2007 10:04:43 PM

because wrassler are bad, mmkay?

7/17/2007 10:19:40 PM

dean malenko did it, benoit was set up

7/17/2007 10:23:09 PM

haha the ultimate warrior

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNb4q5ATLA0&NR=1

7/18/2007 12:26:49 AM

another wrestler dead

John Kronus, best known as half of The Eliminators tag team from Extreme Championship Wrestling (now owned by WWE), was found dead in his girlfriend's apartment late yesterday

7/20/2007 2:02:53 PM

saw matt hardy last night

actually a small dude in reality

hes not dead yet tho

7/20/2007 2:11:42 PM

^^^, What in the name of humanity is the UW talking about in that youtube???? I got an idea, but I'd like to forget it

7/21/2007 12:11:53 AM

you're not that much of a moron are you ?

7/21/2007 12:24:40 AM

tttitties

3/7/2008 10:16:10 PM

anything new on this? lol

3/7/2008 10:16:42 PM

I think he's still dead

3/7/2008 10:17:46 PM

Yes. Old nudes of Nancy Benoit are going to be published in Hustler this month.

... which is super tasteless

http://www.nationalledger.com/cgi-bin/artman/exec/view.cgi?archive=20&num=17946

3/7/2008 10:27:36 PM

thats it?

3/7/2008 10:29:42 PM

No, there are more.

3/7/2008 10:33:07 PM

keep it classy, hustler

3/8/2008 1:58:12 PM